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Thanksgiving thoughts
by some of the aPa crew

From our man Butch:

I'm thankful for my life, stupid, meaningless, futile, and unbelievably shallow as it is.

I'm thankful I didn't lose anyone September 11th.

I'm thankful friendly idiots (or idiot friends?) allow me to write meandering manifestos for their various fifth-rate sites.

I'm thankful for porno, a.k.a. The Thing That Keeps Me From Killing.

I'm thankful for my full plate.

I'm thankful for David Letterman.

I'm really thankful for JLH & Jessica Alba.

And most of all, as usual:

I'm thankful I'm not Doom or Ska, those poor sad bastards. (ed. -- I see SOMEONE is just begging for some "unapproved editing" to their next piece.)


Next up is Bob Morris, award-winning sports writer!

* I am thankful for MGD, because Lord knows I will never touch Budweiser anymore.

* I am thankful for Civilization III because it gives me a good excuse to avoid doing anything around the house.

* I am thankful I got Brian Griese off my fantasy football league team because, even though I'm a Bronco fan, things just aren't gonna get better for him with all the Bronco receivers going down.

* I am thankful for e-feds because it gives me the opportunity to show that I CAN book good storylines and develop good characters, without ever having to say I could do it better than the WWF can.

* I am thankful that Ric WHOO BY GOD Flair is back because I'd rather watch him than Shane McMahon any day of the week.

* I am thankful for those awards I got for sports writing because it means I should be getting that big, fat bonus any day now.

* I am thankful for being a card-carrying member of Thread aPa because, simply put, these guys ROCK.

Happy Turkey Day, y'all.


And hey, the webmaster has to add some words too.

I'm thankful I got to spend two days at home and eat REAL FOOD~! that didn't come from the microwave.

I'm thankful I got to see my 7-month old nephew for a few days.  He looks pretty much like I did at that age when you compare the baby pics... the kid'll be all right.

I'm thankful I haven't lost any bets lately.

I'm thankful that I have the chance to kill a couple hours a night with some tremendously funny jerks... I mean, cool guys.

And of course, I'm very, very thankful for the liquor stores in close proximity to my apartment.  After two days at home, I'll need to "refill" my supplies to get through the weekend.

Rock on y'all.