by Tomstone
All I can say is that this is the
craziest time in wrestling I’ve experienced ever since I started
watching three years ago. This may be the craziest time the wrestling
business has ever gone through, and with very good reason.
The WWF bought WCW. ECW has folded, and the WWF has taken some if not
most of the stars. Shawn Michaels is going to start wrestling again
soon. Mick Foley will be back on TV soon, according to some sources.
The biggest pay per view of the year, Wrestlemania, is only 8 days
away. The biggest main event of all time, The Rock v. Steve Austin, is
headlining it. I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited to be a
wrestling fan.
With all of this in mind, there are so many possibilities to think of
happening. Shane McMahon running WCW. Triple H being the top guy in
WCW. Maybe Stephanie McMahon running WCW, who knows? One thing is for
certain, though: WCW had many opportunities to avoid this, but it
failed many times.
The first time WCW shot itself in the foot was in July of 1994. It was
at Bash at the Beach 1994 that Hulk Hogan debuted in WCW and
immediately won the world title from WCW icon Ric Flair in his first
match. Hulk, the Hulkamaniacs, Jimmy Hart, and even Shaquille O’Neal
celebrated as Hulk took the life out of WCW’s resurgence with one
legdrop. WCW had gone through one of its worst years in 1993, but it
seemed to be rebounding in 1994. Before Hulk’s arrival, we had two old
past-their-prime veterans, Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat, show up at
Spring Stampede and show all the young people how to put on a great
wrestling match one more time. Flair and Steamboat in a wheelchair
match would be better than most stuff going on in wrestling, to be
honest. With the exception of the two Hart brothers and Bret and Steve
Austin, I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a great combo with great
chemistry as Flair and Steamboat had. They put on arguably the three
greatest matches in the history of the business five years prior, with
their Chi-Town Rumble classic, their 2 Out of 3 55+ minute Clash VI
match, and their historic and amazing Wrestlewar match. Five years
later, they proved at Spring Stampede that they could still go. In a
match overshadowed by a particular ladder match and two matches between
two Canadian wonders, they went out there and tore the house down one
more time. After that, Ricky Steamboat started teaching his magic to
Steve Austin, carrying him to some great matches. Austin was groomed to
be Flair’s biggest feud, after a few matches with Vader and Sting. But
that all changed when the Hulkster came in. Hulk, the dominating
babyface, was actually booed by the old NWA fans who appreciated the
talent of Sting and Ricky Steamboat, appreciated the overall magic of
Steve Austin and Ric Flair, appreciated the hard work of Vader and a
young Cactus Jack. Eric Bischoff wouldn’t listen. What a shock.
WCW shot itself in the foot a few more times. The nWo is a prime
example. The nWo would have been one of the best stables ever with a
lineup consisting of Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Hollywood Hogan, Syxx,
Eric Bischoff, the Giant, Randy Savage, and Ted DiBiase. But they had
to keep adding more members. People no one cared about, like Brian
Adams, Vincent, and many others. People over-the-hill without any place
in the nWo, like Curt Hennig, Rick Rude, and many others. People who
just annoyed the hell out of you and made you change the channel, like
Buff Bagwell, Scott Steiner, Eric Bischoff, Konnan, and many others.
People who went nWo and back so many times that you couldn’t keep
track, like the Giant and Bret Hart. People who had no place whatsoever
in the nWo, like Sting and Lex Luger. But they didn’t stop there. They
had to break up into nWo Black and White and nWo Wolfpac. Then, they
reformed, having an nWo A-team and an nWo B-team. Then, they all
started fighting, and was reformed by that genius Vince Russo for all
of about a month, before Scott Hall vanished and Bret Hart recuperated.
The nWo just made no sense after a while.
Politics and bad decisions were the main reason WCW died. Eric Bischoff
probably didn’t care about Terry Bollea at first; he just adored the
fame and statue of the name "Hulk Hogan". Bischoff was like one of
those cartoon characters who just saw $$$ signs in his eyes at Hulk.
Then he signed away the WWF top heel Diesel, and he signed WWF midcard
babyface Razor Ramon. He also started giving away the results of taped
editions of RAW, because Nitro was live. Of course, Bisch made sure
that poor loyal WCW servant Tony Schiavone would get the blame if the
tactic failed, and Bisch himself would get credit for its success.
Schiavone was just doing his job and supporting his family when he gave
away Mick Foley’s first WWF title win, but people look at him as the
jackass. No wonder he’s sucked for years. Would you be motivated if
that stuff happened to you? But back on topic, Bischoff just let Hogan
and Nash run wild. Scott Hall beats the crap out of the Nasty Boys in
real life and gets nothing, but Ric Flair gets fired for watching his
12 year old son wrestle in a state championship of some kind. Bisch
signed WWF top star Bret Hart, but Hogan and Nash make sure he looks
like an idiot on TV and making wrestling fans think Hart was a bitch
for complaining about his WWF stay and being fine in WCW. Hogan brought
in Roddy Piper and let Piper beat him in a major match at Starrcade 96;
Bisch and Hogan just decided that it would be non-title. The Outsiders
and the Steiner Brothers had a year long feud, until finally Bisch
decided he would rather have the Steiners break up then satisfy the
buildup by having them win the tag titles. When Nash started booking,
he gave the world title to the person he trusted: himself. What a
shock. I’ll save my gripes about the Ultimate Warrior debacle for
later.
The ultimate "jump-the-shark" moment in WCW history and the ultimate
example of politics was Starrcade 97. After 15 months of endless
buildup, evil WCW/nWo champion Hollywood Hogan would defend the WCW
title against WCW’s good guy, Sting. Never mind the fact that the
reason this was built up so much was because Sting didn’t have to
wrestle anymore due to his contract, so he decided to take a vacation.
Well, the match should have gone like this: Hogan dominates, Sting
comeback, Stinger Splash, Deathdrop, Deathlock, new WCW champ. However,
the match went like this: Hogan domination, Hogan legdrop, Hogan clean
pin, Bret Hart reverses the decision, and Sting wins, making him look
like a sap. The title was held up for two months anyway, and Sting won
a meaningless rematch against Hogan for that vacant belt. Fuck you,
WCW.
Another huge moment in WCW history was when Goldberg defeated Hollywood
Hogan clean for the WCW Title in front of 40,000 screaming Georgia Dome
fans on July 6, 1998 on Nitro. Goldberg, a rookie, had attracted a
major following by squashing people like Raven, Saturn, and in his
debut on September 22, 1997, Hugh Morrus. Of course, Goldberg’s debut
that night paled in comparison to two much more important things in
wrestling history occurring on RAW that night: Steve Austin Stunnering
WWF commentator Vince McMahon (which of course, led to Austin v. Mr.
McMahon, which carried the WWF for over a year), and Hunter Hearst
Helmsley losing a streetfight to the debuting Cactus Jack (and the
Triple H/Cactus Jack wars carried the WWF for the first quarter of
2000). But still, Goldberg had gotten big buildup and deserved this
match. One problem: thus could have gotten the biggest buyrate in WCW
pay per view history if booked right. But Bischoff, seeing as how the
Steve Austin v. Kane title switch the week previous had gotten one of
the biggest crowd pops for a world title switch I’ve ever heard and
also had achieved one of the biggest quarter hour ratings in WWF
history to that point, decided to rush things and had the match occur
on Nitro. It was a historic night, and was booked right. However,
Goldberg then went on to not even main event, taking a backseat to
political stuff, like Hulk Hogan deciding to fight another political
idiot, the Ultimate Warrior. Of course, some things he deserved to take
a backseat to, like the return of Ric Flair. After an uneventful run as
champ, Goldberg then lost the belt at Starrcade 98 to political
mastermind Kevin Nash, who a few weeks later gave the belt to his best
friend one day/worst enemy the next, Hollywood Hogan. It had come full
circle.
Soon, Bisch was fired, and WCW scooped up WWF writer Vince Russo to
control their product. He then badly copied the WWF and, by
disrespecting cruiserweights and good wrestling, alienated his fanbase.
When he was fired, Kevin Sullivan took over, and Chris Benoit and
company left for the WWF. WCW had the nail put in its coffin, and
Benoit went on to teach The Rock how to put on great matches.
WCW had many chances to win the war, but they failed miserably. Dig
dong, the witch is dead. WCW lost, which means only one thing: Ric
Flair is back in the WWF, ready to entertain all the fans and hopefully
verbally spar with microphone greats like The Rock, Kurt Angle, Vince
McMahon, and Shawn Michaels.
We can only thank WCW for that.