Well, here's the deal.  Someone stumbled upon some suburban white-boy pot-smokin' wanna-be gangsta rappers' website.  The usual alcohol-fueled craziness ensued, as you can read below.  Thanks to all the mad phat chattaz, yo.

(Logging at  7-APR-2001 00:13)
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.Albert Ching> Jesus Christ my last battle is good
.Albert Ching> I should get signed by Syko Records!
.RaZoR> Munser is one of the best freestylist i've seen.
.Jake> If you a pimp and you know you don't love them hoes when you get on the floor
.RaZoR> Shit sami give them some of that stuff you did on No Name's forum.
.God Hate Me> NIGGA THROW DEM BOWS
.Mr.samiullah> Thanks, razor
.Jake> YOU CAN ROLL THEM ROLLS (WTF does that mean)
.Sto-knee-Ska> Just a couple po' white boyz survivin' in the burbs / had to buy my own pot from my dealer he's a Serb
.Albert Ching> Uhhh
.Albert Ching> It's the P to the G and the 1 and the 3
.Albert Ching> His name's JC ICe And I'm Wolfie D
.God Hate Me> Jake: It's NIGGA THROW DEM BOWS.
.Jake> What does Throw them Bows mean?
.God Hate Me> STOP SMOKING
.Mr.samiullah> I drop more bomb lyrics then shits in toilets
.God Hate Me> Jake: It's a dance originating in Atlanta wherein you gesture with your elbows to dance and not ruin your high-priced clothing.
.Banvir> I'm the Bengali
.Banvir> Niggaz call me their Svengali
.Sto-knee-Ska> had to mow the lawn last week for fi'ty dollah / I banged a high schoo' bitch fo' some free pot, made her holla
.Milk Milk!> ASS CLOWNS
.Jake> What he does in the video when he goes into the 3 hims?
.Mr.samiullah> Jake: What it says.
.God Hate Me> NP: My theme music?!  That's fucking odd.
.Mr.samiullah> lol at ska.
.God Hate Me> Busted off my nut and never dropped my colla
.Jake> Can you believe the Rock is going to be gone till July?
.God Hate Me> Gave her change for the bus while I rocked the Impala
.Mr.samiullah> Yes.
.Jake> Are they fucking crazy?
.Mr.samiullah> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.Jake> The Taker is iffy on being a draw
.Mr.samiullah> Jake, they cannot help it
.Jake> and No one else has been tested yet?
.Albert Ching> That sucks
.Albert Ching> No Rock till July
.Mr.samiullah> He's doing a movie, and the Rock doesn't really want to be a 'rassler'
.Albert Ching> That better not be true
.Mr.samiullah> It is.
.Sto-knee-Ska> She didn't holla to loud, guess my fo' inches didn't please huh / guess what bitch?  condom broke, morning sickness make ya queeasah
.Mr.samiullah> lmao
.Jake> There most be a clause in his movie contract that he can comeback for a week or two if ratings plunge
.Albert Ching> - signed off -
.God Hate Me> lmfao
.Mr.samiullah> Jake, even if there was, what would be the point?
.God Hate Me> I'm so big latex can't hold me
.Sto-knee-Ska> Now I got a little shorty that I ain't nevah gonna see / fuck dat bitch, I got mo' payments to make to BMG
.RaZoR> Bitches run around/ lookin' for who got the dough
.Jake> Well at least this breaks the "glass Celing"
.RaZoR> I told them it was me, and they thought it was so
.God Hate Me> Damn people said it only cost a penny
.RaZoR> I used 'em and abused 'em
.Jake> Who do you think their going to push along with Taker?
.God Hate Me> Can't believe sucka MCs in suits just played me
.RaZoR> Then I put 'em aside
.God Hate Me> Can't a cracka get his groove on without any pablum
.God Hate Me> Shit, what I do for them Steve Miller Band albums
.Banvir> I raised the roof/ did it by hook, by crook
.Banvir> WERD
.Milk Milk!> That guy is named Jax, isn't he....
.Sto-knee-Ska> Twelve CDs for under a dollah, yeah right / I got more thrills from wacking to J-Lo's nipples on Grammy night
.RaZoR> I tapped that ass, and lit up some grass.
.Mr.samiullah> I blow up spots like pyro/ gotta wait 6 weeks before I see Nitro
.Sto-knee-Ska> Lemme hear ya now FUCK BMG~!
.RaZoR> They asked me fo' money and I said I was broke, They said I was lyin' but it wasn't no joke.
.God Hate Me> FUCK BMG
.God Hate Me> Now I'm back up in here, damn right you missed it
.RaZoR> They bitched and they screamed, knowin' they'd be played.
.Sto-knee-Ska> Right on, FUCK BMG~!
.God Hate Me> Other MCs be getting two inches and I be double fisted
.RaZoR> But I didn't give a fuck, because I had just gotten laid.
.Mr.samiullah> Some chick asked me to buy Prada/fuck I looklike, better strip fo' a dollar/
.Milk Milk!> Uh-oh.  ONE OF THEIR TRACKS IS CALLED HATAZ
.Mr.samiullah> Stuff your old ass in a locker
.Sto-knee-Ska> Bought dis shit from guy, said it'd help me get laid yeah / I took it, got knocked for three straight days yeah
.Banvir> the 1 and only disfu is one scary dude, Al.
.Sto-knee-Ska> Then the guy said "hey man, give it to yo' bitch" / I said "Hey man, she won't take no pill if I put it on a dish"
.Milk Milk!> His ryme is too big to be in a sig completely.  I need to find a good excerpt.  I'm thinking the dumb, deaf, blind, hand on my nuts, thing
.Sto-knee-Ska> So then I put it in that high-school bitch's drink / Then she passed out and I got my first look at the pink
.Mr.samiullah> Lyrically I'm on a winning streak/ breaking emcees up like my name was Iron Sheik/
.God Hate Me> NP: Bloodhound Gang--"Bad Touch"
.Sto-knee-Ska> She was kind of smelly, yeah, but it work out a'ight / I banged dat bitch for eight straight minutes dat Friday night
.God Hate Me> MCs get in line/hatas come around
.Mr.samiullah> Ska = Slick Rick
.God Hate Me> Ghetto Blast your ass like I was Bad News Brown
.Sto-knee-Ska> Next morning, ho call me up, I ain't gonna answer / Her and her shorty from me can both get cancer
.Mr.samiullah> In the bar they go shot for shot/ matter fact/ outside the bar they go shot for shot
.Mr.samiullah> lol at ska
.Milk Milk!> HOLY MUTHERFUCKING SHIT.  THERE's AN MP3 OF THESE GUYS
.Banvir> bahahaha
.Mr.samiullah> Ask Bevis, I get nothing but head/
.Jake> I can't FUCKING get WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT on Napster!!!
.Milk Milk!> http://www.geocities.com/sykorecords/SlowAndStoney-Flow.mp3
.Jake> Filters!?!?
.Sto-knee-Ska> Fuck dat bitch and her playa-hatin' ways, yeah / Ain't nothin else to to do but GET WASTED~!
.Mr.samiullah> Jake, Ju don't have the CD?
.Jake> I can't get CREAM or Method Man
.Jake> It's Scratched
.God Hate Me> Jake: That's Shame On A Nigga
.Sto-knee-Ska> My GOD I'm the next Eminem.
.God Hate Me> I OWN SKA! AND ALL THE SUBSIDIARY RIGHTS!
.Jake> I wanted to get the songs replaced with Napster but the Network must have implemented filters
.Mr.samiullah> Jake, what about Mystery of the Chessbox?
.Mr.samiullah> Butch = Suge Knight
.Jake> See if CREAM shows up if you scan Napster?
.Milk Milk!> CAN I BE THE SNOOP DOGG TO UR DR. DRE, SKA?
.Jake> I get a song called "ICE CREAM" but no "Cash Rules Everything around Me"
.Sto-knee-Ska> I dunno, man.  Can you HANG wit da Ska?
.Mr.samiullah> Fo' shizzle yo're his nizzle3
.God Hate Me> WHO DAT DIPPIN IN THE CADILLAC
.Mr.samiullah> C-walking all over your set.
.Mr.samiullah> BIOTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
.Milk Milk!> I can hang wit anyting you hook me up wit.  Im'a kill ya, if ya dun't step uff.
.Sto-knee-Ska> You best check yaself befo' ya wreck yaself.  Word.
.Mr.samiullah> Word Bond!
.Mr.samiullah> Home skillet
.God Hate Me> NP: Beastie Boys--"Sure Shot"
.Mr.samiullah> NP: "It ain't hard to tell" -- Nas
.Milk Milk!> THIS MP3 IS NOT DOWNLOADING.  I NEED BY SLOW AND STOKNEE
.Sto-knee-Ska> Word, yo.  That was one of MY stories.  From the 'BURBS, yo.
.Milk Milk!> *MY
.God Hate Me> Ska: Do a rap about tellin' them bitchaz please
.Milk Milk!> CHECK OUT THE PLAY BY PLAY WIT JOHN MADDEN/ BANGIN UP SHORTYZ LIKE "SCUSE ME MADAM?"
.Jake> Tupac is No 1
.Mr.samiullah> It ain't hard to tell, I excile then prevail, the mic is contacted, I attracted clientelle
.Jake> I can't beleive it
.Sto-knee-Ska> So then I see this chunky ho at the local bar / and she ask me "Yo baby, tell me how ya are!"
.RaZoR> White hate black now they on the attack, wanna get back, ain't cuttin' no slack. For the bitches who opressed them for so long, ya say 'FUCK that bitch ya can't do me no wrong"!.
.Sto-knee-Ska> I tell her "Yo baby I'm like fo' inches long" / and then she's "Aw yeah, honey I got my own bong"
.Jake> Do you guys think Tupac was a profit, Thug, or Full of Shit?
.God Hate Me> Jake: PROPHET
.RaZoR> I'm da man right here, you can't fuck wit me. Go ahead call my bluff, wait and see. You'll be the deadest motherfucker in your family.
.Banvir> In between.
.Sto-knee-Ska> So back to her place we roll after fixin' a blunt / then I got all busy on dat cunt
.Mr.samiullah> Jake, a Thug and FOS
.Jake> The thing I don't get about PAc
.God Hate Me> What I like about that rhyme...
.Mr.samiullah> Jake: He's extremely overrated to boot.
.Banvir> If he was a prophet, then the money...the violence...that shit wouldn't have mattered
.God Hate Me> He could be saying the actual cunt, or just calling her a cunt.
.God Hate Me> Absolutely stupendous.
.Banvir> Prophets dont need the media as a crutch
.Sto-knee-Ska> Bitch was smelly and she went about one-ninety / then I turned her fat-ass over went to work on dat heiny
.Jake> He writes great songs praising women "Brenda got a baby, Dear Momma" then writes "Hit em UP" and "I get around"
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.God Hate Me> ShaneO!
.Jake> Tupac would be nothing now
.God Hate Me> Come kick the flava, my Amish nigga!
.Milk Milk!> SMONT!
.RaZoR> I don't hate for fun, but livin' on the run, don't make me happy so I grab my gun.
.Mr.samiullah> Jake, he contradicted himself all the time.
.Shane O> Hey everyone.
.Shane O> SMONT!
.Banvir> SHANE
.Mr.samiullah> SHANE~!
.Shane O> Amish nigga is an oxymoron, I think.
.Sto-knee-Ska> Yo, it ain't easy bein' a suburban playa / I went down on 'dat hairy clam but it had a sour flava
.God Hate Me> GodDAMN I'm gonna be hella rich
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.God Hate Me> Eminem's gonna be candy compared to this kid
.Josh Haggard> So I hear Ska is rapping.
.Jake> At least Snoop has always been consistant
.RaZoR> You ain't gonna like it if I cross ya path, but you won't be around for the aftermath. You'll soon be famous and be on the news, becuase the media loves it when I choose you fools.
.Jake> He's a Crypt pot head
.Jake> thats it
.Mr.samiullah> Jake: He had "Keep your head up" and "I get around" on the same CD
.Sto-knee-Ska> So I took a big-ass puff of my fat-ass blunt / then I said "Hey ho, you ever douche that cunt?"
.Mr.samiullah> - signed off -
.Josh Haggard> Wow. No one said hi. :(
.Jake> I still don't get why his albums are sellign well
.RaZoR> You're not in the obitureries by on the front page, said he got knocked off by some black mans rage.
.Shane O> HI JOSH
.God Hate Me> Sorry, Josh, Ska's too damn good.
.Jake> No one is grabbing up Big Pun records
> .God Hate Me hears the cash register
.Josh Haggard> Shane, you don't count. PAY ATTENTION TO ME EVERYONE!
.The Doomster> YOSHI
.RaZoR> Well the bitch had it comin' when he flicked me off, for passin' him, and it ticked me off.
.Fort Knox> Hey Josh
.God Hate Me> BIG PUN SHOULD'VE GONE TO OHIO VALLEY
> .The Doomster kanyon kutters Yoshi
.Sto-knee-Ska> Ho said "Douche?  What the fuck you talkin' bout?" / "All I know is that my showers clogged from da funk dat comes out!"
.The Doomster> Bang!
.Fort Knox> Hey Shane-O :)
> .Josh Haggard rolls around and twitches.
.The Doomster> Hey everyone I missed.
.RaZoR> So I told the bitch to pull to the side, he got out of his car,and pulled a bat from his ride.
.Jake> Question what are rap songs that you no EVERY LINE inside and out?
.The Doomster> Good Yoshi, make me a sammich
.Milk Milk!> I'm going to sleep.  I have to get up early tomorrow.  I will talk youze guys later.  And keep the flava real, Sto-Knee
.Josh Haggard> But I'm twitching, Doom.
.Jake> "Still not a playa"
.God Hate Me> Nuthin' But A G Thing
.Shane O> Later SMONT!
> .The Doomster kicks Yoshi
.God Hate Me> Rapper's Delight
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.The Doomster> Later SMONT
.Sto-knee-Ska> I was all queasy and ponderin' a big-ass vomit / But then she showed dat stank pussy and I ended up back on it
.God Hate Me> LMAO
.Milk Milk!> - signed off -
.Funk Dr. Magneto> I made a mistake
.Jake> "My Name is" I know everyline Censored and Uncensored
.God Hate Me> This will be his first hit, "Gimme Dat Tang, Bitch"
.RaZoR> He swong and missed, that was his fatal mistake, so I pulled out my glock and he called it a fake. I said beg for ya life and he laughed at me, but my barrell was the last sight that he'd see.
.Mr.samiullah> Razor, that's not half bad.
.Sto-knee-Ska> I thank God for da ganj' and that's a fact / Because of that my mind is all facked.
.RaZoR> Now i'm livin' like a refugee, ain't gonna stop, just wait and see, till some other dumb bitch crosses me.
.Mr.samiullah> lol
.Jake> I don't get why my people find"The Sopranos" offensive? It gives us a tough guy image
.RaZoR> -Done-
.God Hate Me> RaZoR got the Tom Petty shout-out in there.
.Sto-knee-Ska> And dat's how I eneded up wit' dat bitch / after three blunts and about two 40
.Mr.samiullah> D_P_G_C
.Sto-knee-Ska> 's I don't know which is which.
.Sto-knee-Ska> So I wake with this ugly ass ho in my bed / and I say "Hey, wake up! Make me some breakfast!" and throw her out on her ugly head"
.Jake> I gots to go and Roll Dem Bows
.Jake> with RVD
.God Hate Me> THROW
.God Hate Me> THROW DEM BOWS
.Jake> that was intentional
.Jake> (Pot reference)
.God Hate Me> Ain't no fairy, screw your wish
.Mr.samiullah> You should've said "Smoke them Bowls"
.Sto-knee-Ska> Bitch gets to lookin' in my fridge / I'm a PA resident, so my gov'ner is Tom Ridge
.God Hate Me> Make like Josh, ho, hit that kitchen and make me a samich
.Jake> I'll know next time
.Josh Haggard> :(!!!
.Mr.samiullah> <--------- the resident marijuana smoker
.Jake> Ridge is a Smidge on black board...Something Something OARD
.Sto-knee-Ska> She finds a big-ass jug of Black Velvet blended whiskey / She pours a glass and then the ho tries to kiss me
.God Hate Me> BITCH PLEASE
.Jake> C-YA
.Jake> - signed off -
.Sto-knee-Ska> I'm like "Not a chance, bitch!" and I kick her to the street / That's just another day in the life of a sucka bein' elite.
.Sto-knee-Ska> And dat's it. Word.
.Josh Haggard> I'm tired - I think I'll sleep now.
.Josh Haggard> Night, everyone.
.Josh Haggard> - signed off -
.God Hate Me> BOOYAH
.Mr.samiullah> Ska's next line should've been "I said bitch don't kiss, she replied "Ska you tryin diss me?"
.Sto-knee-Ska> Word to ALL you.  Slow'n'Stoney 4-LIFE, bitches.  Yeah.
.Mr.samiullah> "Nah, I just don't smooch with bitches look like whitney"
.Banvir> - signed off -
.God Hate Me> You need to get some nice titties and suck me off like Britney
.Sto-knee-Ska> Come see us live when we get high outside the Cottonmouth Kings concert.  Word.
.Mr.samiullah> Holla
.God Hate Me> WHOOPTY WHOOP WIGGA WHAT
.The Doomster> Ya'll OK in here? Who gots that ganja, Man?
.Mr.samiullah> Doom's late.... agayne. :-)
.The Doomster> heh
.Ska-boom> You know, I had FAR too much fun with that.
.RaZoR> - signed off -
.The Doomster> I ain't late. Just slow and old.
.Mr.samiullah> Ska: It was real funny, though.
.The Doomster> :-)
.Mr.samiullah> You're not slow..:)
.Ska-boom> BTW, this will be on the website tomorrow afternoon.
.God Hate Me> He's early for the funeral, is what he is!
.Mr.samiullah> Ska: Let me do a verse...
.The Doomster> Who wants to be like DOOM!
.Mr.samiullah> NOBODY!!!
.The Doomster> ok.
.Ska-boom> Light one up then let it rip, bruthah.
.The Doomster> Let me reword that.
.Fort Knox> Doom-I doubt anyone wants to be old and crazy.
.Ska-boom> Because we be ganja-rockin bros from the BURBS, yo.
.Mr.samiullah> Ska: I already did...
.Mr.samiullah> <------- resident marijuana smoker
.God Hate Me> Rob said you're so old you wrote down your meds with a quill
.Ska-boom> . o O ( I know this will be used in a court of law against me someday. )
.The Doomster> Better than them stone tablets. They made a real mess.
.Mr.samiullah> Doom's so old when God came Doom said "Who's this?"
.The Doomster> I was eating at popcorn at the big bang, yo.
.God Hate Me> Doom's so old his Social Security number is 7.
.The Doomster> Dude, nice lightshow.
.Mr.samiullah> Doom's the only person on the planet older than his biological parents
.The Doomster> 5.
.The Doomster> It's 5.
.Evil E-W> And I guess number 3 was Bruno Sammartino?
.The Doomster> 6.
.Mr.samiullah> No, piper
.Evil E-W> Oh, silly me. :)\
.The Doomster> ZESTY!
.The Doomster> ZESTY!
.God Hate Me> Doom's so old, to find out his true age we'd have to cut him open and count the rings
.The Doomster> Owwwww
.Mr.samiullah> lol
.The Doomster> Let's not go there.
.The Doomster> Puhlease.
.Evil E-W> Yeah, since that was one of MY lines. :P
.The Doomster> heh
.God Hate Me> Doom's so old, he still has a tail.
.The Doomster> Dammit, I have only been home for 2 1/2 hours ain't nearly buzzed enough.
.Janey> hi
.The Doomster> The chicks like the tail.
.The Doomster> They DIG it.
.Janey> oh, don't you know it.
.Ska-boom> Ewwwww.
.Evil E-W> Doom's so old, he remembers when Hogan could do THREE moves.
.The Doomster> 4.
.God Hate Me> OK, we've gone out of the realm of funny funny and gone to scary.
.The Doomster> HE COULD MOVE.
.Mr.samiullah> Doom's so old that he's one year older then infinity
.Fort Knox> Doom's so old, he remembers when Hogan had a full set of hair.
.God Hate Me> Doom's so old, he remembers when Michael Jackson was black.
.Ska-boom> I'll never forget watching HULK GODDAMN HOGAN bust out a cross-arm breaker.
.The Doomster> Dammit.
.The Doomster> I saw Hogan in the 80's.
.The Doomster> He did have hair.
.Evil E-W> In WHOSE 80s?
.Mr.samiullah> Dammit, my joke gets ambushed by a bunch of lame ones. :)
.The Doomster> But Macho had more.
.Ska-boom> Holy Hell, I'm tremendously drunk.
.The Doomster> I ain't 80, yet.
.Mr.samiullah> Ska: atleast you're typing coherently.
.The Doomster> I think.
.The Doomster> Maybe, oh well.
.Shane O> I'm tremendously tired and have to be up at 6 AM for work. So goodnight all...
.God Hate Me> Night Shane
.Janey> night night
.Shane O> 6 AM on a Saturday. Ugh...
.The Doomster> Night Shane
.Mr.samiullah> Doom's so old, that the numeric system, had to start over
.Mr.samiullah> Night Shane
.Shane O> Later all. :)
.Shane O> - signed off -
.Fort Knox> nite Shane
.Evil E-W> Doom is so old....
.God Hate Me> Doom's so old, they asked his age and he said "CMXLVII"
.Evil E-W> ...um...just a second, one will come to me...
.Ska-boom> Ska is so drunk, that he said "WTF did I just post in here?"
.The Doomster> Did I ever tell you about what really happened to Ceasar?
.God Hate Me> Oh, lord, not the lone knife-thrower in the vineyard shit AGAIN
.Evil E-W> Doom is SO OLD, he thinks that spoons are a passing fad.
.The Doomster> Dammit, I got to get a grip on my wandering mind.
.The Doomster> Easy, it's true.
.The Doomster> It's true.
.Mr.samiullah> Doom's so old he saw when the solar system came into form.
.Janey> can this be done soon?
.The Doomster> Sure.
.God Hate Me> Sure.
.Mr.samiullah> No.
.The Doomster> Why not?
.God Hate Me> But it probably won't be.
.Evil E-W> One more?
.Janey> I suppose.
.The Doomster> I am the ancient one here.
.God Hate Me> We could start sayin' how dumb his momma is.
.The Doomster> I invented pants.
.Janey> why?
.Evil E-W> Doom remembers the day they started getting THUMBS.
.God Hate Me> So, YOU'RE the bastard who did that!
.Sto-knee-Ska> Hey, word, yo, I'm back.  I just wanted to tell y'all that we'll be at the Outkast concert gettin' high in the parking lot.
.The Doomster> heh
.Sto-knee-Ska> so come see us, and we'll bust a rhyme just for you.
.Sto-knee-Ska> ** New group name "Ska-boom" selected **
.The Doomster> I NEED ANOTHER DRINK.
.Mr.samiullah> Doom's so old he used the sun for a fireplace
.Evil E-W> Y'see, we're bitter, because without Doom, we'd be able to go to work in our briefs!
.Janey> now?
.Ska-boom> ** New group name "StonySlow : Rap Supahstaz" selected **
.Ska-boom> goddammit, I fucked up the group name.
.The Doomster> Yes, NOW.
.Mr.samiullah> Janey: Yes, we're finished
.Evil E-W>  Well, I'M done. :)
.God Hate Me> Doom's so old he used to make S'mores out of rocks and rabbits.
.Janey> Butch?
.Ska-boom> Being drunk isn't always the best way to run a chat.
.God Hate Me> I'm done now.
.God Hate Me> Now, his momma... :)
.Mr.samiullah> ** New group name "Marijuana Playaz" selected **
.Janey> you guys are the best.
.Evil E-W> ROCKS AND RABBITS!
.Ska-boom> ** New group name "Slow and Stoney: Rap Supahstaz" selected **
.Ska-boom> I got it now.
.Evil E-W> BUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
.Ska-boom> What's hilarious is that their domain is actually just a re-direct to a Geocities site.
.Mr.samiullah> Yo!!! Smoking the dro on the Do for Shee'oh, my nizzle
.Janey> I think I was a convincing lesbian today.
.God Hate Me> S A M I U double L a and H
.Mr.samiullah> for the Deuce zero zero uno, knahwhatimean playa?
.Janey> some no-talent hack in my group ruined it though.
.Mr.samiullah> Butch: Word my nizzle.
.Fort Knox> Well guys I'm off nite all.
.Evil E-W> D'oh...
.God Hate Me> Janey: You should meet me. I can make any girl a convincing lesbian.
.Mr.samiullah> By ed.
.Ska-boom> Hmmmm.  I appear to have lost the cap to my water bottle.
.The Doomster> Nite Ed
.Ska-boom> That's most definitely uncool.
.Janey> awwww, but you write such good pron...
.God Hate Me> Bye Knox
.Mr.samiullah> Ska, I thought you was going to stop drinking?
.God Hate Me> Janey: I know.  How do you think I do that?
.Mr.samiullah> prOn is good.
.Fort Knox> - signed off -
.Ska-boom> I defy you to tell me when I EVER said I'd stop drinking.
.Evil E-W> Ska HAS to drink...
.Janey> I dunno, that's what I'm wondering.
.The Doomster> NO DRINKING
.Evil E-W> ...cos if he STOPPED drinking, I'd have to START to restore the balance of nature.
.Mr.samiullah> Ska, you're suppsoe to busta rhyme to that.
.The Doomster> PERISH THE THOUGHT
.Mr.samiullah> Not a regular reply.
.Mr.samiullah> *suppose
.Janey> still drinking out of the plastic jog?
.Janey> or jug
.God Hate Me> DON'T BE DISSIN' THE JUG WOMAN
.Janey> I didn't!
.Ska-boom> Hey hey hey.
.God Hate Me> You can't afford the box, it's the next best thing.
.Ska-boom> The whiskey is IN a big plastic jug, until I pour a measured amount out into a drinking glass.
.Janey> uh huh.
.Ska-boom> And by "measured amount", I mean "until the icecubes are floating in it".
.Mr.samiullah> I'm drunk of alize and vodka
.Mr.samiullah> off even
.God Hate Me> I SUMMON THE IRON CHEF
.Ska-boom> Alize cuisine?
.God Hate Me> Not yet
.Mr.samiullah> Yes. *shrugs*
.Ska-boom> If I got the Food Network here, I'd be a happy man.
.God Hate Me> JINHUA HAM AND PORK BATTLE
.Ska-boom> OMG this one is great.
.Janey> bah, saw it earlier.
.Janey> I got my hopes all up.
.God Hate Me> SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
.Janey> back to TV Funhouse
.Mr.samiullah> You guys actually watch THAT show?
.Ska-boom> I won't spoil it.  But it's good.
.God Hate Me> ALLEZ CUISINE
.God Hate Me> BANG A GONG GET IT ON
.Ska-boom> I am totally going to bed now.
.The Doomster> Nite Ska.
.Janey> night Ska
.God Hate Me> Night Ska.
.God Hate Me> He's a dope mc
.Ska-boom> Word to ALL yo' mammas.
/EXIT
.Ska-boom> - signed off -