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One of the cruelest things among our lot is
that we seem to throw down our best material only in the
chatroom.
This section is dedicated to fixing that injustice. The log is
almost always running, and anything you say can be used against you. Portions of this section contains topics and
language that wouldn't pass muster in so-called civilized
society. This is your only warning. A Few Chatroom Guidelines -- You've read the transcripts and still want a piece of our magic, live and in person? Okay then, here are a few things to keep in mind to make the experience as painless as possible. (posted 9/27/06, updated 2/2/07) Shoot Your Age -- Once again, Ska teaches us the magic of alcoholism. (8/15/06) Playboy Pictorials We Don't Wanna See -- Boredom and naked women...two great tastes that taste great together. Actually, let me rephrase that... (3/4/05) Bizarro 3zy on Politics -- 3zy turns 3vil for an hour. (11/18/04 (I think), posted 2/15/05)Chunder Detective -- Can't get much more random than this, friends. Well, you can, but not without chemical inducement... (1/4/04, posted 3/11/05) A Very Dumbass Thanksgiving -- Turkey for me, turkey for you. I wanna eat lots of turkey in my old brown shoe (11/26/03) Gohan Etling In Repose -- Some of these are ever so slightly skewed, but this one...this one's infernal, Jack. Not for the easily hung-up, children, or...well, anyone, really. (10/23/03, posted 2/16/05) I Wish My Mummy Didn't Smoke -- Some hard-hearted jollies at the expense of an anti-smoking religious tract 3zy found on a Walmart toilet. (9/7/03, posted 2/13/05 with pictures(!)) Oh,
No She Didn't -- There wasn't room for two women in the joint that
night, and since Janey was one, Jenny wasn't going to last long. (7/25/03, posted 2/13/05, highlights and
complete log) TO BILL BRASKY -- The shadow of Will Ferrell hangs over us like a shroud. (6/3/03, posted 2/14/05, highlights and complete log) Jet's Great Taste -- One more reason that "music" and "JetMet" are never to be mentioned in the same room. (2/10/03 screengrab)Rantsylvania Jubilee~! -- Sending off a forum with a certain half-assed dignity. (2/1/03, posted 2/18/05) Two Days Late -- A bunch of the guys give Janey a hard time over...um...female issues. (10/3/02, posted 2/13/05) The Janey aPa Story -- A drunken, hapless webmaster is tricked by a wanton college girl and her confederates into giving up his site. (2/24-25/02, posted 2/20/05) Wrestler Panties, Sexicomedias y Tragicas Muertes del Rodeo -- A jawdropping trip through late night basic cable...and a WWF diva's drawers. (5/26/01, posted 2/13/05, highlights and complete log) Life With The Bizarros --
It's...um...BIZARRO...so it's supposed to suck, I guess. (12/20/00, posted 2/20/05) A Cautionary Tale -- I'd like to think
that 21 year old women have better sense than this... (9/11/00, posted 2/21/05) ater
losers -- Some poor lady gets a hard time for assuming she'd
find a Canadian wherever she goes. (7/29/00
(or thereabouts), posted 2/20/05) And now...PREHISTORY! All-Star Chat -- From the remains of the nWWWo forum comes a chat loaded with what passes for "celebrities" in the world of writing about wrestling on websites for no pay. A number of these people disappeared from our pink half of the drainpipe within the next few years...see how many you can name! (11/21/99; direct link to text file posted 2/21/05) |