(3zy's note: On this day in half-assed history, Janey's "Aunt Flo" was a few days late, and she turned to the wrong damn guys on the wrong damn day for support.  Even without the date you could tell this one's older, since I rarely apologize for any of my excruciating comedy these days.  Of course, the usual disclaimer applies: I kid because I care.  That's just me, of course; I dunno what everybody else's deal is...)

EASYEW: Janey is like an old manual typewriter
EASYEW: She just skipped a period
EASYEW: badumDUMP
<...>
Y2JMARK: When are you gonna marry Nick, Janey
Y2JMARK: Because otherwise you're a SINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
JANEY281: come on, I'm 2 days late
EASYEW: Janey, a word of warning..
EASYEW: If my paycheck comes two days late, my phone STILL gets cut off.
JANEY281: It would be an amazing feat if I am pregnant
EASYEW: I dunno, people do it every day
EASYEW: That's how we got so many Chinese
Y2JMARK: But we know you LOOOOOOOOOVE Nick
Y2JMARK: And would never ever cheat on him
Y2JMARK: Especially with Snow on It's A Small World
EASYEW: If it comes out with an angry disposition
EASYEW: We'll know who the REAL father is.

<...>

JANEY271: oh come on, that was months ago.
EASYEW: That's YOUR story
EASYEW: Snow might have slow sperm
EASYEW: and one took the wrong offramp on the cloverleaf
EASYEW: ...
EASYEW: oh man, I am so sorry I typed that

<...>

Y2JMARK: What are you going to call the kid, Janey? Snow Jr. isn't that good a name
EASYEW: SAUNDERS
EASYEW: SAUNDERS GODDAMMIT
JANEY271: I hate you
WORLDWIDER: Saunders Sanders?
Y2JMARK: Good Lord, that's some form of low-level homicide before they cut the umbilical cord
Y2JMARK: You could call it Tanvir and REALLY fuck with Nick

<and THEN, Janey leaves>

EASYEW: Aw dammit,
EASYEW: I was gonna tell her she was sleeping for two now.
EASYEW: She has to be scared a bit...and we're not helping...
EASYEW: ...
EASYEW: so same thing tomorrow night?
NESSUN0: Well, no
NESSUN0: When does anyone help here?