(Logging at 21-NOV-1999 16:10) (When done use /NOLOG to send this log via e-mail to with subject line "Misinformed?") ** CARAVEL just joined "Misinformed?" (2 members now) ** .Caravel> Hi, Sean. .Sean Shannon> Hi there. .Caravel> What's going on? .Sean Shannon> Eh, I just got done reading the chat transcript from last night, and I felt like maybe I needed a chat of my own to help clear some things up. .Sean Shannon> Did you read the transcript? .Caravel> More or less; I thought it was even more dull than ChatThis 2, so I sort of skipped parts of it. .Sean Shannon> Sorry, I think I made it into the room about 5 minutes after Hyatte split. Macho Mac was over here, and we were busy yakking away at each other. .Caravel> Poor you. ** EVERLIT just joined "Misinformed?" (3 members now) ** .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> I know I'm gonna regret getting somewhat involved in this, but I can't turn away. .Sean Shannon> It would have been nice to have been able to refute some of his claims on the spot, though. ** SEADAWG just joined "Misinformed?" (4 members now) ** .Sean Shannon> Everlit, just out of curiosity why did you call me a dumbass? I won't hold it against you or anythign. .Seadawg> Hey guys. .Sean Shannon> Hi Seadawg. .Caravel> We're already involved in it, Lit. That's just part of being Offtopic. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> Yeah, but Hyatte is too. .Seadawg> What's the topic de jour? .Sean Shannon> The topic is clearing up misconceptions from last night's chat. .Seadawg> I got the answer to that puzzler Hyatte did... that's all I needed. .Sean Shannon> At least I hope that turns out to be the conversation. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> Hyatte's being an asshole, you're overreacting. Any misconceptions? .Caravel> Anything you'd like to clear up first? ** JERICHO_MARK just joined "Misinformed?" (5 members now) ** .Seadawg> Hey Jericho Mark. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> hey Jess. .Jess Stutzman> I DON'T START FLAME WARS, DAMMIT =-) .Jess Stutzman> Hey Lit .Jess Stutzman> Hey Sea .Jess Stutzman> Hey Tom .Jess Stutzman> Hey Fearless Leader =-) .Caravel> Hey, Jess. .Sean Shannon> Well, first of all I will neither deny or confirm that I was the one who "stooged" Hyatte off to Ryder, but I had another reason to e-mail Ryder: I wanted information on buying ad time on ECW TV. .Sean Shannon> I've been talking about it in my columns for weeks now. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: What for? .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> Hey Jess, ICQ me... .Jess Stutzman> Lit: Ok .Sean Shannon> I did mention Hyatte's thing in his column, but I have no way of knowing if I was the first, nor did I suggest to Mr. Ryder that he take the course of action that he did. .Sean Shannon> Jess - I'm thinking about buying commercial time for RS.com. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Oh, cool. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: That would be somewhat revolutionary .Sean Shannon> This was my first time e-mailing Ryder, but I've been in contact with Scherer a lot in the past. .Caravel> Jess: Do you think it would? 1wrestling sponsors the Extreme Replays on TNN . . . .Sean Shannon> Jess - not quite, Bob gets a lot of word-of-mouth for his site on the shows. I just wanted to spread the word about RS myself. .Jess Stutzman> Tom: Yeah, but wouldn't this just be a straight up commercial, and not a sponsership thing? .Caravel> True, Jess, true. .Sean Shannon> Things are just so different from the nWWWo, since this is basically a professional gig. ** STEVEOFDOOM just joined "Misinformed?" (6 members now) ** .Sean Shannon> Hey Steve. .Caravel> It sounds like an interesting idea; but I visit RS.com a lot, so . . . .Steve Schroeder> Hi. .Jess Stutzman> <---- glares at Steve .Steve Schroeder> Uh, why? .Jess Stutzman> Nice impression of me last night Steve-O =-) .Steve Schroeder> Oh yeah, that. :-) .Jess Stutzman> Heh .Jess Stutzman> NO MORE QUOTE OF THE WEEK FOR YOU, YOU DAMN MIDGET! .Jess Stutzman> Heh =-) .Seadawg> Buying ECW ad time would be an excellent idea, in my opinion. .Sean Shannon> Another misconception: I do read Hyatte's columns, but just so I can keep up on what he says about me and my family. The reason I saw his column so early is because I usually get on the 'net around .Sean Shannon> the time Scoops updates. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: So would this be a straight up commercial, or would you sponsor Gertner's Spanish Joke of The Week or something? .Sean Shannon> I do read Hyatte's columns, but I am hardly a fan of his work. ** SLAPNUTS just joined "Misinformed?" (7 members now) ** .Sean Shannon> Jess - it would be straight commercial time, along the lines of the 1bob.com commercials. .Caravel> Sean: What's the point of reading them, then? .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Why read it at all? I don't want to get into a big thing with you about this, but you should just ignore him completely SLAPNUTS> - signed off - .Sean Shannon> Caravel - like I said, to keep up on what he's saying about me this week. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Will it be on the TNN show, or just the syndicated show? .Sean Shannon> Jess - not sure, Bob hasn't gotten back to me with ad rates. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Your just feeding his ego if you do that .Sean Shannon> I'd like national exposure, but I'll take what I can get. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Yeah. Too bad I don't get Hardcore TV anymore. .Caravel> Jess is right, Sean. There's no point in going out of your way to read insults about yourself. .Jess Stutzman> Tom: Exactly .Sean Shannon> Jess - true, but I have ended this "net feud" with him. I don't take shots at him anymore. I only posted about his impending legal troubles because I felt it was news which many people on the board .Sean Shannon> would be interested in. ** SLAPNUTS just joined "Misinformed?" (7 members now) ** .Sean Shannon> I don't give him free advertising anymore. I only mention him in proper context (like to mention his upcoming troubles). You don't hear me throwing insults his way anymore - same with CRZ. .Seadawg> Does anyone think "Slapnuts" is what WCW will call Ryan Shamrock if she's Jarrett's valet? .Steve Schroeder> God, my connection's been bad today... .Caravel> Sean: That's how it probably should be. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Well, I think the midi on nwwwo.com was a little much. As well as having Sullivan's column first. If I was you, I'd just cut him off completely. SLAPNUTS> I am going to be his manager. .Sean Shannon> Jess - Yeah, the midi probably was a little much. I may take it off later today, if I get the time. .Jess Stutzman> The more you mention him or reference him in anyway, the more he'll keep flaming .Sean Shannon> Sullivan asked his column to be a "special edition," though, and given the gravity of the situation I could hardly refuse. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Gravity? I was under the impression that nWWWo.com was a "No Holds Barred Wrestling Commentary" Page, not a "Hyatte is an asshole" page .Caravel> Sean: If Sullivan wants to go with stuff like that, he can, but don't you think it'd be better if you all just ignored Hyatte from now on? .Sean Shannon> By the way, Hyatte is in much deeper trouble than I have let on. I can't say any more than that because I promised to keep the information confidential. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> What's the new 'feature'? That just occured to be to ask. .Sean Shannon> Caravel - let's just say that might not be much of a problem anymore. .Sean Shannon> TP - what are you referring to? .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> not this past week, the one before...was it the Sullivan column or not? .Caravel> Sean: Perhaps not with Hyatte, but it may come up again, and there's no point in having another big feud, is there? .Sean Shannon> TP - yes. We were hoping to have the apology last week, but then Hyatte took the week off and left us high and dry. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> oh..okay. I was a bit confused. .Sean Shannon> Caravel - I'm trying to avoid anything like that now. I feel the need to maintain a more "professional" appearance from now on, what with RS.com being a commercial venture and all. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: I just don't understand why you devote any time to this thing at all. I miss reading things like "President Turner" from you. .Jess Stutzman> Although the puro column was a good start in going back to just talking about wrestling .Sean Shannon> Jess - I'm sorry, I am trying to maintain a greater focus on my columns from now on. I don't do humour on a regular basis because, quite frankly, it's not my strong suit. .Sean Shannon> I only do a humour column when I feel I've got a solid grade-A idea backing it. .Sean Shannon> The problem is, since I'm so busy with Oyuno now, there's no way I can keep doing columns at the same rate I was doing them earlier this year. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: I think you don't give yourself enough credit. I thought "President Turner" was fucking genius. There's few things I've read on the 'net that approach that .Caravel> Sean: I'm with Jess here. The best stuff you guys do at nWWWo is the wrestling-related stuff. The only time I recall an attack on another writer being really good was the Anti-Madden week. .Sean Shannon> Jess - strangely enough, I always thought "Ring Time Movie" was my best humour column. The problem is, unless you saw the old Tea Time Movie skits, you didn't get 80% of the jokes. .Jess Stutzman> Tom: And that was because virtually NOBODY likes Madden. I like Ryder even less. .Sean Shannon> Caravel - I promise, I'll be focusing on wrestling a lot more from now on. .Seadawg> For what it's worth, I loved that Answer Man column with the bogus answers. Great stuff. .Sean Shannon> And I was shocked at the lack of reaction my "No Sex in the Champagne Room" parody got. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: For being only 19, I remember them well. I liked that column, but I still maintain that "President Turner" was your best work. It was just so damn...well, perfect. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> I thought it was funny, Sean. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: I hardly ever write to columnists, but I thought it was funny .Sean Shannon> Jess - yeah, but you have to realize there are 4 or 5 solid conservatives in the order, and they weren't too happy about some of the things I said in it. .Steve Schroeder> Problem with the Chris Rock parody was that it was a parody of something that was already a humor piece. .Caravel> Sean: I never write to columnists unless they say something that's just absolutely wrong. .Sean Shannon> By the way, since when have I said I made my living as a songwriter? .Jess Stutzman> I think I wrote you something about the "President Turner" column though...and I wrote Keith some emails about the NWA 89 rant and the WCW 93 rant .Sean Shannon> I've said I WANT to be a songwriter, but right now I have to do the Web stuff to pay the bills. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: So what if the other members don't like it? ** MRJF1 just joined "Misinformed?" (8 members now) ** .Mr. JF> He-HEY! .Mr. JF> Who's Ms Informed? .Sean Shannon> Jess - well, sometimes I try to think of the "greater good" of the site, and try not to piss them off and risk having someone leave on me. .Jess Stutzman> Of course, we all know who my LEAST favorite nWWWo member is, and he's probably the most conservative one of all .Mr. JF> Jenkinson hate section? Who else are we blasting? .Sean Shannon> As it is, it's a miracle the Order has survived like it has. The two people who have resigned from us are both back under our tent. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Still, I think most of those guys are mature enough to respect your opinion and not up and quit because of it .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> hold on..must reboot comp. .Mr. JF> Why won't anyone greet me? .Sean Shannon> Jess - yeah, they're cool about that. .Jess Stutzman> Hi JF .Sean Shannon> JF- Hi! .Mr. JF> Triple-P quits every day. .Mr. JF> Hi! .Jess Stutzman> JF: FUCKING HILARIOUS Pulp Bookerman, my friend .Mr. JF> Thankee-sai. .Caravel> Sean: I thought the whole idea was that you didn't censor yourselves at all, no matter who you pissed off. Even if it is another member. .Steve Schroeder> JF-Hell-o! .Jess Stutzman> Although the mental image of Austin and Goldberg making out was, disturbing to say the least .Sean Shannon> Caravel - that's the idea, anyway. .Steve Schroeder> Hey, I already did that! .Mr. JF> I censored it, though. .Jess Stutzman> JF: What'd you leave out? .Sean Shannon> Sometimes I do some self-censorship just to make my stuff more readable. .Mr. JF> Me too. .Sean Shannon> When I don't self-censor, that's when stuff like "Bitter" comes out. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: I despise censorship. It leads to phrases like **** you Russo =-) .Mr. JF> When Austin & Goldberg exchange oral pleasure. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> - signed off - .Jess Stutzman> JF: Oh...good, I'm glad you left that out .Caravel> Sean: I think it might be kind of interesting to log on one Friday night and find that there were new nWWWo columns, each with a different and opposing viewpoint on something. ** RSPWFAQ just joined "Misinformed?" (8 members now) ** .Sean Shannon> NETCOP~! .Jess Stutzman> AN EVIL CANADIAN! RUN! .Scott Keith> It's me, it's me, it's that Net, cop... .Mr. JF> It's the "Censored for the benefit of Ryder & Mushnik" stuff. .Caravel> Damn, man. It's just a popular day here in the chat room. .Mr. JF> It's Scott. Hi Scott. .Sean Shannon> Hey Scott, you realize that you've left me holding the bag now when it comes to recapping Mayhem, right? .Mr. JF> It's because I'm in here. .Jess Stutzman> Jesus, we're just full to the brim with net personalities and second rate recappers now =-) .Jess Stutzman> JF: They're all here to praise the latest installment of Pulp Bookerman .Sean Shannon> BTW, I still don't like Chris Bird, but his fun with Babelfish had me and Jeff in stitches last night. ** EVERLIT just joined "Misinformed?" (9 members now) ** .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> NETCOP~! .Mr. JF> That's why I'm here at least. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> I'm here for the complimentary tacos... .Mr. JF> The Babelfish has been done by some guy whose name I can't remember before. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: I've softened on my opinion of Bird. "I'M IN KAYFABE BREAKING NIRVANA!" is a great line .Scott Keith> I'll try to recap Mayhem, but I dunno where the tape will come from. .Steve Schroeder> Great. Disconnected again... .Jess Stutzman> Scott: Why bother? .Scott Keith> My thousands of adoring fans? .Jess Stutzman> Steve: You missed it. I called you second rate, and Sean and Scott agreed wholeheartedly =-) .Mr. JF> Same reason I do Pulp Bookerman. .Sean Shannon> Scott - don't worry, I'll do this one. Just let Kevin know ahead of time that I'll be sending my rant to him. .Steve Schroeder> Hey, I am second-rate! .Caravel> Is this being logged? .Mr. JF> Warming up the hot pokers, Sean? .Sean Shannon> Caravel - yes. .Jess Stutzman> Tom: Not unless Lit or JF know how .Mr. JF> Huh? .Sean Shannon> JF - no, I'll try to do this one straight. Emphasis on "try." .Jess Stutzman> One thing I will give Russo - Sting has never been cooler .Caravel> Good luck, Sean. .Seadawg> You should visit crz.net for all your WCW PPV recapping needs. Chris Jones rules! ** DRUMMAJORMAN just joined "Misinformed?" (10 members now) ** .Scott Keith> Mark Madden's messageboard is amusing me recently. .Steve Schroeder> Why? .Mr. JF> I know you can do it. You're always so unbiased, especially when it comes to WCW. .Jess Stutzman> But at the same time, he's managed to make me not care about Benoit and Hart .Ska-boom> After watching the latest Steelers debacle, I'm surprisingly still sober. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> log this JF. .Ska-boom> But anyway... .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Pretend it's ECW =-) .Scott Keith> The R&F fans hang out there. .Mr. JF> Huh? .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> SOMEBODY LOG THIS! .Mr. JF> Why me? .Jess Stutzman> Lit: I think Sean is .Sean Shannon> Actually I think Russo and co. are doing a lot of small things right ... they're just doing all the big stuff wrong. .Seadawg> In another pointless plug, Chris Jones did an article on Madden's message board for crz.net. .Caravel> Lit-Sean's logging this. .Sean Shannon> I am logging, and have been since I was the only one in the chat room. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Sting's about the only thing they've done right so far, in my estimation. .Mr. JF> Don't mention CRZ, dude, you'll piss of Sean. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> Ah..okay. .Seadawg> I didn't mention CRZ, just the page. .Jess Stutzman> I want to see more of Sting slapping Luger around like a bitch =-) .Sean Shannon> JF - no, go ahead and mention CRZ. My problems with him are a private matter now, and I won't go off on him. .Mr. JF> CRZ. .Steve Schroeder> CRZZZZZ? .Mr. JF> Steve: Dissing another recapper? .Jess Stutzman> JF: Wanna hear about me and Steve's private email conversations? Turns out Steve's a 47 year old midget. .Steve Schroeder> JF-Uh, yeah. I really have room to talk. .Mr. JF> All we need now is Gene White and we'll have evey important person on the Internet here. .Jess Stutzman> JF: I'm important? .Scott Keith> Except Ryder. .Jess Stutzman> Since when? .Steve Schroeder> Someone invite Mark Madden to chat! :-) .Jess Stutzman> Ryder's not important, he's just annoying .Sean Shannon> Well, how high did last night's chat get? 16? I'd like to think I could outdraw everyone else on my own board. .Mr. JF> Yeah, tell me all about it Jess. Like, is Steve a 47 year old midget? .Scott Keith> And why do people keep e-mailing me asking me to rip on Ryder? .Steve Schroeder> JF-Apparently so... .Sean Shannon> Scott - it's not like you're the only one. .Mr. JF> It's because I'm in here people are coming, Sean. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> the record is 23, Sean. .Seadawg> Madden's got much more important things to do... it's hard downloading porn when you live with your mom. .Steve Schroeder> I'm the big draw with my constant ranting about how Delphi disconnected me once more. .Mr. JF> Because they want you to havbe an easy job, Scott. .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> for Fall Brawl of all things. .Scott Keith> It's so weird. I've never said anything about Bob one way or the other, and suddenly I'm expected to write this huge essay on the guy... .Jess Stutzman> Steve: Well, I guess I will since I was the one who invited Hyatte last night. Or at least one of them .Sean Shannon> Everlit - I'd just like to outdraw last night, that will make me happy. .Ska-boom> Madden will be too busy writing an obnoxious column for the Pittsburgh P-G. ** DRDSAYS just joined "Misinformed?" (11 members now) ** .Sean Shannon> Netcop - everyone of any importance is asked to slam Ryder. .Jess Stutzman> GREG! .DR. D> JESS~! .Steve Schroeder> Almost there... Almost there... .Scott Keith> Is it a conspiracy or something? .Mr. JF> Scott, is there a reason why you never pick the Rant Crew pick of the day based on quality, but on other matters instead? .Jess Stutzman> Hey look, it's my boss! Over at WrestleArena.com ! .Scott Keith> JF: Just to be a smart ass. .Steve Schroeder> Sean-No one's asked me to slam Ryder yet, so I guess we know where I stand. :-) .Mr. JF> The site that's not important! .DR. D> Geez Jess...no intro music? I'm let down :) .Sean Shannon> I don't agree with a lot of the things Ryder says, but to be honest he doesn't really bother me - except for when he took WCW's side during the WCW/nWWWo legal wars. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: I'm too busy slamming Russo to slam Ryder .DR. D> JF....kiss my flu ridden ass :) .Steve Schroeder> I'm thinking of trying to go my whole Nitro report without mentioning Vince Russo's name. .Jess Stutzman> In my Thunder recap over at WrestleArena.com ! .Mr. JF> Who's Flu, and why is he riding your ass? .Seadawg> Ryder took WCW's side on something?!? .Jess Stutzman> Steve: Wanna borrow my catchphrase? .DR. D> JF...I wish I knew .Ska-boom> Must've been a mistake. :/ .Steve Schroeder> Uh, no. .Sean Shannon> Another misconception - I mentioned Axl Rose in my ECW recap because of the November Rain segment - it had nothing to do with Hyatte mentioning him. .Mr. JF> He's an employee of WCW, so that's to be expected. .Jess Stutzman> Steve: But it's sooo cool! All the WWF marks love it! .Steve Schroeder> I know. I try to come up with my own catchphrases for the most part. :-) .DR. D> So, what the hell are we misinformed about and will anyone other than the nWWWo"ites" give a shit? .Steve Schroeder> Aside from REPORT OF DOOM~! .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Let it go. Just talk wrestling with us, ok? ** MIKEMARSHALL just joined "Misinformed?" (12 members now) ** .Mr. JF> Is Hyatte fired? .Ska-boom> Misinformed as in the song by Soul Coughing? .Jess Stutzman> JF: Nope .Sean Shannon> Jess - I think that's everything, I just felt compelled to clear some things up. .Steve Schroeder> Stay on target... Stay on target... .Sean Shannon> JF - according to Ryder (through Remy), yes. .Seadawg> 1wrestling.com could make a site parodying something of WCW's and Bob would defend WCW if they sued. .Jess Stutzman> Ska: There's a Soul Coughing song called that? .DR. D> Steve...just a little bit more... .Ska-boom> Yeah... it's on El Oso. .Mr. JF> Who's Remy? .Jess Stutzman> JF: Hell if I know. Let's not talk about Hyatte, k? .DR. D> Remy is co-owner of Scoops .Mr. JF> Wrestling parody isn't what it used to be. .Scott Keith> I find it rather amusing that Bob is giving Isaacs free publicity on this... .Sean Shannon> Remy Artega, the guy above Al at Extreme Interactive Media. Brian was in contact with him regarding the comments Hyatte made about his wife. .Jess Stutzman> I'll explain it all to you later if you really want to know .Sean Shannon> Netcop - Ryder actually hasn't mentioned Scoops by name yet. I was the one to spill the beans in that regard. .Steve Schroeder> JF-some of us have to carry the torch. :-) .Jess Stutzman> (desperately trying to change the subject) So, Mayhem predictions? .Mr. JF> It's me and you against the world, Steve! .Ska-boom> My Mayhem prediction... it will be an overbooked piece of junk. .Scott Keith> Sure, but by proxy he did, because everyone ended up knowing anyway. .Steve Schroeder> YEAH! .Sean Shannon> Jess - Benoit and the PTB screw Bret out of the title. .Seadawg> Anyone notice ScoopThis getting in on the "who's Ryder suing" story? .Caravel> Jess: If Bret doesn't win, I'll be stunned. .DR. D> An open question to anyone: Why does anyone get personally offeneded by net "Flame"? Isn't that reaction a directive to get your ass off the net and go outside for a while or something? .Jess Stutzman> ** New group name "ChatThis My Ass!" selected ** .Mr. JF> They're pretending like people care about them. .Scott Keith> I'm going with Benoit. .Sean Shannon> Seadawg - sorry, I don't check out ScoopThis anymore. .Scott Keith> But the big question is -- what the hell is Starrcade gonna be? .Caravel> Keith: They'd never give Benoit the title. .Mr. JF> ScoopThis should just change their name to Dusty the Fat Bitter Cat.com. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: You think so? I could see Sting or Jarrett going over. But we know how highly I regard Russo in the IQ department .Ska-boom> Bret and someone else screw Benoit as a direct slap in the face the 'net community. .Seadawg> Sean - No ScoopThis? But you're missing the... um... the really funny... uh... hmm, why do I go anymore? .DR. D> "in the words of the immortal Sam Wyche" there's tennis and gold to be played .Mr. JF> Madusa will win the tournament. .Steve Schroeder> I think everyone expects it to be Hart, so V---- R---- will swerve. .Jess Stutzman> JF: Umm, she's out already .Mr. JF> Trey is an asshole. .Mr. JF> That's not important! .Sean Shannon> Jess - that's the inkling I've got. Just so Russo can throw the net smart marks a bone by finally giving Benoit the big strap. .Jess Stutzman> JF: Trey Parker or Trey Conway? .Steve Schroeder> She's been in twice already. .Ska-boom> You're assuming logic plays a part in WCW booking. .Mr. JF> Conway. Who's Parker? .Caravel> If Russo's booking as a slap in the face to us, they're dumber than we thought. .Jess Stutzman> Sean: I totally disagree with them pushing Benoit this soon. Same with Jarrett .DR. D> Trey Parker is cocreator of SouthPark .Steve Schroeder> The talented one. .Mr. JF> Oh. .DR. D> When would you have them push Benoit/Jarrett Jess? .Jess Stutzman> If it's anybody, it should be Sting or Hart, who are both established main eventers .Scott Keith> See, that's WCW logic, though. .Mr. JF> When they've built up credability to and following of the marks, obviously. .Jess Stutzman> Greg: Well, Benoit's at least got SOME heat to be an underdog champ. Jarrett just isn't ready yet .DR. D> ah, the old "established" main eventer argument, likely from someone who's been griping that WCW has been pushing the same old names for too long? :) .Jess Stutzman> Nor do I think he ever will be .Steve Schroeder> Jarrett never will be. .Mr. JF> Scott, which Internet writers do you hate? .Ska-boom> I'm guessing the PTB turn and throw Jarrett to the Wolverine. .Steve Schroeder> Steve-Which Internet writers do YOU hate? .Steve Schroeder> Well... .Jess Stutzman> Greg: I always maintained that Sting should have been pushed to the championship .Mr. JF> We all know you hate Scott, Steve. .Seadawg> - signed off - .Scott Keith> I don't read other people's stuff, because I pick things up by osmosis so easily that I'd be too tempted to steal the good parts of other writers' work. .DR. D> Jess....but he has, nine times .Steve Schroeder> Oh yeah. That RATATOSK Nitro REport and all. .Steve Schroeder> Or Report. .Mr. JF> You need to link that, Steve. .Jess Stutzman> JF: I hate Scott too, but for different reasons =-) .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> brb...trash .Steve Schroeder> I .Mr. JF> because I can't remember it. .Steve Schroeder> Dammit, hit Enter. .Steve Schroeder> I'll put it up on my page sometime. .Jess Stutzman> Greg: Yeah, but I still think he has more heat than he's given credit for .Mr. JF> Sean, which Internet writers do you hate? Since you never talk about, I thouhgt it'd be interesting to find out. .Sean Shannon> JF - ha ha ha. .Jess Stutzman> JF: You're MEGA smartass today, aren't you? .Ska-boom> *chuckle* .Mr. JF> Iä'm always a Mega-Smartass, Jess. .Steve Schroeder> JF-Which Internet writers do U hate? .Scott Keith> The Pulp Bookerman stuff has gone to his head... .Mr. JF> Nordic Nasty and all. .Jess Stutzman> Scott: I thought you didn't read other people's stuff =-) .Mr. JF> No way the success of the best damn thing on the web has gone to my head, Scott. .Steve Schroeder> Hey, I've caught him using my phrases on occasion. :-) .Scott Keith> Oh, well, that's different then... .DR. D> I just can't stand that Jess Stutzman...he's so vulgar my eyes bleed. .Jess Stutzman> And btw, you don't have to worry about picking up anything from me by osmosis. My recaps suck .Mr. JF> None, really. But a bunch are morons. .Jess Stutzman> Greg: Yeah, and that Greg guy, on that third rate WrestleArena site. He sucks .Caravel> Jess: But then Keith would pick up suck by osmosis, and his work would suck. .Steve Schroeder> Not ME! I are smart~ .DR. D> definitely...somehow he gets buy, but I'm not sure as to why... .Jess Stutzman> Tom: We wouldn't want that to happen, now would we .Scott Keith> Hell, I can feel my IQ dropping just by being in this chat room... :) .Mr. JF> Sean, I hear some nWWWoers are trying to get French in. Is this true? .Jess Stutzman> Greg: Apparently he doesn't know how to spell "by" either. What a maroon .Steve Schroeder> I wonder if Scott's style became more like his own style just by osmosis from early me? .Mr. JF> May I say: Don't. .Jess Stutzman> JF: According to James, yes .Sean Shannon> JF - there's been talk, but now that Sweetser's back, we may not be looking for more members. .DR. D> nope...not with a 101 degree temp...he'll take any form of the words that come to mind .Jess Stutzman> Steve: No, if he ripped you off, he'd still be second rate =-) .Sean Shannon> In all honesty JF, if we start admitting new guys, you'd be on my short list for first picks. .Mr. JF> Frenchy is overrated. I vote for Steve. .Mr. JF> Thankee-sai, Sean. Much appreciated. .Mr. JF> And somewhat shocked. .Jess Stutzman> JF: Don't you deride French! =-) .Scott Keith> BRB .Scott Keith> 0 .Steve Schroeder> There's no way I'd be able to keep up with the column quota. .Sean Shannon> JF, Cubs Fan, Steve and French are all guys I'd like to have in the Order. .Mr. JF> And in that order? .Caravel> And here we thought Cubs Fan wasn't entertaining. .Sean Shannon> JF - not necessarily. .Jess Stutzman> Tom: Shaddup =-( .Steve Schroeder> I thought up Wrestling U about two months before I actually wrote the damn thing. .Jess Stutzman> Steve: Slacker .Steve Schroeder> Yup. .Mr. JF> Oh. I'm still happy. .Sean Shannon> Cubs Fan may not be able to do it, though - let's just say he may be answering to a greater need soon. .Steve Schroeder> BTW, Sean, you should actually get the Nitro report before Tuesday evening this week. :-) .Mr. JF> The non-wrestling show report for Rantsylvania? .Jess Stutzman> Sean: Battledome and RollerJam, right? .DR. D> cubs fan has a real job? .Sean Shannon> Steve - don't worry, just so long as I have it by Wed morning, I'm happy. .Mr. JF> Has Iron Chef died? .Sean Shannon> Jess - actually, RollerJam and news. .Steve Schroeder> No, I actually should have some time. .Jess Stutzman> Greg: Yeah, he gets paid to be unentertaining =-) ** TLING just joined "ChatThis My Ass!" (12 members now) ** .Mr. JF> I purposely avoided reading the reports, just in protest. .Steve Schroeder> Kiss my ass, Tony! TLING> What in the hell kind of celebrity chat is this???? .Steve Schroeder> :-) .Jess Stutzman> Sean: CubsFan doing news? Does he have inside sources we don't know about? .Mr. JF> Chia, Tony-san. TLING> *smacks Steve for his insolence* TLING> Hey JF, Jess .Sean Shannon> JF - no, sorry but I've been sick this past week and haven't been able to sit down for Iron Chef. It's fun to watch but a bitch to recap. .DR. D> Paid for doing this schiznit? Jeez, I just do it for comps :) .Sean Shannon> Tony - anyone interesting on ICQ you wanna invite in? :) .Steve Schroeder> Oh, sure, Tony. .Jess Stutzman> Greg: I was shilling the site to Hyatte last night like there was no tommorow =-) TLING> Sean-Nope...I think he's just on at night, much like a vampire. ;) .Caravel> Sean: I actually sort of like the Iron Chef recaps, even though I've never watched the show;. ** RMS2 just joined "ChatThis My Ass!" (13 members now) ** TLING> *hastily apologizes to Steve-his FAVORITE RECAPPER EVER!* :) .Jess Stutzman> Tony: I tried to cover for you. I said I invited the Accursed One =-) .DR. D> I hear he needs a job Jess. :) TLING> Jess-Thanks, but DUMBASS TOM ratted me out last night. :) .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> my dad is going to kill me for being on all day, so I have to go. .Mr. JF> Will this go up somewhere, Sean? And if it does, will you edit in smart comments from yourself? .Jess Stutzman> Greg: Yeah, that's the word on the street .TRIPLE POWERBOMB> - signed off - .Steve Schroeder> I want to get Mike Samuda in here and ASK ABOUT TORRIE! :-) .Sean Shannon> Well, thankfully this Friday was a repeat, so I'll be able to get to last week's (Battle Abalone) soon. .Sean Shannon> JF - I'll post it on the board, w/o editing. ** KAYAA just joined "ChatThis My Ass!" (13 members now) ** .Jess Stutzman> Steve: I hear he's schtuppin her TLING> Crap-I come in to dodge studying for a genetics midterm, and the WHOLE F'N WORLD is in here. .Sean Shannon> SHOWSTaRTER~! .Jess Stutzman> JAMES~! KAYAA> Good afternoon, everyone... .Mr. JF> Edit in Dusty. TLING> KALYN! .Mr. JF> Are you and Dusty the same person, Sean? .Steve Schroeder> Who? .Steve Schroeder> :-) KAYAA> Holy crap, a tilde from Sean? You give those to the C team? :) .Jess Stutzman> Steve: Samuda's schtupping Torrie =-) .Ryan Siebel> I'm trying to write a paper on rural credit markets, Tony. .Steve Schroeder> Hey, he gave Evil Steve one too... .Mr. JF> James. .Sean Shannon> JF - no. I think he's still pissed that I made RS.com profitable within a month, when he said I couldn't do it in CT2.5. ** THERUNE1 just joined "ChatThis My Ass!" (14 members now) ** .Jess Stutzman> James: Your now officially second rate .Steve Schroeder> Jess-He obviously wants to be. .Jess Stutzman> Oh Good Christ, it's Gambino TLING> Heh. Then I'm not alone in not doing what I should be. :) .Sean Shannon> Kayaa - you bet. You wouldn't be in the Order if I didn't respect the hell outta you. .Mr. JF> Oh. But you are similar in many ways, though. KAYAA> So let's recap my weekend - saw the new Bond, got WM2K, and KRISTIN~! likes me. Pardon me, but things just rule. .Steve Schroeder> EVIL STEVE~! .Ryan Siebel> Fifteen pages, I've got about 4. .Steve Schroeder> Sorry... TLING> Is Scott still here? .Jake Gambino> Whose the Keith Impersonater .Mr. JF> Is Dusty still Eric Brenner/Benner/whatever? .Sean Shannon> Scott is afk KAYAA> Jess - Does this mean... I'm finally B team? (hopeful grin) .DR. D> Hey Jess...wanna take over WA? I've gotten too damn busy with the RA show...? :) .Ryan Siebel> Kristin rules. TLING> afk? .Jake Gambino> Kayaa bond ruled .Sean Shannon> Kayaa - everyone in the Order is A-team, I thought I made that clear. .Sean Shannon> afk - away from keyboard .Jess Stutzman> Scott's ripping off more poor gullible Nebraska kids as we speak =-) .Mr. JF> I like A-Team. TLING> Ah. .Jess Stutzman> James: Are you BA Barrakus? KAYAA> Bond ruled, I rule - if ever there was an A-team kinda weekend, this would be it. TLING> Who are you to doubt the Netcop, Jess? :) .Jess Stutzman> Greg: Not particularly =-) .Ryan Siebel> Which one's Dirk Benedict? .Jake Gambino> I pity the fool who messes with the A tEAM .Jess Stutzman> Tony: Umm, I'm El Dandy? I don't know, I never got that joke =-) .Steve Schroeder> Bad Ass Brakkus. Oh, Barrakus... KAYAA> Jess - no, but I have the A*Team atari 2600 game on emu... .Jake Gambino> nETCOP SUCKS .DR. D> Just teasing Jess....but I've gotten swamped with this Edge in Real Audio gig... .Mr. JF> Question for those in the know: Is Dusty still Eric Benner? TLING> I pity Mr. T for living in a box. .Jake Gambino> HES NOT HERE .Ska-boom> - signed off - .Sean Shannon> JF - I believe so. .Jess Stutzman> JF: Dusty the Fat Bitter Cat? .Sean Shannon> I honestly don't pay attention to those sorts of things. .Steve Schroeder> Squelching is cool! .Jess Stutzman> Jake: Shut up you dullard .DR. D> Clubber...what's your prediction for the fight? "PAINNNNNNNNNN" .Mr. JF> Jess: Yup. KAYAA> Eric Benner is Dusty??? TLING> James-How the HELL do you do *anything* in WCW for NES? .Jess Stutzman> JF: Oh .Ryan Siebel> That WCW game for NES is the most impossible thing ever. .Jess Stutzman> Tony: You don't. It's just like real life =-) .Mr. JF> He was. I'm pretty sure. KAYAA> Tony - punch or kick the opponent then they drop to their knees - then it's some button combinations. I beat the game once, like 10 years ago .Sean Shannon> I still play Pro Wrestling on my NES - either I'm really cool, or really lame. TLING> Flair should *not* be getting his ass kicked by Michael Dumbass Hayes, even in real life, goddamnit! .Jess Stutzman> YOU CAN'T GET ANYWHERE! THE BOOKERMAN IS KEEPING YOU DOWN! .Mr. JF> But now it's Sean. .Scott Keith> I'm back, with hot dogs -- the dinner of champions. TLING> Fake life, I mean. .Jake Gambino> Bond 37.5 sleepy hollow 30 million Pukemon 13 .Ryan Siebel> I heard Rotundo's the man to be in that WCW game. .Steve Schroeder> I have Doritos. The artery-clogger of, uh, champions. .DR. D> Sean....King Kong Corn or whatever his name is rocked... ** TOM_CARROLL just joined "ChatThis My Ass!" (14 members now) ** TLING> Hey, Scott-Spring Stampede 94 is top notch. Thanks for the recommendation! .Jake Gambino> Hey keith you like bond movies KAYAA> Sean - NES Pro ruled it! Fighter Hayabusa is the king .Mr. JF> Scott: I'm getting flashbacks to Slammy awards 1996. .Tom Big Poochie> Hey, wow. Look at all these guys. TLING> Tom, you f'n rat! :) .Sean Shannon> Dr. D - no baby, STARMAN~! .Jess Stutzman> Scott: Did you steal those hot dogs from some poor gullible Nebraska kid? Huh? Huh? =-) .DR. D> ah, the backflip of doom .Scott Keith> Yeah, I'm a big Bond fan. I have all 18 videos, too. TLING> Fighter Hayabusa? Coincidence or no? .Jake Gambino> Did you see Bond 19 it was great .Sean Shannon> I just got Attitude for N64 last week - even if the engine sucks, the create-a-wrestler is the best I've seen (domestically), and that matters more to me. KAYAA> Starman was good for fighting another person, but against the computer, Fighter Hayabusa was the king. Back Brain Kick! .Mr. JF> Ah, but who do you hate, Scott? .DR. D> Who's the blonde haired prettyboy in that game...can't recall. .Scott Keith> I have no money to see movies right now. KAYAA> WM2K rules the earth. I am Euro *and* Hardcore champion... .Scott Keith> King Slender? .Jess Stutzman> Greg: That would be me .DR. D> Ah, back brain kick...but the spacing had to be, just so... .Jake Gambino> Did you get wm2k .DR. D> Yes...King Slender...!!! .Caravel> Sean: I'm surprised we haven't seen Attitude formulas for everyone in the nWWWo. .Jess Stutzman> James: Shut the bloody hell up =-) .Mr. JF> Sean, I'm half-Icelandic. .Tom Big Poochie> Must... get... WM2K... .Ryan Siebel> I lost my Euro title in the 3-way match to f'n Mideon. TLING> Hey, James, can you find me a copy of Tecmo World Wrestling? :) .DR. D> One, Two, THREEEEEEEEEEEEE! .Mr. JF> Just so you know. .Jess Stutzman> Tommorrow, dammit. TOMMORROW! .Ryan Siebel> I lost my Hardcore title to Christian, of all people. .Jake Gambino> Hey scott what do you think of the last couple of simpsond KAYAA> Jess - WM2K is great, I played it until 4am, and you suck :) .Jess Stutzman> Be back in a while gents .Jess Stutzman> James: DIE! .Jess Stutzman> =-) TLING> <-getting November to Remember 95 tomorrow...FINALLY! .Jess Stutzman> - signed off - .Sean Shannon> Caravel - you'll get them soon. And yes, I really am closer to the "average" frame than the "heavyweight" frame now. KAYAA> Tony, if I can find one, I'll send it... .Mr. JF> Iäm putting Jake on squelch as usual.Others, join me! .Caravel> Sean: Good for you. .Sean Shannon> I've actually done 3 versions of me, one nWWWo, one nWWWo WWWolfpac, and one RS.com. .Steve Schroeder> JF-already did. TLING> Thanks, James. YOU RULE! :) .Jake Gambino> I dont care i got GOD on my sidew .Jake Gambino> aka Scott .Sean Shannon> And I finally have the Gaseous Gut Blast! .Tom Big Poochie> Heh. .DR. D> so, who's watching mayhem on the freee netcast? TLING> Netcast? What? .Tom Big Poochie> Me. .Jake Gambino> Nope .Ryan Siebel> Did you steal the Gaseous Gut Blast from Rikishi Fatu?> .Steve Schroeder> I'm working, sadly. Will I be hyped again? ;-) .Tom Big Poochie> Yeah, free WCW.com netcast. TLING> Oh. Bleh. .Steve Schroeder> Oh, that one. .Steve Schroeder> :-) .Sean Shannon> Ryan - not unless I can time-travel 2+ years into the future. ;) KAYAA> I have me in Fire Pro 6MS if anyone wants - haven't made me in WM2K yet. But I will. .Jake Gambino> Mayham will be thje worst ppv of the year next to King of the Ring .Scott Keith> I just gotta say that the challenger was ROBBED on Iron Chef last night. Those turkey dishes OWNED it. .Mr. JF> If only Eliott was here, this'd chat would include everyone important on the web! TLING> Scott: When is Iron Chef on? .Mr. JF> Scott: Trying to make us care? .Steve Schroeder> JF-It was Gene White before... .Sean Shannon> I'll be getting 6MS soon. I've bought Don's Saturn off of him. TLING> I always miss it! .Tom Big Poochie> There were worse WCW ppvs than KotR. ** TOSHIDA just joined "ChatThis My Ass!" (14 members now) ** .Ryan Siebel> Change the chat title to "Hobnob with the Starz" .Mr. JF> He's already here in spirit. .Sean Shannon> Tony: 10 pm and 1 am Eastern Fri and Sat. .Scott Keith> JF: Friday and Saturday at 12 EST is when I watch. .DR. D> Oh, Mark Out moment today...ran into Emerril from Emerill Live! KAYAA> Sean - then you might have me in one of the edit slots already :) TOSHIDA> - signed off - TLING> Thank, Sean. .Jake Gambino> Scott can I have your endorsement for the unrelated thread.? It would REALLY help me out .Jake Gambino> I need to get back in .Scott Keith> Jake: What the hell are you talking about? .Mr. JF> Scott, what are you doing up as early as you sometimes visit the board? Sneaking around sites stealing jokes? TLING> Dr. Greg-Really? Was he shilling for Barnes and Noble.com? :) .Tom Big Poochie> Scott: Nevermind. Jake is deluded. .Ryan Siebel> <--doesn't get the Food Network .Jake Gambino> The unrelated thread of doom it has 6,000 posts .Mr. JF> Scott: Ignore Jake. .DR. D> Tony, actually it was at a Joseph Beth Bookstore here in Cincinnati .Steve Schroeder> Squelch him! TLING> <-watches Emeril every so often. .Scott Keith> I'm actually on more of a 3pm - 3am sleep cycle because of work and such. TLING> Dr. Greg-Ah. .Jake Gambino> MR JF: shut the fuck up KAYAA> You know what my motto is? /squelch Jake Gambino .Ryan Siebel> Iron Chef did not come highly recommended from those who've seen it though. .Jake Gambino> you 2 stevey .Steve Schroeder> ** New group name "The Rantsylvania Gang's All Here!" selected ** .Sean Shannon> Ryan - I give it my highest recommendation. .Jake Gambino> Im out of here .Jake Gambino> mor .DR. D> Hey Sean, any idea on the Bengals game score? .Jake Gambino> note .Mr. JF> Rantsylvania? Is that a typo? .Ryan Siebel> My friend just found it ridiculous that they dub the impromptu Japanese commentary into English. .Sean Shannon> D - I'm listening to Music Choice right now, but I'm expecting them to get their asses handed to them again. .Jake Gambino> no you idiot TLING> Scott: What were your Best Match votes in the RSPW ballot? .Steve Schroeder> I sure as hell hope not. .Mr. JF> Isn't it Transylvania? Oh, it's that site, now I remember. Gotcha. .DR. D> Ditto Sean, that explains why I'm avoiding them like the plague. Besides Mike Brown won't ok grass for Cingery Field for the Reds next year so I'm more pissed than usual. TLING> Rantsylvania.com-The Toilet Paper! :) .Sean Shannon> Ryan - the mix of subtitles and dubbing is weird, but it doesn't really detract from the show IMHO. TLING> ** New group name "The Rantsylvania.com Chat" selected ** .Mr. JF> I'm being a smartass in order to avoid being called a kissup. ** HOBBES777 just joined "The Rantsylvania.com Chat" (14 members now) ** .Steve Schroeder> Is it any coincidence that "Rantsylvania" is an anagram of "Transylvania"? No? Oh. .Jake Gambino> Keiths here .Jake Gambino> Hobbes TLING> Heh. TLING> Hey Hobbes .Hobbes> Rantsylvania.com the fried chicken on a stick! .Sean Shannon> Tony - I realize "promoting my branding" like that sounds weird, but believe me, when you're on the other end of it and you see the potential $$$, it changes you. .Mr. JF> Scott, who do you hate? .DR. D> ...you know there's not enough foods on a stick... .Jake Gambino> you Mr. jf .Scott Keith> JF: People who ask me stupid questions. TLING> Sean-You know, I'll bet you're right. MONEY~! :) .Hobbes> mmm, Corn Dogs .Steve Schroeder> JF is the anti-brown-noser. .Sean Shannon> The funny thing is, the suburb of Toledo I live in is called Sylvania. TLING> Heh. .Ryan Siebel> Scott, the papers want to know whose shirts you wear. KAYAA> Best food on a stick: corndog. .Hobbes> Like, "Who would win in a fight between Taz and The Big Show?" Now that's a dumb question. .Mr. JF> OK. And what color is your toothbrush, Scott? TLING> Best food on a stick-meat kabobs. .Sean Shannon> Morningstar Farms makes some really good vegetarian corndogs. .Steve Schroeder> Scott, do you find stupid questions annoying? :-) .Jake Gambino> Kayya nope poopcicle .DR. D> worst food on a stick/tube is that new mac and cheese concoction they've invented .Jake Gambino> popsicycle .Mr. JF> Scott, what stupid question do you hate getting more than anything? .DR. D> orange and vanilla creamcicles rule the world... .Ryan Siebel> Worst food to come out of a toaster: those pizza things. TLING> Easy Mac is the hardest food to make without making it taste like utter crap. .Scott Keith> I can't heeeeeeeeeeeeear you... KAYAA> Vegetarian corndogs? It sounds like blasphemy... .Jake Gambino> Mr. JF questions .Steve Schroeder> Scott, whose stupid questions annoy you the most? .Hobbes> Vegie Corn Dogs? .Jake Gambino> Steve questions .Hobbes> AhhhAA! .Mr. JF> That's a stupid question, Steve. TLING> Dr. Greg-Creamsicles rule the world? So it's not the Freemasons? :) .DR. D> are veggie corn dogs better than garden burgers...I hope so .Steve Schroeder> Thank you, Mr. JF. .Caravel> Hey, there are veggie hamburgers. Why not hot dogs? .Sean Shannon> Kayaa - no, they're actually quite good. I never was much for hot dogs in my meat-eating days, but I liked the veggie ones enough. .Mr. JF> Welcome, Steve. KAYAA> Scott, do you hate stupid questions from Canadians or Americans worse? .Jake Gambino> Both suck .Hobbes> If Double J wins the belt tonight will he be able to say "Slapnuts"? .Mr. JF> Or Swedes? .Sean Shannon> Best vegetarian item in the world - Yves Hearty Cuisine's vegetarian pizza pepperoni. .Tom Carroll> Dammnit, fuck the Redskins. .Scott Keith> There's no such thing as a stupid Canadian question. .Ryan Siebel> Scott, what's the deal? .Hobbes> Right on! TLING> Does *anybody* want to see Jarrett with the title? .Steve Schroeder> Oooh! Discrimination! .Mr. JF> Is Snickers vegetarian? .Hobbes> No Canadian is dumb! .Hobbes> Woo! .Sean Shannon> JF - yes, but not Snickers Ice Cream bars, they have gelatin. .Steve Schroeder> WHAT is the deal with airline peanuts? TLING> Hey, what about stupid Korean questions? :) .DR. D> I'd like to see Jarrett get the strap and shoot all over "good ole JR", then promptly lose it to someone else .Mr. JF> And Gelatine is an animal that lives where? .Jake Gambino> really I got 2 worlds for ya Quebec Providence TLING> Dr. Greg-Probably Steve Williams, in that scenario. .Hobbes> He could lose it to Madusa! TLING> Heh. .Sean Shannon> Hey Netcop, after this week's Thunder recap you realize I'll have to make a joke about Canadian Thanksgiving next year, right? .Steve Schroeder> Gummy bears are animals that hibernate in your colon... TLING> Isn't Canadian Thanksgiving in like May or something? :) .Sean Shannon> JF - gelatin is made by boiling the leftover flesh and bones of animals raised for slaughter. .Jake Gambino> Canada is practically a state .Hobbes> Canadian Thanksgiving is better, we have it all spaced out. .Scott Keith> Isn't Canadian Thanksgiving a holiday down there, too? .Mr. JF> Yummy. .DR. D> Scott, no more 'free floating hostility'? Is the relationship over with MM? .Ryan Siebel> They should give thanks we haven't annexed their ass! USA! USA! TLING> Heh. .Sean Shannon> Netcop - I can't get time off for it, at any rate. .DR. D> Sean...yummmm...You made me reember it's time for dinner .Mr. JF> I actually knew that Sean. I'm not American, you know. .Steve Schroeder> Greg-we can only hope... .Caravel> My girlfriend has these weird Japanese jello things that are made from seaweed. .Jake Gambino> We have turkeys you guys probably eat chicken .Caravel> The gelatin, that is. .Hobbes> We eat turkey you retard. .Sean Shannon> KONNYAKU~! (<- Iron Chef reference) TLING> Scott: What were your best matches picks on the RSPW ballot? That's not a stupid question, is it? :) .Hobbes> Sorry if I sounded bitter. .Jake Gambino> Scott bring out the flaming pokers for the ppv .DR. D> BAMM!!! (Emerril Live reference) .Mr. JF> A DRUM DRUM! <-Kreml High reference. .Tom Carroll> Benoit/Bret from Nitro I'm guessing? TLING> I ate roast beef two straight years for Thanksgiving way back when. .Scott Keith> Tony: I had Raven/Saturn v. Benoit/Malenko as the best. .Steve Schroeder> Scott, what were MY best match picks on the RSPW ballot? TLING> LOL Steve .James Kalyn> Hobbes - I squashed Gambino but I can still tell when someone's answering one of his questions. Funny, that. :) .Steve Schroeder> Sorry, I promise to stop that shit now. .Sean Shannon> I eat waffles for Thanksgiving. I also watch all the classic MST3k's. .Ryan Siebel> You're living in the past, Sean. .Hobbes> The year is 2001, Paul E sells his last 3 percent of ECW to the guys who invented the TV show "Blues Clues". .Ryan Siebel> Contemporize, man. .Tom Carroll> LOL TLING> Scott: That was from Spring Stampede, right? .DR. D> Waffles???? Ugh, I'd be excommunicated from anyone ever dripping the blood of mi familia. .Scott Keith> Tony: Yup. TLING> Ah. .Mr. JF> Why are you asking Scott, it's his alter ego that handles the awards. SLAPNUTS> - signed off - TLING> CRZ? Heh. .Scott Keith> JR: I'm SO appalled... .Mr. JF> Don't utter that name, Tony! TLING> Who's Archchancellor? .Steve Schroeder> I'm a Scott Keith alter-ego also! .Mr. JF> Who's JR? .Jake Gambino> lets see you have independence day and thanksgiving on differnt days(than us) do you have Thanks giving in January. he he:"?"( .Steve Schroeder> I just type fast. .Archchancellor> - signed off - TLING> I'm Bruce Wayne's alter ego? .Hobbes> You're all Scott Keith! TLING> ! .DR. D> I'm on the waiting list to be a Keith alter ego .Mr. JF> No, I'm Dave Meltzer. .Scott Keith> Chris was kinda annoyed when I went to the mega-thing, because a lot of his hits came from my little links sidebar on the old site. TLING> I am Scott Keith. (Spartacus ref) .Steve Schroeder> A lot of lots of places hits did... .Hobbes> Planet of the Keiths .CRZ> I am CRZ .Mr. JF> And I'm also Jerry Flynn. .Steve Schroeder> You damn dirty Keith! .Mr. JF> And I'm also JR. .Steve Schroeder> Get your filthy paws off me, etc. .Sean Shannon> I'm the alter ego of Netcop that actually LIKES ECW. TLING> Scott: Was the first Hog Wild 95 or 96? I saw a tape for it yesterday while buying Spring Stampede 94. .Mr. JF> That was before he got Pulp Bookerman, Scott. .DR. D> - signed off - .Scott Keith> Hey, I liked ECW back in 94-96 when the Big Two sucked dick. .CRZ> sean he liked ECW in 95 .Mr. JF> I'll shut up about the self-promoting now. TLING> Sean-When was the Sandman/Sabu Stairway to Hell match that earned **** 3/4 stars from you? .Hobbes> See, when everything else sucked, he liked ECW! TLING> Heh. .Sean Shannon> Tony - early 1998, I believe. TLING> OK. Maybe someone has that... .Ryan Siebel> - signed off - .Scott Keith> My roommate does. .Sean Shannon> House Party 98 was the card it was on, watakushi no kioku ga tashika naraba. TLING> Anybody know when the first Hog Wild was? .Scott Keith> 1996. .Steve Schroeder> 1995 or 1996. TLING> House Party 98? Groovy. .Steve Schroeder> Damn. .Mr. JF> Vad fan snackar du om Sean? .Sean Shannon> Tony - 96, I believe. Wasn't that the one where Hogan first won the belt after going nWo? TLING> Ah...must've been before Hogan's heel turn of death. .CRZ> ScOtt did you like Mind Games .Steve Schroeder> Nooo, after... .Hobbes> ECW fans in general kinda creep me out though. Too many either think ECW can do no wrong or are only happy when somebody is juicing more than a ripe Sunkist Orange. TLING> Sean-I dunno...the cover had Hogan posing on a bike in the red and yellow. .Scott Keith> As a whole, no, but Mick-Shawn was ****3/4 easy. .Sean Shannon> So I may be wrong. .Sean Shannon> I never said I was perfect, just spiffy. .Mr. JF> Mr. Spiffy? .Scott Keith> HEY! Don't steal my jokes... .Hobbes> Mr.Spiffy! .Steve Schroeder> The first Hog Wild also featured Benoit/Malenko at ****+ .Sean Shannon> Yeah, thanks to you Netcop, I have Hennig on Attitude listed as "Mr. Spiffy" .CRZ> Man I wish i remembered it better but i was behind the iyh sign TLING> ECW fans are mostly sadists, except for those that actually *like* wrestling, and they're in the minority. (from ECW Arena experience) .Mr. JF> Mr. Spiffy. . . (<-Taking notes) .Steve Schroeder> Must... .Steve Schroeder> Use... .Steve Schroeder> Mr. Spiffy! TLING> LOL .Scott Keith> I should post the original WCWF bit sometime that started the whole thing. .Hobbes> Scott when are we going to have Rantsylavania.com the breakfast cereal? .Sean Shannon> Hey Scott, do you actually remember me from the WCWF days? .Mr 420> opps forgot .Scott Keith> Were you ever a part? ** NIHILIST24 just joined "The Rantsylvania.com Chat" (11 members now) ** TLING> Scott: Where were you planning to go with the WCWF after Week Eight? .Sean Shannon> Scott - yep, the proud leader of the laziest stable in WCWF history - the MIDNIGHT STREET PATROL~! .Scott Keith> Oh, shit, THAT. .Mr. JF> Sean, what was the special feature that was promised two weeks ago? .Steve Schroeder> I'm watching the Cowboys/Cardinals game right now, and I swear it sounds like the crowd is chanting "D-Lo sucks!" TLING> Heh. .Scott Keith> Tony: I was just kinda wrapping it up then. .Sean Shannon> JF - Brian's response to Hyatte's apology. .Jake> Hey how come you never did the nwwwo era rant nwo .Mr. JF> It wasn't the Hyatte-bashing column right? Because that wasn't special. TLING> Scott: OK. Hey...when do we get to see the nWo rant? NIHILIST24> So Sean, what going on? .Mr. JF> Oh. It was. .James Kalyn> Hobbes - I want an nWWWo.com breakfast cereal so I can be a marshmallow piece. .Sean Shannon> I should bring back the Alternaverse on RS.com. TLING> Nihilist24? Eh? .Hobbes> Yeah! Marshmallows! .Sean Shannon> Either that, or do the Dream BattleBowl I've been promising for years. .Sean Shannon> Nihilist - not much. TLING> ALTERNAVERSE~! HARDCORE DARIA~! .Hobbes> Screw the nWo rant I want WCWF week 9! ** JERICHO_MARK just joined "The Rantsylvania.com Chat" (12 members now) ** TLING> Wb Jess .Jess Stutzman> Are the celebrities still here? .Jess Stutzman> Hey Tony .Scott Keith> The nWo rant will come when I actually get hit with a burst of inspiration. Lazarus came out in a one-hour period at about 3 in the morning when I couldn't sleep, and I imagine this'll be the same. .Steve Schroeder> Warner Brothers? .Jake> jericho we got Keith .Mr. JF> Yes I am. .Steve Schroeder> Scott-sounds like my writing technique. TLING> Keith-Wow, all that in one hour? Jeez. .Scott Keith> You only got Keith for another 5 minutes, because he has to go to work. .Mr. JF> It's a bitch when you promise stuff in advance, Scott. .Hobbes> Eeeep .Jess Stutzman> Gambino: Yeah, I know. Thanks for pointing out the painfully obvious .Hobbes> Work on Sundays, don't I know that feeling. .Tom Carroll> Heh .Steve Schroeder> Squelch him. .Sean Shannon> I gotta leave soon, I got ECW TV recaps to write up and dinner to make before watching Mayhem. .Scott Keith> I have the outline made, but the actual content comes later. TLING> Scott-Um...can you tell me all of HBK's 96 title defenses on PPV? .Jake> Who the hell is this slutzman guy .Caravel> Jess: I liked the ECW on TNN recap. .Jake> were is jm NIHILIST24> So is Hyatte fired or not? I'm sure I've probably missed that part... .Mr. JF> Gambino is the reason squelching was invented. TLING> I want to make a tape of HBK's greatest hits. .Mr. JF> According to some, he is. .Scott Keith> Tony: v. Diesel, v. Vader, v. Mick and v. Sid. .Tom Carroll> Jake is now on squelch. .Sean Shannon> Nihilist: according to Ryder, through Remy Artega, yes. .Jess Stutzman> Tom: Is it up? TLING> Thanks, Scott. .Jake> Shut the fuck up. It's cool relax .Mr. JF> And Bulldog. .Scott Keith> They went ****3/4, ****, ****3/4, **** .Mr. JF> Bulldog twice. .Jake> Hey Carrol I left for you last night .Scott Keith> Yeah, Bulldog, like anyone counts him... .Jess Stutzman> COOL! NIHILIST24> Guess no one will know for sure till next week.... .Sean Shannon> If anyone wants to post the remainder of this chat, they'd better start logging now 'cause I have to leave in a few minutes. .Jess Stutzman> Now I'm on TWO sites! I'm like Keith, only smaller! TLING> Best part from HBK/Diesel-when HBK was struggling to his feet after being powerbombed thru the table and Vince was yelling "let it be over"! .Mr. JF> How does one log? .Hobbes> Rantsylvania.com the home enema kit! .Steve Schroeder> Fuck, I'm getting out of here right now. Later... TLING> And HBK kept pushing him aside... .Jake> /log email name .Steve Schroeder> - signed off - ** EEYOREROX just joined "The Rantsylvania.com Chat" (12 members now) ** .Tom Carroll> Brian! TLING> Hey, Brian! .Jess Stutzman> BRIAN~! .Brian French> Greetings one, greetings all .James Kalyn> I gots to go, I think. Got a housewarming dinner to attend before Mayhem... .Sean Shannon> Hi Brian! .Jake> Which on Steve or sean is the famous guy .Mr. JF> Shawn seemed genuinely pissed at Nash after that match. Just good acting, Scott? He gave the finger, yelled "get the fuck out", et c. .Jess Stutzman> JF: I'm gonna tell on you =-) .James Kalyn> Hi Brian! And bye all... TLING> Bye James .Scott Keith> JF: Good acting. .Mr. JF> Ooh, Frenchy. He hates Scott. .Tom Carroll> Later James .Caravel> I, too, shall be getting out. .Caravel> - signed off - .Brian French> Damn, I feel all loved and stuff .Jake> FRENCH man everybody is beinjg zan asshole but me even scott .Scott Keith> CATFIGHT! .Jess Stutzman> Later James! .Sean Shannon> Buph just came online, I ICQed him and hopefully he'll come in to keep the celebrity content of this chat high. TLING> Heh. .Mr. JF> Just to the smarts, Scott? .Hobbes> Shawn sure likes to use his on air "fucks". Like during the I0ron Man match.0 .Scott Keith> Everything from that era was for the smarts. TLING> And during WM XIV, I believe. NIHILIST24> So is someone gonna post the beginning of this chat later? .Mr. JF> Tell what, Jess? .Sean Shannon> Nihilist - yes, I will. .Jess Stutzman> Tony: My ECW recap is up over at HiAC .Jess Stutzman> JF: Never mind TLING> Jess-What's the addy? I *never* go there. .Jake> Im a mark man I hate long maTCHES DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAPAN RASSLING .Mr. JF> That I don't think Frenchy is that good? He knows, I think. NIHILIST24> Cool, thanks .Brian French> So what's the special occasion? Eulogy for Hyatte? ;) .Mr. JF> Not bad, Frenchy, but not that good. .Scott Keith> Gotta run. Don't forget to check the Netcop News Update when Sean puts it up for the table of -STAR matches, and I'M OUTTA HERE. Enjoy Mayhem... .Jess Stutzman> Tony: www.rulefine.demon.co.uk TLING> Scott-Has *anyone* been able to carry Sid to *** besides Shawn? .Tom Carroll> Later Scott. .Scott Keith> - signed off - .James Kalyn> - signed off - .Brian French> Enjoy Mayhem ... an oxymoron, right? .Jess Stutzman> Scott and James leave at the same time.....hmmmmm .Hobbes> Keither, boy he's just like a lean mean plugging machine now. .Sean Shannon> Brian - pretty much. When the earlier part of the chat gets posted, you'll get clarifications from last night's chat. .Tom Carroll> Tony: I think Bret did. TLING> Thanks, Tom. .Jess Stutzman> Hobbes: He's got nothing on me. WWW.WRESTLEARENA.COM ! WWW.RULEFINE.DEMON.CO.UK ! .Jake> sEAN SHANNON POST FOR...AND THE SHAWN DUDE IS... .Hobbes> lol .Brian French> Ah, good. Three days of stupid high school volleyball 300 miles away from my computer has knocked me totally out of the loop NIHILIST24> That was kinda hard to read. What I got from it was basically that Hyatte said he didn't get fired... .Hobbes> WOOOO! .Hobbes> WRESTLEARENA! .Mr. JF> Isn't it too early to plug your home at HiaC, Jess? Or has it gone up? .Hobbes> You've made that place a household name. .Hobbes> Heh TLING> Chat recaps on the whole are hard to read. .Sean Shannon> Well guys, I gotta go. Dinner calls, and I'm stuck with the Mayhem Rant for WL and RS. It's been surreal! .Jess Stutzman> JF: It's up /nolong /nolog