(3zy's note: Sometimes the easiest way to state what you stand for is to become the embodiment of what you're not. It lets you be evil and have fun, too.)

.3zy:   I'm so bummed out that Doom cut out early...I wanted to get his thoughts on the GOPs' latest gambit
FireThunder:   I dunno. If you find somebody who'd admit to downloading "Alfie", let us know. :)
M:   heh
M:   My only thought on the GOP is we need somebody better than the typical Democrats sent forth to challenge them if we want to knock 'em off.
3zy:   They've got this great idea to rig it so that you won't get kicked out of Congress for getting INDICTED for something
3zy:   Because it's totally, utterly partisan to want to kick somebody out of office for, y'know, BREAKING THE LAW
M:   Oh Jesus Christ.
M:   Let's just ban elections while we're at it.
3zy:   SHUT UP
M:   When you're GOP, you're GOP 4 LIFE!
3zy:   You KNOW that the Delphi "outages" were just a Department of Homeland Security scam to "index" the forums
IAMSUPES: *JOIN* Entered room.
3zy:   You think the chat lags because the software sucks...
M:   Well, it would explain a lot.
3zy:   Yep, here's the story.
3zy:   "WASHINGTON (Reuters) - House Republicans voted on Wednesday to change their own rules to allow their powerful Majority Leader Tom DeLay to keep his post even if he is indicted in connection with illegal fund-raising activities. 
3zy:   "In a closed-door session, House Republicans approved the rule change in a voice vote to allow a leader or chairman to keep his post after an indictment. The leadership would then make recommendations, based on whether the indictment was deemed legitimate or politically-motivated. 
IAMSUPES:   did you see the one about killing the food labeling program
FireThunder:   Politically motivated?
3zy:   "Three of DeLay's associates were indicted by a Texas grand jury in September in connection with illegal fund-raising and the prosecutor has said the investigation is not yet finished. 
IAMSUPES:   the program would tell you what country your food came from
FireThunder:   Heavens, who would do such a thing?
IAMSUPES:   Repubs want to kill it,,, so they will
IAMSUPES:   ought to be filibustered
FireThunder:   *coughLewinskycough*
M:   So, in other words, grand jury decisions are politically motivated, right?
M:   Let's just piss on the judicial system some more.
M:   Or maybe the prosecutor is a Democrat?
IAMSUPES:   I doubt it, or they wouldn't bother with this
IAMSUPES:   pretty terrible
IAMSUPES:   it almost all went away for Delay and a lot of blogs, like dailykos,com
IAMSUPES:   had people keep the pressure on everyone to keep the story going
3zy:   ACTIVIST JUDGES, buddy
3zy:   ACTIVIST JUDGES
IAMSUPES:   calling Reps and all that shit
3zy:   You'll notice, btw, that I say ACTIVIST JUDGES in all caps, like it actually means something
FireThunder:   "Miami-Dade police have acknowledged using a stun gun on a second child just weeks after subduing a 55-pound first-grader with a 50,000-volt shock..."
3zy:   and if I keep saying ACTIVIST JUDGES over and over
FireThunder:   Yeah, you fuckin' North Carolinians.
3zy:   You might start thinking more and more about ACTIVIST JUDGES
IAMSUPES:   STUNNER
3zy:   And when you think JUDGES
FireThunder:   I listen to a talk radio station, and that's all they talk about.
3zy:   You'll think ACTIVIST right after
M:   You've seen that article about how liberal Massachusetts has the lowest divorce rate in the nation, right?
FireThunder:   Specifically, recent political ads.
3zy:   and you'll know it's all horseshit
M:   and the southern Christian states have the highest.
3zy:   but you won't be able to shake it without a lot of drugs
jtts: *PART* Left room.
IAMSUPES:   people remain loyal in Massachuesetts, even if it is through years of misery
IAMSUPES:   look at the Red Sox
FireThunder:   "Say Clarabell... did you know fags want to marry and live right next to us? And John Kerry and liberal judges will allow them to. Heck, they'd even spread their fag germs to our God fearing children. But voting for Richard Burr is a vote against fag germs."
3zy:   Don't blame me, I voted for Boles
M:   Meanwhile, Clarabell is cheating on her husband.
IAMSUPES:   watching this Springsteen bootleg dvd from Oct. 5th
IAMSUPES:   on one show he plays with Neil Young, Fogerty, and Michael Stipe
FireThunder:   Bob: Probably.
IAMSUPES:   filmer used a tripod apparently
IAMSUPES:   because he has a steady image right on the screen, Springsteen bought new screens for this
3zy:   Well Nate, all godfearing Christians would tell you the solution to that...
IAMSUPES:   and it is just below watching a proshot dvd
3zy:   OUTLAW DIVORCE
IAMSUPES:   pretty cool
Bizarro3zy:   It's the only option
IAMSUPES:   the murder rate in the south and midwest would skyrocket
FireThunder:   http://www.personprice.com
Bizarro3zy:   Well, they wouldn't be making a mockery of the sacred bonds of matrimony
IAMSUPES:   have a good night folks
IAMSUPES: *PART* Left room.
Bizarro3zy:   They'd just be making a mockery of the sanctity of life
Bizarro3zy:   which, as long as they do it after they're 18, I'm perfectly cool with
M:   http://fuckthesouth.com/
Bizarro3zy:   because I'm BIZARRO 3ZY
M:   There you go.
Bizarro3zy:   BIZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRO
FireThunder:   "I voted for Bush because I'm pro-life and want to protect little bundles of cells in women's bellies."
Bizarro3zy:   That's the spirit
M:   And ban stem cell research.
FireThunder:   "But FUCK IRAQIS. I hope those 9'11 sons of bitches DIE."
M:   Then after that, we can go get them North Koreans.
FireThunder:   Nah, first things first... Iran.
M:   Wipe their country out and get those nukes.
Bizarro3zy:   Marriage is all about jiffypopping the womb of your good lady wife every year and having her pump out another batch of your spawn every 9 months
FireThunder:   We're already in the neighborhood, right?
M:   HAHAHA
M:   Tremendous.
Bizarro3zy:   I'M SURE IT'S IN LEVITICUS SOMEWHERE
Bizarro3zy:   Right after "God hates fags"
FireThunder:   heh
M:   This chat SO needs to be logged.
Bizarro3zy:   I'd check my Bible, but it's propping up the wobbly bit on my gun cabinet
Bizarro3zy:   and yes, we're being logged
M:   POST IT
Bizarro3zy:   by the directive of the Department of Homeland Insecurity
M:   This is like the greatest thing ever.
M:   Please tell me as well... they'll cut taxes on the rich and take more from the poor!
Bizarro3zy:   Well, yes
FireThunder:   http://bash.org/?420517
Bizarro3zy:   Because the rich people get to hire you
Bizarro3zy:   when they have more money to do so
M:   Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep. 
Bizarro3zy:   Either you or someone very much like you living in India
M:   I'll move to India then
Bizarro3zy:   Or Indonesia
M:   Less than minimum wage jobs, here I come!
Bizarro3zy:   The only way to bring the jobs back is to lower minimum wage to a dollar an hour
Bizarro3zy:   IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Bizarro3zy:   ANY OTHER SOLUTION IS A LIE AND A TRICK
FireThunder:   Aw man, FUCKING GOOBACKS.
Bizarro3zy:   (Dittos from NC, Rush)
FireThunder:   DEY TOOK URRR JOOORBS
Bizarro3zy:   And just think about it this way
Bizarro3zy:   If everything is a luxury purchase, then 1) that teaches you frugality in your resources
Bizarro3zy:   and 2) it gives you more things to dream about!
M:   You mean, buying caviar is frugality?
M:   I'M THERE, DUDE
Bizarro3zy:   Nah, I'm talking about dreams
Bizarro3zy:   DREAMS, DAMMIT
M:   Dream about caviar?
Bizarro3zy:   Your own loaf of bread
Bizarro3zy:   A SECOND DRESS FOR THE WIFE
M:   Where's Chaz to interpret these dreams when you need him?
Bizarro3zy:   and a child that lives past the first year
M:   And with no welfare, he'll starve to death.
Bizarro3zy:   We've become a nation of cynics...it's time to instill dreams in the populace
M:   Killing babies in the womb is wrong, but if they starve to death, THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY
Bizarro3zy:   IF IT KILLS THEM TO DO IT
Bizarro3zy:   then nobody said you couldn't break an omlette without breaking a few eggs
Bizarro3zy:   make an omlette, even
Janey271: *PART* Left room.
M:   No, break an omlette
M:   That sounds better.
M:   IT'S INSPIRATIONAL
Bizarro3zy:   HEY
Bizarro3zy:   How about breaking an omlette by MAKING a few eggs?
M:   YES
Bizarro3zy:   That ties back into the fertility thing
Bizarro3zy:   And anyway, once we've opened up the seventh front in the war on terror, we'll need all those extra kids for the war
Bizarro3zy:   or to run the sneaker factories once we repeal the child labor laws.
Bizarro3zy:   "Think about it this way, kids...
Bizarro3zy:   "On the one hand, you'd do the video games, wasting your time on video games and Spongebob videos...
Bizarro3zy:   "OR
Bizarro3zy:   "You could make shoes for Nike...AND MEET MICHAEL JORDAN!"
FireThunder:   YAAAAAAAY
M:   But then I won't get to meet Spongebob!
Bizarro3zy:   Dude, you'll get to make Spongebob knockoffs for the state fairs!
Bizarro3zy:   And sure, they'll have those metal rods in them, but you shouldn't be chewing on his head anyway!
Bizarro3zy:   You'll have plenty of time to watch Spongebob on your 15 minute lunch break, anyway.
Bizarro3zy:   and on your day off during the summer, we'll bring in SQUIDWARD
Bizarro3zy:   But I've talked too long....any questions?
M:   Just one.
M:   What if you get caught sleeping with 20 prostitutes and it makes the papers?
Bizarro3zy:   Well, I believe that the Ultimate Judge will forgive me, if my pentience is true.
M:   Like Bill Clinton?
Bizarro3zy:   And as long as the rest of the country believes that, I've got it made.
M:   He's from the South, you know.
Bizarro3zy:   Arkansas isn't technically the south...
Bizarro3zy:   and I think with that, we have enough log to post
M:   That friggen ruled.
M:   Doom missed a good one.
3zy:   An idle mind is the devil's playground....
FireThunder:   Aw man, I still love this sb_email.
3zy:   And that's one thing I have plenty of