3zy's note: Kinda dorky on my part (I like my performance in the other Bizarro chat better) but it's good natured whimsey, which you won't find as much of in this section, so there you go.

.Fort Knox> heh
.#2> Bizarro Stephanie McMahon is a virgin
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Chris Hyatte loves Mancow!
.#2> Bizarro #2 hates Opie & Anthony and thinks Mancow rules
.Fort Knox> Bizarro Bret Hart thinks Vince McMahon is a great guy and thinks Bret screwed Bret
.#2> Bizarro Vince McMahon and Bizarro Eric Bischoff are best buds
.Fort Knox> Bizarro Russo hates crash TV and LOVES great wrestling matches.
.#2> The most unentertaining person I've ever seen: Bizarro Steve Regal
.#2> KICK JON BON JOVI IN THE BALLS!
.Easy E-W> Bizarro South Park is the most wholesome show on TV!
.#2> Bizarro Simpsons and Bizarro Charlie Sheen are pathetic
.#2> Oh yeah, and Bizarro Ted is still gay
.Fort Knox> Bizarro MTV doesn't play crappy TV shows but, instead Music Videos 24 hours a day.
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Tom Green's parents wonder why he doesn't embarass them on TV more often.
.#2> Bizarro Britney Spears is the best singing talent I've heard. And Bizarro Metallica have the musical talent of Creed
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Sharon Stone is the best actress on the planet!
.Evil Doom> heh
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Marilyn Manson is a Christian Contemporary act.
.#2> Bizarro Jon Stewart, Bizarro Lewis Black, and Bizarro Conan are horrifyingly not funny
.Easy E-W> Maybe that's why Bizarro Gallagher hosts the Daily Show!
.Fort Knox> Bizarro Daily Show would be better off with Bizarro Craig Kilborn
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Peanuts features the filthiest children I've EVER SEEN.
.#2> Bizarro A-Rod is underpaid
.#2> Bizarro Cartman and Bizarro Butter aren't comedically entertaining at all
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Paul Heyman has embarassed Bizarro ECW by paying them too much too fast.
.Fort Knox> Bizarro RVD is a great wrestler who always hits his spots and doesn't do pot.
.#2> South Park is pretty funny, especially Butter
.#2> Bizarro Justin Credible is God
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Scott Hall is always sober, and very respectful to women.
.Evil Doom> Glacier is coming back! Whooooooooo
.#2> Bizarro DDP takes control over his wife, still has long hair, and hates that idiot Bisch
.Fort Knox> Bizarro Sean Shannon favorite wrestler is Bret Hart.
.Easy E-W> Bizarro GLACIER is WAAAAY OVER!
.#2> Bizarro Kurt is cheered in America
.#2> The Circle of Poo...ok...
.Fort Knox> Bizarro US election was great and went by quickly.
.#2> Bizarro Gerald Ford was the worst Prez ever
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Rick Scaia is the most opinionated PPV reviewer on the net.
.#2> Bizarro George Lazenby is the most famous Bond ever
.Evil Doom> heh
.Easy E-W> #2, how can you say that?  Bizarro Gerald Ford was graceful and had Nixon killed!
.Easy E-W> Now Bizarro FDR, OTOH...
.Fort Knox> Bizarro Goldberg can sell moves
.#2> Easy: Yes, but bizarros are opposites of real life people, and Ford is the man in real life
.#2> FDR (for real) is overrated. Truman was cool
.Easy E-W> Oh fine, turn my pretzel logic back around on me.
.#2> Bizarro Mark Madden is anorexic
.Fort Knox> Bizarro Flash is the slowest man alive.
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Ally McBeal is a tubby ho!
.#2> Bizarro Lex Luger and Bizarro Buff Bagwell never make me change the channel.
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Hell In The Cell never ends in a stretcher job...
.#2> Bizarro Trish and Bizarro Lita are A-cupped ugly hos
.Fort Knox> Bizarro Reno Mero is a fine actor and deserves to keep the Sable name
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Mae Young got the Playboy spread.
.Evil Doom> That is sick.
.Easy E-W> Bizarro WXO is hottest new promotion on the block.
.#2> And any mention of Mae Young kills the chat
.Fort Knox> Doom-OH come on you know Mae Young is your type. :)
.Easy E-W> In Bizarro aPa, Mae Young makes the chat come ALIVE!
.Evil Doom> heh
.#2> Bizarro Chris Walken is a horrible movie heel
.Easy E-W> And as I mentioned before, Bizarro Doom posts links to ugly people with clothes!
.#2> Bizarro Creed = best band ever
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Elvis got THINNER in his old age.
.#2> Bizarro John Lennon became better when he met Yoko
.Easy E-W> And Bizarro Ska LOVES TV Funhouse.
.#2> This Bizarro chat sucks
.Easy E-W> You're welcome, #2.
.#2> No, I mean Bizarro Chat. Not the actual chat
.Easy E-W> Yeah, I know. :)
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Delphi has the GREATEST SOFTWARE ON EARTH!
.Evil Doom> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.#2> Bizarro Delphi chats are all roll and action
.Easy E-W> And Bizarro Linux is the OS screwing over the little guys at Bizarro Microsoft.
.Easy E-W> Which sucks, because Bizarro Linux always crashes and isn't friendly to developers.
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Christmas is the worst time for retailers...the biggest shopping weekend is Bizarro MLK Day.
.Evil Doom> Mmmmmmkkk.
.#2> Bizarro Tan loves all white people and lynches blacks in Texas
.Easy E-W> Or as Bizarro Rosa Parks said, "Screw this bus crap! I'm getting a cab!"
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Bob Ryder BEST WRESTLING JOURNALIST IN HISTORY!
.#2> Bizarro Gen. Rection is talented and lazy
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.Tanvir> BLAURGH
.Fort Knox> Hey Tan
.Tanvir> Yo.
/gname Welcome To Bizarro World!
.Easy E-W> **New group name "Welcome To Bizarro World!" selected **
.#2> Hey Tan
.Easy E-W> Hi Tan.
.#2> I must DIE DIE DIE
/name Bizarro #2
.Bizarro #2> I must LIVE LIVE LIVE!
/name Easy E-W
.Tanvir> Hey.
.Tanvir> My comments rocked harder than Tom's one.
.Evil Doom> - signed off -
.Evil Doom> ** The moderator has left the group **
.Evil Doom> ** Group is not published **
.Easy E-W> Oh yah, thought of another one...
.#2> Bizarro Kronik ar the most talented and original team of all
.Easy E-W> Bizarro OW.com ALWAYS TALKS TOO MUCH ABOUT WRESTLING.
.Easy E-W> :)
.#2> Bizarro Hyatte never mentions his fantasies as real life happenings
.#2> in his recaps
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Hyatte is Bizarro Sean Shannon's bitch anyway. :)
.Tanvir> There is no Bizarro Tanvir.
.#2> Yes there is. Bizarro Tan loves whitey
.Tanvir> BLAURGH
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Easy E-W's mere presence in a room is PANTY PEELER.
.#2> Bizarro Schiavone never shills for his company and always speaks his mind
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Mean Gene is the finest source of hotline news on the face of the earth.
.#2> Goldberg is an American Hero the same way Bret Hart is a Canadian Hero: in their minds only
.#2> Bizarro Mean Gene is my favorite wrestling personality ever. He's also not a horny old man trying to score with that ugly Bizarro Pam
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Kidman is getting pushed through the roof.
.Tanvir> BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
.Fort Knox> Bizarro ECW has a TV deal
.#2> You can never get enough Bizarro Hogan
.Tanvir> - signed off -
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Paul Heyman pays his talent ahead of time!
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.#2> Bizarro Vince McMahon is...well, Vince McMahon
.#2> Hey Ska
.Easy E-W> I think we're going over some previous ground.
.Ska-boom> Ska@Work
.Ska@Work> Let's try that AGAIN...
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Ska is NEVER AT WORK!
.#2> Lance Storm...
.Easy E-W> Oh hi Ska...we're in an interesting mood tonight.
.Fort Knox> Hey Ska
.Ska@Work> Always a good thing.
.Ska@Work> It's freaking FREEZING at work.
.Easy E-W> We're on a Bizarro World jag right now...
.Ska@Work> I guess that's to be expected from a building that used to be a warehouse.
.Fort Knox> Bizarro Ska NEVER drinks and is always hard at work at his job.
.Fort Knox> :)
.Easy E-W> For instance, Bizarro Ska just wrote an OW.com article called "Take that Trombone shit and shove it up your ass!"
.Ska@Work> Ahhhhh.
.Easy E-W> You get the idea.
.Easy E-W> :)
.Ska@Work> So... Bizarro Ska is a well-adjusted young man with a healthy attitude toward menstruation!
.#2> This is a swerve
.Easy E-W> Yes indeed
.Fort Knox> Oh boy
.#2> What? I thought Duggan was going heel
.Ska@Work> And Bizzaro Easy is a man of impeccable musical tastes.
.#2> Well, it was a good swerve, since we thought another swerve was happening...
.Easy E-W> Bizarro Crawford is the most fascinating poster in Delphi history.
.#2> Bizarro Goldberg never hurts people, honest\
.#2> Bizarro aPa chatters have lives and get constant sex from hot girlfriends
.#2> :(
> .#2 wishes he were a Bizarro aPa chatter
.Easy E-W> Bizarro XPW is very tasteful and nicely written.
.#2> Bizarro Dean Cain has a successful acting career
.Easy E-W> Bizarro PS2s are easy to find, since nobody wants to buy them.
.Easy E-W> The hottest ticket for Bizarro Xmas gift this year...the BIBLE.
.Easy E-W> Wotta KOOKY MIXED UP WORLD!
.Ska@Work> My Bizarro workplace is.... well, I can't complaing about work yet.
.#2> The only 3 Good Big Men in the business are A) Canadian, B) basically turning Japanese and C) an honorary member of the Angle family
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.#2> WB Evil Doom, Good Doom, Old Coot, and Doom
.Doom> My PC shutdown on me.
.Easy E-W> Rehi Doom.
.#2> And Earl
.Fort Knox> Wb Doom
> .Doom puts Earl on #2's shoulder.
> .#2 throws Earl in his cage and locks the door
.Doom> Be nice to #2.
.#2> Crazy bastid
.Ska@Work> Earl rules, though.
.Ska@Work> DOOM~@!
.#2> He does
.Ska@Work> He's kind and gentle and gives to charity.
> .Doom throws #2 into Earls Cage and locks it.
> .#2 uses a laser to cut his way out
.Doom> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.#2> Well, Bizarro #2 could stay all night, but I must go to sleep. Night all
.#2> - signed off -
.Doom> Ska~!
.Easy E-W> I think I can prune this into a readable transcript...
.Ska@Work> Work work work~!
.Doom> Goodamned pc of mine rebooted.