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Date: 1/4/04

3zy's note: Nice way to kick off the new year, bitching about weird movie credits and speculating about regurgitation.  We'll never grow up...

3zy:  ....
3zy:  ?
Ska:  ??
JoshV2:  !
Ska:  ;
JoshV2:  "
Ska:  {
JoshV2:  &
Ska:  `
3zy:  (@#&$(#@&(
JoshV2:  %
3zy:  But enough of this small talk
Ska:  `````````````
JoshV2:  ~~~~~~
JoshV2:  had to
3zy:  Awwww, the Brunching Shuttlecocks broke up into pieces?
3zy:  And book deals?
SvenDawg:  You wanna hear the scariest movie credit ever?
JoshV2:  que?
SvenDawg:  "By arrangement with WARNER STRATEGIC MARKETING."
3zy:  The ratings section got one of 'em a book deal.
SvenDawg:  One of the songs at the tail end of the new Batman animated movie has that attached.
SvenDawg:  I just get this picture of a Mr. Burns-like person in charge of cross-marketing.
3zy:  WARNER STRATEGIC MARKETING
Ska:  eeeeeeeeeeexcellent.
3zy:  FIRST, THE BATMAN MOVIE
3zy:  AND BY SUMMER
3zy:  THE SUDETENLAND!
JoshV2:  NARF!!!
3zy:  You thought I was gonna say Poland, didn't you?
JTTS:    *PART* Left room.
JTTS:    *JOIN* Entered room.
JoshV2:  Don't we ALWAYS?
JoshV2:  WSM uber alles
JoshV2:  But on theother hand at least they're up front with it
3zy:  What is Warner Strategic Marketing?
3zy:  Picture a giant WB shield
3zy:  clubbing a man's face
3zy:  FOREVER.
JoshV2:  ha
3zy:  And then, we strap Tim Burton into the rat cage.
Ska:  hahah
3zy:  He's been very cooperative, really.
3zy:  You can hardly see the scars.
JoshV2:  haha
JTTS:  http://media2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/deaddonald.jpg (3zy's note: this link won't work anymore, but this one might...)
3zy:  awwwwww
3zy:  I thought it was going to be Donald Duck.
3zy: 
   *SHOWURL* http://www.student.kuleuven.ac.be/~m0224448/files/moppekes/nieuwjaar.jpg
3zy:  My anonymous source calls this one "Ska on a Friday night"
Ska:  Uh-oh
3zy:  ISN"T THAT RIGHT, CHAZ?
JTTS:  that looks about like something one of your anonymous sources would send you
JoshV2:  ha
Ska:  Hey
Ska:  I'll have you know I'm staying sober while I'm on this diet
SvenDawg:    *PART* Left room.
3zy:  Assuming the guy hunched over is the puker, how the hell did he get all of it on his shoulder?
JoshV2:  ricochet effect?
3zy:  HIYA SVEN
Ska:  he probably stuck his head out the window, and his shoulder was behind his head at that point
JoshV2:  It's possible
Ska:  Think about
Ska:  he's on on the right side
Ska:  he pokes out his head, it's natural his shoulder will go out too
Doom:  heh
Doom:  barf
Doom:  hahaha
3zy:  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
3zy:  I get it now
3zy:  It was a moving car, was it?
3zy:  BRILLIANT
3zy:  My god, Holmes, you do know your chunder...
Ska:  Elementary, Mr. 3zy
JoshV2:  haha
Doom:  hahaha
Doom:  Has Philster said jack or shit yet?
Ska:  The fan-shaped splatter on the back of the car was the giveaway
Ska:  nope
Doom:  hahahaha
Doom:  THE FAN SHAPED SPLATTER
Doom:  Ska, you sure that wasn't you?
Ska:  positive
Ska:  I've never thrown up in a car
Doom:  uh huh
Doom:  ACTION nods
3zy:  152 seconds idle, Uncle Bastard..um Uncle Doom

<...and now, a bonus, out-of-context segment from later in the evening...>

WORLDWIDER:  i refuse to talk about my cybersex past
FireThunder:  "Yeah, but we cyber-cuddled afterwards!"
WORLDWIDER:  and therefore, IM IN THE FUCKING CLEAR
Ska:  I've never cyber-sexed
Janey271:  everyone has had cybersex, they just deny it!
Janey271:  that's the point!
Janey271:  there, Ska has the idea
WORLDWIDER:  ive cybered with minors
WORLDWIDER:  but i dont talk about it
Ska:  No, seriously
Ska:  I've never cybered
FireThunder:  I've never had to have cyber-sex.
Ska:  phone-sex, yes
Janey271:  you're good at this.
WORLDWIDER:  hahaha
SonnyChiba:  ahaha
WORLDWIDER:  see, this is what life is about
Doom:  hahaha
WORLDWIDER:  do fucked up shit that could put you in jail
WORLDWIDER:  but never talk about it
WORLDWIDER:  people will think
WORLDWIDER:  "oh, he's a nice guy/girl"
WORLDWIDER:  but in your heart, you'll know you're a serial rapist from arkansas
NPPYinzer:  Tan is from Arkansas?
WORLDWIDER:  :)
WORLDWIDER:  hahahaha
Ska:  24-7, LSU
NPPYinzer:  Mrs. Peacock was a man?