(3zy's note: Some nights we just
don't want to deal with new people, and in situations like that,
maturity is highly overrated...this
attitude usually takes the form of seeing how random we can get before
the newbie cuts and runs. The less a newbie gets it, the more
that encourages those who do. Janey, however, preferred the more
direct approach tonight, and we are all the richer for it.)
jenny6664: *JOIN* Entered
room.
Y2JMark79: WELCOME
C_As_Jason_Lee (Chaz):
DON'T BE
FOOLED BY THE ROCKS THAT SHE GOT
C_As_Jason_Lee: SHE
STILL
jenny6664: hi room
C_As_Jason_Lee: SHE
STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK
C_As_Jason_Lee: USED TO
HAVE A LITTLE NOW
C_As_Jason_Lee: NOW SHE
GOT A LOT
Y2JMark79: Excuse me
C_As_Jason_Lee: SHE
STILL
C_As_Jason_Lee: SHE
STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK
Y2JMark79 whacks Chaz in the
back of the head with a slapjack
jenny6664: who is jenny
from the block?
Y2JMark79: Apparently
you
C_As_Jason_Lee: Its this
poor girl from the Bronx
araiman: *PART* Left room.
C_As_Jason_Lee: but she
made it big
Y2JMark79: Since you're
not Jenny 8675309
C_As_Jason_Lee:
JEEEEEEEEEEENNY I GOT YOUR NUMBER
C_As_Jason_Lee: I GOTTA
MAKE YOU MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
jenny6664: which
number?
C_As_Jason_Lee:
JEEEEEEEEENY I GOT YOUR NUMBER
C_As_Jason_Lee:
8-6-7-5-3-0-NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
jenny6664: nope; you're
right; that's not me
MRPORKY: i like the
white girls with the fine asses
C_As_Jason_Lee: well
then who are you?
Y2JMark79: Hey, Easy,
you know what would make you a popular mod
Y2JMark79: is a Chaz
embargo
jenny6664: jenny6664 .
. . . . my first time in this room
C_As_Jason_Lee: Chaz
sucks
3zy: Aw now...I punted
Chaz several times when I first got the gavel...
3zy: nobody blinked
C_As_Jason_Lee:
J-j-j-j-enny and the bets
jenny6664: not a gavel
. . . . . it's a 'hammer'
3zy: Anyway, I think
EVERYBODY who's been a mod has booted him at least once
C_As_Jason_Lee: I think
everyone that's been a mod has booted me at least a half dozen times
(C_As_Jason_Lee becomes WhippingBoy)
3zy: NP: Allman
Brothers "Whipping Post"
jenny6664: i guess it's
true . . . . there is no point to this chat!
WhippingBoy: sorry we
don't talk about Battle Bots for hours every night
3zy: We believe in truth
in advertising
jenny6664: what are
battle bots?
WhippingBoy: Anybody
need some support for their fibromyalgia?
WhippingBoy: or
hepatitis C?
jenny6664: is this some
sort of health room?
MRPORKY: not at all
MRPORKY: just chaz being
a cockface
WhippingBoy: mental
health
jenny6664: sounds like
it
3zy: We believe in
health, just not on the first date
WhippingBoy: or lack
there of it
jenny6664: i am really
getting very confused and lost in this discussion
MRPORKY: as are most
people when they first meet chaz
WhippingBoy: wait until
Jet gets here and we get started on Closers
3zy: Yeah, we need
footnotes for this chat sometimes
jenny6664: and
interpreters, obviously
WhippingBoy: I had
somebody in classs tell me I'm the "Most Random Person he's ever met"
Y2JMark79: Footnote 1:
Chaz is INSANE
WhippingBoy: Footnote
2: Repeate Footnote 1
3zy: Footnote 3: There
is NO
3zy: Footnote 3
jenny6664: you sure he
didn't mean 'randy' ?
WhippingBoy: Footnote
4: DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
Y2JMark79: Footnote 5:
Don't mess with Texas
MRPORKY: who's randy?
WhippingBoy: no, I'd
remember, because my name is not Randy
Y2JMark79: Footnote 6:
Don't EVER mess with Texas
Y2JMark79: Footnote 7:
KILL WHITEY
jenny6664: hmmm, you
might check our dictionary
WhippingBoy: Footnote 8:
FLIP YOU YOU FLIPPIN DOUCHE
3zy: *TOPIC at 7/25/2003
11:53:22 PM* Footnote 8: Topics are for Sissies
3zy: awwwwww....
3zy: we have a
scholarly difference, I see...
WhippingBoy: mine can
be 8.1a
jenny6664: so since
you, 3zy, have a hammer, you decide on the topic?
WhippingBoy: you can
have 8.0a
3zy: I take my text
from the Notre Dame edition of the chat....
WhippingBoy: neat how
that works, huh?
3zy: Well, among other
things...
WhippingBoy: Jenny,
A/S/L?
MRPORKY: i bet jenny's
a guy
MRPORKY: jenny is a
man's name
WhippingBoy: I bet
Y2JMark79: I bet Jenny's
a MAN BABY
WhippingBoy: 13/F/ UR
ROOM
jenny6664: 23(soon to be
24) obviously F; NY
trishy: *JOIN* Entered room.
MRPORKY: where in NY?
WhippingBoy: Oh MAN
WhippingBoy: you're
from NY!
WhippingBoy: Do you
know Tanvir Raquib?
Y2JMark79: Good lord
she IS from the Block
jenny6664: oh yes . . .
. . . what kind of guys do you know?????????????
jenny6664: brooklyn
Y2JMark79: That deaf,
dumb, and blind Chaz sure plays a mean pinball
MRPORKY: where in
brooklyn?
WhippingBoy: You and
Tanvir should hook up
WhippingBoy: have some
secks
MRPORKY: i know entirely
too many people from brooklyn
jenny6664: no i don't
know tanvir raquib; but i once talked to boutros boutros galli
Y2JMark79: I know if
Doom was here right now
trishy: *PART* Left room.
Y2JMark79: The first
thing he'd say is DOOM UP TO BROOKLYN
MRPORKY: he's not DEAD
WhippingBoy: Jenny, you
need to have secks with Tanvir
WhippingBoy: he's good
people.
MRPORKY: he's
just...lost
jenny6664: fortunately,
i haven't lived here that long
WhippingBoy: and he
needs the secks
jenny6664: then maybe
you can find him someone
WhippingBoy: and if you
know anybody in Nevada, hook me up
WhippingBoy: I did find
him someone!
WhippingBoy: Her name is
Jenny
WhippingBoy: Apparently
she's from the block, despite not knowing it
Y2JMark79: She refuses
to be fooled by rock size
jenny6664: ok, as long
as it is the one without 6664 following her name
Y2JMark79: She's just
too smart
Janey271: whoa there
jenny
MRPORKY: calm down
janey
Janey271: this is my
territory
WhippingBoy: UH OH
WhippingBoy: CAT FIGHT!
Y2JMark79: CATFIGHT
jenny6664: you are
welcome janey . . . . . not trying to push in
Y2JMark79:
CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
WhippingBoy: ROWR
WhippingBoy: TASTES
GREAT
WhippingBoy: LESS
FILLING
Janey271: jenny... are
you stepping to me?
MRPORKY: here's hoping
they make out afterwards
WhippingBoy: TASTES
GREAT
WhippingBoy: LESS
FILLING
Y2JMark79: I hope one
rips the other one's top off and we see some titties floppin around
jenny6664: what does
that mean janey?
WhippingBoy: She said,
you wanna be startin somethin
Janey271: oh man... now
you're testing me
WhippingBoy: you got to
be startin somethin
MRPORKY: janey, no
WhippingBoy: too high to
get over
Janey271: you're on
thin ice girly!
Y2JMark79: She's all UH
UH NO YOU DID'T
MRPORKY: your parole
officer is right here
jenny6664: not in the
least . . . . . not that important
WhippingBoy: to low to
get under
WhippingBoy: you stuck
in the middle
Janey271: what the hell
is that supposed to mean!?
Janey271: YOU THINK
YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME
jenny6664: believe me
janey, i am no oproblem . . . . . . . the territory is ALL yours
Y2JMark79: She said YOU
UGLY
Y2JMark79: I heard it
WhippingBoy: Jenny,
don't make eye contact
MRPORKY: JANEY, YOU'LL
GO BACK TO GIRL JAIL IF YOU DO THIS
Y2JMark79: She called
you ANNA NICOLE UGLY
Janey271: oh bitch
Janey271: you don't
wanna mess with me
WhippingBoy: GIRL JAIL
WHERE THEY HAVE PILLOW FIGHTS EVERY NIGHT!
WhippingBoy: GO JANEY GO
MRPORKY: no, but we
won't get to see that!
jenny6664: haven't the
faintest desire to mess with you janey . . . . honest
WhippingBoy: you just
have to pay for the members area is all
3zy: oh man...
Janey271: THAT'S IT
MRPORKY: i'm poor. i
can't
Janey271: YOU'VE DONE
IT NOW
3zy: Chaz will get you
the password
3zy: he's good about
those things
MRPORKY: YOU'VE MADE
HER ANGRY
WhippingBoy: Just d/l it
off Kazaa
Y2JMark79 throws out the
inflatable pool full of caramel
Janey271: LET'S GO
BITCH
WhippingBoy: and hope
the RIAA doesn't shoot you
Janey271: YOU AND ME
Y2JMark79: I found you
guys a palce to fight
WhippingBoy: ITS ON
jenny6664: would you
please pass that by me in english?
WhippingBoy: SHE CALLIN
YOU A HO
Y2JMark79 puts whipped cream
in the caramel pool
WhippingBoy: ARE YOU
GONNA TAKE THAT JANEY?
Janey271: oh shit, now
you gonna talk about my heritage?
MRPORKY: JANEY, SHE SAID
YOU HAD SEX WITH CHAZ
Janey271: like you so
much better cause you white?
WhippingBoy: oooooooooh
Y2JMark79:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAG
jenny6664: hey i don't
even know who chaz is, and if janey wants to, she can do what she likes
Janey271: bitch you did
not just go there
WORLDWIDER: the only
nigga janey is fucking is me
WhippingBoy: Chaz is a
piece of shit
Janey271: don't you be
talkin bout my momma
WORLDWIDER: hahaha
jenny6664:
congratulations world
Janey271: BITCH
WORLDWIDER: show her
that booty
Janey271: don't be
messing with my man
Janey271: don't you be
talkin to him
WhippingBoy: JANEY
Janey271: did I say you
could talk to him?
Janey271: NO
Y2JMark79: It's not her
fault
WhippingBoy: She just
called you a crack whore
Y2JMark79: She wants
Bengali HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
WhippingBoy: Are you
gonna take that?
jenny6664: which one
would that be janey . . . . . you've got me confused . . . . there seem
to be several
MRPORKY: i saw her
giving him the once over. she was undressing him with her eyes
Janey271: STEP OFF
WORLDWIDER: ho11a
Janey271: don't get
smart with me ho
(WhippingBoy is now jenny6646)
jenny6646: Janey, you
suck
Y2JMark79: Oh, she
called you a WHORE
MRPORKY: oh man, new
dream video~~~~~~~
(jenny6646 is now jenny66664)
jenny66664: Janey is a slut
MRPORKY: the red headed
ho~~~~~~~
jenny6664: this is
really fun . . . . . i don't even have to talk!!!!!
MRPORKY: nope
Janey271: yeah, you best
not talk bitch
(jenny66664 becomes MellowYellow...I think...)
MellowYellow: Janey, just put the shank down
Y2JMark79: Look at those
hos scratch it out over who gets to knock the boots with Tanvir
jenny6664: they are all
yours, janey . . . . have fun
MellowYellow: we can do
this ass kicking fair and square
Janey271: bitch, I told
you not to talk
jenny6664: *PART* Left room.
MellowYellow: oooooooh
Y2JMark79: Uh oh
Y2JMark79: She gonna get
her girls
Janey271: ... too much?
3zy: That was
fascinating
MellowYellow: BRAVO!
MellowYellow:
FAN-TAS-TIC
MRPORKY: at the same
time she left the chat, my friend pete left AIM. coincidencE?
MellowYellow: ****1/2
Y2JMark79: I hope so
Y2JMark79: Otherwise
your friend's got some issues