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Shooting Your Age
Date: 8/15/06

3zy sez: What kind of half-assed drinking/wrestling/sports Internet community would this be if we left out the drinking stories?  For once, I'm editing for readability, since this story rolls better without all the side business you usually find in this ridiculous section.

DRUMMAJORMAN: *LOG at 8/15/2006* Topic: Gerald Ford hospitalized: wolves being sought for questioning

DRUMMAJORMAN: I'm still proud of my Feb 14 feat this year
DRUMMAJORMAN: That was a proud moment in drinking history
SonnyChiba: you drank your weight, didn't you
DRUMMAJORMAN: soooooo funny
DRUMMAJORMAN: On Feb 14, 2006
DRUMMAJORMAN: here's what I did
DRUMMAJORMAN: it was poker night
DRUMMAJORMAN: and I told everyone when they got in my grand plan
DRUMMAJORMAN: I had in my possession shot glasses
DRUMMAJORMAN: and a JUG of 70-proof orange vodka 
DRUMMAJORMAN: And I was determined to shoot my age.
DRUMMAJORMAN: And so while playing poker, I proceeded upon my Herculean task
DRUMMAJORMAN: when I got to 15, they voiced concern
DRUMMAJORMAN: at 20, they BEGGED me to stop
DRUMMAJORMAN: But I even surpassed my goal
DRUMMAJORMAN: and did THIRTY fucking shots of vodka STRAIGHT
DRUMMAJORMAN: AND
DRUMMAJORMAN: when everyone left, I jumped on this chat
DRUMMAJORMAN: and I think Chaz determined that I really should have been dead
DRUMMAJORMAN: but the joke is on him, I WASN'T DEAD
SonnyChiba: you probably should have been
DRUMMAJORMAN: 30 shots of 70-proof vodka.
SonnyChiba: that's 2100 proof!
SonnyChiba: well, not really
DRUMMAJORMAN: 1 shot = 45ml of liquid
DRUMMAJORMAN: 70 proof = 35% alcohol by volume
SonnyChiba: good lord
SonnyChiba: you should just start drinking grain alcohol
DRUMMAJORMAN: It was EPIC
Mesopsyclone: Man, it sounds like it
Mesopsyclone: I've done that before, but never 30 back-to-back
DRUMMAJORMAN: They were all no-chaser
DRUMMAJORMAN: I think I had a can of Sprite after 20
DRUMMAJORMAN: It was truly
DRUMMAJORMAN: a great moment in binge drinking history
DRUMMAJORMAN: I fully expect to contract liver and/or bladder cancer later on.
DRUMMAJORMAN: But seriously, I don't even think Doom can top that shit
SonnyChiba: we'll send you some booze to ease the pain
DRUMMAJORMAN: 30 fucking shots.
DRUMMAJORMAN: And the punchline
DRUMMAJORMAN: I'm pretty sure I ended up like +$5 on the night in poker
EasyEW: That story's a keeper
DRUMMAJORMAN: yes it is