3zy's note: It just wouldn't be Turkey Day if Doom didn't try to make my head explode.  It's a holiday tradition, like our version of "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus."  Shameful, really, that the more I struggle to not leave any loopholes, the worse things get.

3zy:  Always one meal
Ska:  time will tell wheter I actually stay awake for it
3zy:  and one meal ONLY on Thanksgiving
Doom:  But Easy, Nate said you guys start at 6am and finish at 8pm.
3zy:  Nate says a lot of things...
Doom:  That damn Nate.
3zy:  It's more like 2-3pm, if anything
Doom:  Tentacles popping out at the most inoppurtune moments.
3zy:  or 1-2
Ska:  I'm gonna get wings from Hooters
3zy:  and okay, a snack tray at 11-12
Doom:  So you start at 1am and stop at 2pm?
3zy:  ONE PM
3zy:  on Thursday
3zy:  Until TWO PM on Thursday
Doom:  I believe ya.
WORLDWIDER:  NP: Cam'ron - Yeo
3zy:  and to further clarify
Doom:  Thursday of the following week?
3zy:  because you guys are shitkickers tonight
Ska:  I hope Hooters is open on Thanksgiving
Doom:  Can folks with tentacles even get into Hooters?
3zy:  1:00pm Eastern Standard Time on November 27th, 2003 until 2:00pm Eastern Standard Time on November 27th, 2003
Doom:  Is your head ready to explode yet?
3zy:  and no, it's not fed to us on a continuous conveyor belt...
3zy:  we DO pause to chew our food...
Doom:  1 or twice a minute?
3zy:  nothing is swallowed whole
Doom:  Do you have those chess timers for the start of each new plate?
3zy:  we do NOT mash up 15-20 things in a blender and dump it down
3zy:  we DO NOT SPEED EAT
3zy:  Nothing occurs that would require a trip to the emergency room or the Heimlich manouver...
FireThunder:  Good grief, the pizza I had tonight is making me sick.
FireThunder:  Course, that benefits me for tomorrow.
3zy:  We do NOT skeletize the turkey in one sitting.
Ska:  Mmm... skeletonized turkey.
FireThunder:  You don't? What kind of pussy family do you have?
Doom:  hahahahahaha
FireThunder:  That bird is nothing but bones by the time we're done.
3zy:  We do NOT have gallon buckets of gravy, from which we dip in our "skimmin' cups"
FireThunder:  Chat loggation?
Doom:  Kinda defensive bout this, kiddo.
Doom:  Been on
FireThunder:  Because this may be the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time.
Ska:  Yep, it's being logged
Ska:  we've trained 3zy well
3zy:  We do NOT breed giant mutant birds that weigh as much as a Volvo and have to be roasted in an iron foundry.
FireThunder:  NP: Avenged Sevenfold "Eternal Rest"
Ska:  I want some deep-fried turkey
Doom:  I bet the next thing Easy says is that NO ambulance is kept running in their driveway.
FireThunder:  I just want some turkey and stuffing, and a football game.
FireThunder:  Easy doesn't have 911 on speed dial?
Ska:  I'm having wings and beer with my football
El_____as_in__The_: *JOIN* Entered room.
Doom:  Hey Chris
Gates:  Heya, Doom. . .
3zy:  Oh, and if you were wondering, there ARE a minimum of two pies, but they are of regulation size.
3zy:  Hi Chris
Gates:  Heya, 3zy. . .
Ska:  'sup Chris
Gates:  Howdy, Ska. . .
Doom:  Then Easy is gonna say that they do NOT have a fully functioning stomach pump at the dinner table.
FireThunder:  GATES
Gates:  Say, are there any sort of strings attached to this gambling thing you put in the aPa forum?
Gates:  NATE
3zy:  That is utterly untrue, old man
Ska:  No.
Ska:  You put up nothing.
Doom:  Now I am confused.
Doom:  so I need me a smoke.
3zy:  And our water bill does not go up from all the toilet flushing after we "make room for more"
Gates:  Hmmmm. . .
FireThunder:  Easy's family has only two pies.... one is an apple-cherry-pumpkin-plum pie, and the other is a merangue-french silk-banana cream-rhubarb pie.
3zy:  Okay, just cut that out...
Gates:  I might have to get in on that. . .I'll probably be totally lost, but hey, it ain't my money. . .
Ska:  This is how I made $550 a few weeks ago, Gates
Ska:  yep, risk-free
FireThunder:  I'm thinking about doing it, too. Just to do something.
FireThunder:  After winning the Super Bowl on Madden 2004, there's just not many more frontiers left to conquer.
3zy:  And if you were wondering, we drink tea or soda...
Ska:  No, you drink POP
FireThunder:  Not big glasses of Alka Seltzer?
3zy:  Not the grease from the bottom of the pan...
3zy:  AND NOT BIG GLASSES OF ALKA SELTZER
3zy:  And there is a pan of dressing, half plain, half oyster...
3zy:  Not half Spam and half Velveeta
Ska:  I bet lard figures prominently
3zy:  butter, not lard
3zy:  and not unrendered pork fat
Gates:  I'm still pissed off at my XBox Action Replay not working to get me the updated Madden/NCAA 2004 rosters, and I'll be damned if I sit there and adjust everything myself. . .
3zy:  and definitely NOT the liposuction tub from last year
3zy:  because that would be incredibly WRONG
3zy:  and less flavorful
FireThunder:  Emeril uses Essence... Easy uses bacon fat.
Gates:  BAM!
FireThunder:  And I think I broke the chat.
Doom:  Next thing Easy is gonna tell us that the family DOESN'T have beds reserved at coronary clinic for the night.
trishy: *JOIN* Entered room.
3zy:  I'm not going there...my granddad had a bypass a few years back....very scary
Gates:  Okay. . .poker newbie question time. . .what constitutes a "big bet?"
Ska:  When playing limit, it's the size of the bet after the turn
Doom:  I did not know, sorry.
trishy: *PART* Left room.
trishy: *JOIN* Entered room.
trishy: *PART* Left room.
Gates:  Oh. . .so with the $.50/$1 tables, if you bet $1 after the turn, that's a big bet?
Ska:  For instance, if playing $1/$2 limit, a bet is $1 before the turn, $2 after
Ska:  You got it
3zy:  I never told ya, so no worries
Gates:  Oh, I see. . .
Ska:  And in limit, the most you can bet is 4 bets per round
Doom:  So Easy, do you rolls or do you just use loaves of bread as rolls?
3zy:  It's regular rolls...
FireThunder:  NP: Uematsu, Nakano, and Hamauzu "Otherworld"
3zy:  Not cabbage rolls
3zy:  Not sausage rolls
Gates:  I think I'm working the 2nd and 3rd, though. . .hmmmm, what to do. . .
3zy:  not JELLY ROLLS
3zy:  and there will be a casserole
3zy:  Probably a green bean or squash casserole
FireThunder:  SHRIMP ROLLS~~~~~~~~~~~
3zy:  Not a CASSEROLE CASSEROLE
Doom:  No morning trip for 8 dozen glazed doughnuts?
3zy:  which would be a casserole on top of two other casseroles
3zy:  not in the morning, no.
Hottie3136: *JOIN* Entered room.
Gates:  I'm sure that Krispy Kreme is open on Thanksgiving. . .they're open every other damn time I drive past there. :)
Doom:  So that would just be the evening snack?
Hottie3136:  HI
Doom:  Hiya Hottie
Hottie3136:  HI
Hottie3136:  WHAT YALL TALKING ABOUT
3zy:  Only if we can manage...
Ska:  THE WONDERS OF THE CAPS LOCK KEY
ASK_KEEPER: *JOIN* Entered room.
Ska:  'sup keeper
FireThunder:  Welcome to Ignoresville: Population you.
FireThunder:  Hey Keeper.
Doom:  KEEPER
ASK_KEEPER:  `ey
Doom:  sup
Hottie3136:  what yall talking about
FireThunder:  So, Easy could ostensibly stuff his turkey with Krispy Kremes?
ASK_KEEPER:  Not much. Trying to learn about football.
3zy:  Actually, I don't think we usually stuff our turkey...
Ska:  You should be trying to learn about poker.
Doom:  We are wondering if Easy's thanksgiving dinner will shift the earths rotation.
Ska:  Much more profitable
Hottie3136: *PART* Left room.
FireThunder:  You shouldn't stuff your turkey... that's what they said on Good Eats.
ASK_KEEPER:  Actually, I'm getting paid to learn about football. Kinda.
FireThunder:  Man, I LOVE the ignore function in chat.
3zy:  I think my mother cooks it upside down so that the juices stay in the breast
ASK_KEEPER:  Huh huh... juicy breast.
Gates:  I'm actually trying to learn about rugby. . .it actually starting to not look like the prison riot scene in "Natural Born Killers" at this point. . .
Ska:  You want fun, learn about cricket
3zy:  What else was there...?
EdwardKnoxII: *JOIN* Entered room.
Ska:  HOLY SHIT ED LIVES
3zy:  Oh yes, I'm sure they'll have cheese and triscuits.
EdwardKnoxII:  Hey all
3zy:  HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP