| Doom: | *LOG at 7/25/2003 8:08:48 PM* Topic: Ska ain't here and neither is the Gold Bond |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Hey Doom |
| Doom: | *MSG* How are you on this fine afternoon? |
| CAPTAIN_Easy_To_You: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Doom: | *MSG* EASY |
| Doom: | *MSG* wooooooooooooooooo |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I'd say last night was a qualified success... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* sup |
| Doom: | *MSG* What happened? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I managed to draw an "ewwwwww" out of Tan when I explained how we came up with the Poonani Apocalypse last week... |
| Doom: | *MSG* ahhhhh |
| Doom: | *MSG* When is the next installment due? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Well, I'm actually going to start a casting call thread... |
| Doom: | *MSG* ? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* there's confusion on who's who |
| 3zy: | *MSG* because if we're going to do this with "real" actors, I need their voices in my head.... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* like I totally think you're a Johnny cash |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* but you said Deniro |
| Doom: | *MSG* ACTION says "I'm Johnny Cash" |
| Doom: | *MSG* He started writing it. |
| Doom: | *MSG* I ain't gonna complain. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I've also decided to make Phillip Seymour Hoffman Ska and take a fat version of Buscemi for my character... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Well okay, but you're not the only one who's had 3 or 4 actor names bandied about |
| JTTS: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| Doom: | *MSG* CHAZ |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Look, it's Jason Lee! |
| Doom: | *MSG* ACTION slaps Chaz before he can turn into Kobe again |
| Doom: | *MSG* HA |
| 3zy: | *MSG* People recommended Lewis Black for me, although that's only ONE facet of my shattered psyche |
| Michelle_Branch: | *MSG* I just think that we should have celebs in chat as often as possible |
| Doom: | *MSG* uh huh |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* well Lewis is capable of being normal |
| Michelle_Branch: | *MSG* GOOOOODBYE TO YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
| Michelle_Branch: | *MSG* GOODBYE TO EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIING THAT I KNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
| Doom: | *MSG* ACTION shoots Michelle |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* he's just funnier when he's pissed |
| Doom: | *MSG* several times |
| 3zy: | *MSG* anyway, this'll be a good excuse to catch up on my movie viewing |
| Doom: | *MSG* In da head |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I've probably seen Buscemi in more things than anybody we've listed, actually. |
| Doom: | *MSG* mk |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* That's because he's an indy movie god. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I might just cut to another scene of Chaz on the run to pad out the experience... |
| Doom: | *MSG* Chaz is offically insane and off his thorazine. |
| Doom: | *MSG* And I need a smoke |
| Amanda_Peet: | *MSG* can it involve me running out of a farmer's house with my pants around my ankles while the farmer yells about warning me not to touch his daughters? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Have him being cahsed by a hallicionatary cactus |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* chased* |
| Amanda_Peet: | *MSG* compromise, his daughters cactus |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* haha |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* Did you guys see that I'm trying to convince Beth Frost to take me back? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The hell? |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* I'm hoping she's like Sting. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Back into IoP? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Man, I hope that's what he means |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Or back into hir wonderland of whimsey |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* and will let me stab [approrpriate pronoun] in the back repeatedly |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* I want in IoP and the other neato forum they have |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* that I never got an invite to |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* that's what really broke the camel's back |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* that and being demodded |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* and boredom |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* don't forget the boredom |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* Snow and Janey had a bet going for if he could get into IHOP |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* did he ever pull that off? |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* I think I should get double what his reward was |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* well, under the Stacy Keibler account he did... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I find it amusing that Aaron Marco closed down his forum and shut Snow out of being a mod there |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* be back later |
| SonnyChiba: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Okay, the third part is coming, honestly... |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* WHEN |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Before 10 o'clock ET |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I'm working off the top of my head... |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* OH SNAP |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* The Our Oasis forum I never got invited to? |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* Its Boffo's secret Forum |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* AND THEY HAVE A "CONFIDENTIALITY CLAUSE" |
| 3zy: | *MSG* awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahahaha |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* FIRST RULE OF OUR OASIS IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT OUR OASIS |
| mariazstuff: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| mariazstuff: | *PART* Left room. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Whatever happened to Aaron Marco? |
| Doom: | *MSG* Did he go in with them? |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* No, I think he got hit by a drunk driver |
| SonnyChiba: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Wb Raven |
| Doom: | *MSG* Chaz, hahahaha |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* 'lo |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Marco disappeared from the face of the earth when HIS forum dissolved |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I haven't even seen his old AIM SN once |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* well he said he was taking a break from the net period |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* and he's actually been true to his word |
| WORLDWIDER: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| Doom: | *MSG* TANVIR |
| Doom: | *MSG* wooooooooooooo |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* HIS NAME IS BOB |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* I ate out with people from work |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* wait, no. |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* sup ra kweeb |
| 3zy: | *MSG* TANNNNNNVIR |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* Send him an email with an embedded picture, and then we can see if he looks at the email |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* cuz this girl was leaving |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* HI |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i ate sticky wings from BBQ's |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* and 1 heineken |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* soul food~~~ |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* WERD |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* shit was dope |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* Soul Food? In NYC? |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* dubious |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* np Motorhead "Overkill" |
| Doom: | *MSG* http://www.dosimplethingswell.com/images/badjob.jpg |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* URL pop that |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* I want to see it, but I'm lazy |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* better yet, post it on the board |
| Doom: | *MSG* Posted. |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* :D |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Tan when are you quitting your gay job |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* haha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* five weeks |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* don't tell anyone |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* no one knows. |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* where a pimp hat with your pimp shirt on the last day! |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* wear* |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hmmm |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* good idea |
| Doom: | *MSG* She wants me for mah pimp juice. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i'll think about it |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* www.pimphats.com |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* haha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* AWWWWWWW SHIT |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* did you find a suitable hat? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* man those hats look too silly to wear |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* besides i dont really wanna tell people |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* wear the pimp shirt though |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* also, get a tribal tattoo on your face |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* then talk with a lisp and in a high pitch |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* and rape Ms. Black America |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* NP: David Banner and Lil Flip - Get Down (Like a Pimp) |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* np Arch Enemy "Bury Me An Angel" |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Oh yeah, the next installment is gonna be one of those rambling Tarantino scenes, only with literature... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* fair warning... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* are you gonna try to stick a biblical thing in there like Pulp Fiction |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Nah, this is just one of those rambling personality-revealing things with a really nice payoff at the end (at least I think)... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* ABout Ska I assume |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* np Sonata Artica "The Cage" |
| 3zy: | *MSG* It's gonna be a surprise.... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i hate girls. |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* and they hate you? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i dont know |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* they fucking annoy me |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* What you need is some sweaty sex with Janeane Garofalo |
| imager7753: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| imager7753: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and then she'll run you off at 2 like a bartender at closing time.... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* she's so adorable |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I think everyone here would do her...although some have said Chaz would do Roseanna if she offered |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* wow...listen to what she thought of The Truth about Cats And Dogs |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i feel like playing an appropriate song tonight |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* : I think it's soft and corny, and the soundtrack makes you want to puke, and everybody's dressed in Banana Republic clothing. The original script and the original intent was very different than what it wound up being when it became a studio commercial film. It was originally supposed to be a small-budget independent film where there would be much more complexity to all the characters, and Abb... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Abby and the guy don't wind up together at the end. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* NP: Dr. Dre "Bitches Ain't Shit" |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* haha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* this song rules |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* np Lacuna Coil "Heaven's Lie" |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* I would not do Roseanne |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* NO FAT CHICKS |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* okay, the chick who played her sister then |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* too skanky |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* I swear I have standards |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* ugh |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* they just aren't very high |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* okay, Tan's mom |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* don't know her |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* has that ever stopped you |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Tanvir you should write an article decrying bitches at tcf.com |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahahaha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* SOME DAY |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* "Poonani, I strike at thee!" |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I might be back later |
| SonnyChiba: | *PART* Left room. |
| Doom: | *MSG* mk |
| Doom: | *MSG* Dinner was a turkey meatloaf with a baked potato and veggies. |
| Doom: | *MSG* http://limelight-photography.com/gebhardt/images/074.jpg |
| 3zy: | *MSG* OKAY |
| 3zy: | *MSG* SCENE THREE IS UP |
| 3zy: | *MSG* And 3zy is now played by Buscemi |
| Doom: | *SHOWURL* http://limelight-photography.com/gebhardt/images/146.jpg |
| Doom: | *MSG* BUTCH |
| Doom: | *MSG* ROSSER |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The hell you say |
| 3zy: | *MSG* This is a picture from the wedding? |
| Doom: | *MSG* That is Butch. At the wedding. |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* HAHAHAHAHA |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* YES YES YES |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* awesome |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Wuzzat? |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* FROST |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I thought that was the best way to make the transition |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Glad to see ya liked it... |
| Doom: | *MSG* Nice one, Easy. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I was hoping I didn't overplay the dialogue part... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* It fits the style and it fits me, sort of... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* np: dr. dre - stranded on death row |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Have to tip off Sonny when he comes back in that the new installment's up... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* He's SUCH a booster |
| Doom: | *MSG* heh |
| Doom: | *MSG* Took my mom to the doctor this morning. She starts her radiation treatments on tuesday. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Should be the first week of september before I can start looking for fulltime work in earnest. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i swear, the chronic is the greatest album ever |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Mercy |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* doom, good luck |
| 3zy: | *MSG* fingers crossed |
| 3zy: | *MSG* toes too |
| Doom: | *MSG* Yeah, the doctor told her that the treatments start small and get progressively worse. I DON'T EVER WANT TO GET OLD. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* np: Dr. Dre ft. Devin the Dude, Snoop Dogg "Fuck You" |
| Doom: | *MSG* Gawd, I got so drunk off of 3 drinks weds. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* damn dude |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i got drunk off 2/3 of OE on monday |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* a 40 oz. |
| Doom: | *MSG* The glass holds a ton. Not like my old glass. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Prolly a 24 ozer. |
| Doom: | *MSG* My old one was a 16 ozer. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* :::cricket noises::: |
| Doom: | *MSG* Everyone talks about how it has been out here in Ramona. |
| Doom: | *MSG* I wear long pants and a polo shirt all the time and never sweat. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* hmmm |
| 3zy: | *MSG* That's good |
| Doom: | *MSG* No humidity makes for less sweating. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I always wear long pants whether I sweat or not, but that' s because I've got pale, flabby legs. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* So it's a HOT HEAT |
| Doom: | *MSG* But a dry one. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* yeah, I know of what you speak |
| Doom: | *MSG* Ain't it great to see Ska finally doing something? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Really |
| Doom: | *MSG* He has to come to terms with things and just stay focused. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* To act on a notion and shit... |
| Doom: | *MSG* When I was in my 20's, it was all about work and pussy. |
| Doom: | *MSG* No work, no pussy. |
| Doom: | *MSG* But he went down and said fuck it. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Sometimes you have to. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Get the hell away from what you feel is dragging you down. |
| Doom: | *MSG* smoke time |
| Doom: | *MSG* Gonna go watch a flick with mom. Everyone have a good evening. |
| Doom: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* awwwwww |
| 3zy: | *MSG* OUR CHAT CANNOT DIE YET |
| 3zy: | *MSG* There CAN"T be this many people getting action tonight! |
| 3zy: | *MSG* It'll screw up our group dynamic! |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* :( |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ahhhhhh CHIPS |
| 3zy: | *MSG* sour cream and onion...an evergreen favorite |
| Old_Dog_Jack_49: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| Old_Dog_Jack_49: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* awwwwwwww |
| SonnyChiba: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* CHIBISONNY |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The new scene is up |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I'm reading the evil puns first |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I love a bad pun |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I hate my girlfriend's new job already |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I think the "evil puns" chat is a classic |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Some might disagree, of course |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I enjoyed it more because I wasn't there. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* hahaha |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I got to laugh at everyone's pain |
| 3zy: | *MSG* It started with "loathes and fisches" and went downhill from there... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I liked it when you drew a bath |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* that was Bugs Bunny like of you |
| 3zy: | *MSG* And it was all spontaneous...no preplanning at all |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Oh god |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* that ending |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* taht ending is evil, good sir. |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* that* |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The pun ending, or the Poonani ending? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* poonani |
| 3zy: | *MSG* You KNEW it would come to that at some point.... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* You just HAD to |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and keep in mind, we've still barely started |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I was hoping for the cactus, actually |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* but that'll do |
| 3zy: | *MSG* It got a rise out of Chaz anyway.... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* what'd he say |
| 3zy: | *MSG* FROST |
| 3zy: | *MSG* BUAHAHAHAHAH |
| 3zy: | *MSG* YES YES YES |
| 3zy: | *MSG* like that |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* ah |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* something like that |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I think the Doom 'n' me scene was a nice character piece... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* so is the chick gonna be some Hollywood ho |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I do too |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I'm not tellin' yet... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* it felt like something from a movie |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and I agree it tracks better with me as Steve B instead of PSH |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Steve B as me, that is. |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* yeah |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i just had an awkward IM convo with the lesbian that my friend is in love with |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* they stopped talking |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Aw man... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* and now she is asking me all this bullshit |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i was like i am not gonna tell you where my friend is right now |
| 3zy: | *MSG* So after the time he bolted from the cab, they still kept up the lines of communication... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* and she tells me she isn't a heartless bitch yadda yadda yadda |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i guess so |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hey, she shoulda known he loved her |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* she hasn't seen chasing amy, I guess |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I mean, he always knew she was into chicks, didn't he? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* me neither |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* yeah... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* he's a fucking sucker. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* It's not really all on her, although you're definitely doing the good friend thing by sticking by him. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* the one thing i told her was his cell phone is disconnected |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ah... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* its a waste of time for her to call him |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Tan is good people when he's not being incredibly politically incorrect for laughs |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* oh no doubt |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Oh yeah |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I have no doubt of that |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* in the end of things, i'm loyal to my brothers. |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* aPa Represent |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* no doubt |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* and she thinks i hate her and whatever |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i told her i had no opinion about her |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I'm intrested to see how you write Tan into the movie, 3zy. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* but i'm gonna be loyal to my friends |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* and if my friend doesn't want you to know about where he is |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Smart thinkin' |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* that way |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* then i'm not gonna tell her |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* straight up |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* you can club her with a lead pipe if your friend asks you to |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* she'll NEVER SEE IT COMING |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* eh, i think he still has those feelings |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* he should just find some good lesbian porn or something |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* 'that's as close as he's gonna get |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* he hates the notion of homosexuality |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* unless she suddenyl enjoys the high hard one all the sudden |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* he's pretty conservative |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* yet he hangs out with me |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* but...he...loves....her? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* I don't get it. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* He probably HAS seen Chasing Amy |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Me neither. My head hurts. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Maybe he thinks his dick is the key to a world of MEN MEN MEN for her. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* "you'll never go back once you've had me"...like that... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* you said Samuel L Jackson, right, Tan? |
| Janey271: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* huh? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* my friend is still a virgin |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* all my friends are fucking virgins |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Oh... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* for the movie thing 3zy is doing |
| Janey271: | *MSG* sup |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* oh? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* man, make me Scott Baio |
| 3zy: | *MSG* well, we could use "dick" in the metaphoric sense... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* HIYA JANEY |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* hahaha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i look more like Chachi than Samuel |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Some folks were thinking of that guy in Office Space... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* for me? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* haha |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Janey Loves Chachi |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* fuck y'all |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The one who freaked out over the copying machine... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* yes i know him |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* he's been in other movies |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* and preceeded to kill it dead |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* like this indian movie "American Desi" |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i think. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Oddly enough, Office Space is coming on Comedy Central again Monday... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* office space is a classic. |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* our comedy channel has picked up Tough Crowd, 3zy |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I had an insane night last night |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Nice, Sonny |
| 3zy: | *MSG* You missed the worst of it, cos it's really starting to hit a groove now |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Wha hoppen, Janey? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* np: killer mike - a.d.i.d.a.s. |
| Janey271: | *MSG* gay club |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* janey |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* we are not going to know fag grounds |
| Janey271: | *MSG* tes? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* hahaha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i will paint your nails |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* and have sex with you repeatedly |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* so here's the thing..is it like a roundtable show? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* but that's IT |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Yeah, I think it's kinda like PI before Bill Maher started taking himself seriously... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* bill maher thinks he's fucking god now |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* because there was like a preview for it |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* it gets rather aggravating after 5 minutes |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and all comedians |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* and Colin Quinn mocked the Hussein brothers |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* haha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* the gay comedian is very gay |
| 3zy: | *MSG* oh yeah Janey, we got the latest scene of the movie up... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* and then it went to some shitty goverment grant funded cartoon about a dude who takes odd jobs as a guise for being a seceret aganet |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* it's ass |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* easy just send me a file of the whole fucking movie concept or whatever |
| Janey271: | *MSG* oh? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* it's on the MB |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i refuse to wade through a million fucking posts |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* it's like 3 posts long |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* nah, posts suck |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i like continuity |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* NO SCROLLING |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* and yet you own a MB..hmmmm |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ewwwww, that could be a problem, since I'm kinda winging it as I go... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* oh BOO |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I have a general idea of where it's going, but the details come up as the come... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* and ideas get thrown out all the time |
| 3zy: | *MSG* at some point, I'll make it a whole file for the threadapa.com |
| 3zy: | *MSG* It's really cookin' |
| Janey271: | *MSG* what are we talking about? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Aaron Marco should make a guest appearance |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* okay im reading it |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* yes aaron marco |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* the aPa movie |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* he can be our friend |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* then leave by making into a mysterious door in afghanistan |
| 3zy: | *MSG* We are talking about QUENTIN TARANTINO'S POONANI APOCALYPSE...a Thread aPa movie |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* walking |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* log this muhfucka |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Log has been on all night... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* we need to figure out who's gonna play you, though |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* good |
| 3zy: | *MSG* all week, even. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* scott baio with a tan? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* haha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* TONY SHALOUB |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* WHOA |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* that could work! |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* 3zy? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Okay, where would I know Tony Shaloub from? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* THE MOLE |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* ? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Monk |
| Janey271: | *MSG* WINGS |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Ahhhhhh...I KNOW THIS MAN |
| Janey271: | *MSG* haha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* me and janey are best buddies these days |
| 3zy: | *MSG* WINGS was my show back in the day |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* we're adjoined...AT THE HIP |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* I was gonan suggest Fez from That 70's Show, but Tan's is better |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* yes, tony shaloub is more ethnic looking |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Andrew Dice Clay as ScottC~~~~~ |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* ayyyyyyyyyy |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* THE FONZ |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* did Josh get casted? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hey |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* is the car a metaphor for the chat |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* ! |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* YES IT IS |
| 3zy: | *MSG* mmmmm, could be... |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* after 3zy is done we should send the script to Janeane Garofalo |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* or to frank stallone |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* yes |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Or to Lloyd Kaufman |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* he's a close 2nd! |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* Or to Quentin Tarrantino |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I can see the letter now.... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* "That's very interesting. Don't do it again. --QT" |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* then he co opts it |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* with Travolta playing Ska |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* thus ruining it |
| 3zy: | *MSG* heh |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* The wrestling reference was cute "We only get wrestling, hope you like it." |
| jbode: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Well, an aPa story without wrestling is like a Day without Doris |
| Y2JMark79: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* BUTCH |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* hey |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Where's Granpa? |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Butch, everyone's favorite angry minority. |
| jbode: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* He's watching a movie with his mum |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Awwwwwwwwwwww |
| 3zy: | *MSG* new scene in the aPa movie, BTW...I'm pimpin' this to everybody |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* So he's brutally murdering her and burying her in the desert, right? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* well, I'm assuming it's not Bollywood |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* bee our bee |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* nope, in the dessert |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* ICE CREAM GRANDMA |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* What's Bollywood? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The all-singing-all-dancing movies from India |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Oh |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Like I'm in love with lovely Johnny |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The first night of Bollywood month on TCM, I told Doom that they were running all night.... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* His mom got hooked and he has cursed me ever since |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* ACTION slips Easy a 20 |
| 3zy: | *MSG* You are too kind |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Keep up the good work |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Live to serve, monsieur |
| SonnyChiba: | *MSG* Night, People. Have a good sleep. |
| SonnyChiba: | *PART* Left room. |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Aw |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Damn chat is lame |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* SUMMER FRIDAYS INSIDE``````````````` |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Tonight has been too slow, yes |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Chaz! |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Dance! |
| 3zy: | *MSG* YEAH |
| 3zy: | *MSG* DANCE, MONKEYBOY CHAZ, DANCE! |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* DANCE |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* DO IT YOU FAT TUB OF GOO |
| 3zy: | *MSG* DON'T MAKE ME GET THE SHOVEL |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* GET THE SHOVEL |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ACTION GETS THE FRICKIN' FRACKIN' SHOVEL |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Should I aim for the shins? Or hope for spinal convulsions by tagging him in the back? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* STAB IT INTO HIS HEAD |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Okay, the customer is always right... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ACTION stabs the shovel blade into Chaz's skull |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Damn, I'll need another shot...this shit's too thick... |
| MRPORKY: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* JEFF! |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ACTION uses his railroad hammer to drive the shovel in deeper |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* MOTHERFUCKERS~~~~~ |
| 3zy: | *MSG* BACONBACONBACON |
| 3zy: | *MSG* new movie scene up, if ya didn't see... |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Only one thing smells like bacon and that's BACON |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* i updated my blog yesterday! |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* there should be a national holiday for this! |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* You have a blog? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* BOBBANY~~~~ |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* sure do captain poindexter |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Easy's the captain |
| 3zy: | *MSG* CAPTAIN EASY |
| 3zy: | *MSG* That's me |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* How'd you become captain again? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* two greatest words in the english language |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Free porn |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* de fault |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* ACTION clubs Jeff in the back of the head with a slapjack |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* there goes the comprehension train. |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* hey butch, shouldn't you have gotten on that? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* deep space homer, homer goes to space |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* I did |
| Sam_Hall: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* SCOTT CHRIST |
| ScottC: | *MSG* 3 Z Y |
| ScottC: | *MSG* this new computer really has a bit more computer than I'm used to |
| ScottC: | *MSG* but it's pretty great |
| ScottC: | *MSG* they couldn't save my MP3s |
| ScottC: | *MSG* but they did save my wrestling theme MP3s (WTF) and my porn |
| ScottC: | *MSG* so if I ever want to jack off while listening to Jive Soul Bro I'm set |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ahahahahaha |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* IF?! |
| ScottC: | *MSG* I think the when is implied |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* wow this battle of the network stars is so disorienting |
| 3zy: | *MSG* aw crap, I had completely forgotten that was running this week... |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* where else can you see Howard Cosell hitting on Gabe Kaplan |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* np: jay-z "takeover" |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I actually got a full workload this week and that threw me off my game, I guess. |
| Masters_Degree_In_Hu: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ROB THE T |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* wow ron howard's kicking ass |
| RobT: | *MSG* Easy The Long Memory Gavel-Having Man |
| RobT: | *MSG* And Movie Scene writing, too |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Ahhhhhhh feh... |
| RobT: | *MSG* and yes, I've read the next scene |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Well, it was either "long memory" or long...um..something else |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and I went with the believable option |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* wow they sure were running recorded studio audience noises over the relay race |
| 3zy: | *MSG* 70s TV was all about canned heat |
| ScottC: | *PART* Left room. |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Aw |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* BIG JEFFREY DIARY |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Der diddley hey? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* zuh? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Big Jeffrey Diary, he sez... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I wonder what the hay? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* on Doggy Fizzle |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ahhhhhhhhhgotcha |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* OCTEMBER 35th, 2008 |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Is that when Doom's going to die? |
| araiman: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| jenny6664: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* WELCOME |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE ROCKS THAT SHE GOT |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* SHE STILL |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* hi room |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* SHE STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* USED TO HAVE A LITTLE NOW |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* NOW SHE GOT A LOT |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Excuse me |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* SHE STILL |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* SHE STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* ACTION whacks Chaz in the back of the head with a slapjack |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* who is jenny from the block? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Apparently you |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* Its this poor girl from the Bronx |
| araiman: | *PART* Left room. |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* but she made it big |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Since you're not Jenny 8675309 |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* JEEEEEEEEEEENNY I GOT YOUR NUMBER |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* I GOTTA MAKE YOU MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* which number? |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* JEEEEEEEEENY I GOT YOUR NUMBER |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* 8-6-7-5-3-0-NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* nope; you're right; that's not me |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* i like the white girls with the fine asses |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* well then who are you? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Hey, Easy, you know what would make you a popular mod |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* is a Chaz embargo |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* jenny6664 . . . . . my first time in this room |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* Chaz sucks |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Aw now...I punted Chaz several times when I first got the gavel... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* nobody blinked |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* J-j-j-j-enny and the bets |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* not a gavel . . . . . it's a 'hammer' |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Anyway, I think EVERYBODY who's been a mod has booted him at least once |
| C_As_Jason_Lee: | *MSG* I think everyone that's been a mod has booted me at least a half dozen times |
| 3zy: | *MSG* NP: Allman Brothers "Whipping Post" |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* i guess it's true . . . . there is no point to this chat! |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* sorry we don't talk about Battle Bots for hours every night |
| 3zy: | *MSG* We believe in truth in advertising |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* what are battle bots? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Anybody need some support for their fibromyalgia? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* or hepatitis C? |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* is this some sort of health room? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* not at all |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* just chaz being a cockface |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* mental health |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* sounds like it |
| 3zy: | *MSG* We believe in health, just not on the first date |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* or lack there of it |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* i am really getting very confused and lost in this discussion |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* as are most people when they first meet chaz |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* wait until Jet gets here and we get started on Closers |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Yeah, we need footnotes for this chat sometimes |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* and interpreters, obviously |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* I had somebody in classs tell me I'm the "Most Random Person he's ever met" |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Footnote 1: Chaz is INSANE |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Footnote 2: Repeate Footnote 1 |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Footnote 3: There is NO |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Footnote 3 |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* you sure he didn't mean 'randy' ? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Footnote 4: DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Footnote 5: Don't mess with Texas |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* who's randy? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* no, I'd remember, because my name is not Randy |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Footnote 6: Don't EVER mess with Texas |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Footnote 7: KILL WHITEY |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* hmmm, you might check our dictionary |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Footnote 8: FLIP YOU YOU FLIPPIN DOUCHE |
| 3zy: | *TOPIC at 7/25/2003 11:53:22 PM* Footnote 8: Topics are for Sissies |
| 3zy: | *MSG* awwwwww.... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* we have a scholarly difference, I see... |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* mine can be 8.1a |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* so since you, 3zy, have a hammer, you decide on the topic? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* you can have 8.0a |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I take my text from the Notre Dame edition of the chat.... |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* neat how that works, huh? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Well, among other things... |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Jenny, A/S/L? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* i bet jenny's a guy |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* jenny is a man's name |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* I bet |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* I bet Jenny's a MAN BABY |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* 13/F/ UR ROOM |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* 23(soon to be 24) obviously F; NY |
| trishy: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* where in NY? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Oh MAN |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* you're from NY! |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Do you know Tanvir Raquib? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Good lord she IS from the Block |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* oh yes . . . . . . what kind of guys do you know????????????? |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* brooklyn |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* That deaf, dumb, and blind Chaz sure plays a mean pinball |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* where in brooklyn? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* You and Tanvir should hook up |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* have some secks |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* i know entirely too many people from brooklyn |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* no i don't know tanvir raquib; but i once talked to boutros boutros galli |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* I know if Doom was here right now |
| trishy: | *PART* Left room. |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* The first thing he'd say is DOOM UP TO BROOKLYN |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* he's not DEAD |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Jenny, you need to have secks with Tanvir |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* he's good people. |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* he's just...lost |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* fortunately, i haven't lived here that long |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* and he needs the secks |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* then maybe you can find him someone |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* and if you know anybody in Nevada, hook me up |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* I did find him someone! |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Her name is Jenny |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Apparently she's from the block, despite not knowing it |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* She refuses to be fooled by rock size |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* ok, as long as it is the one without 6664 following her name |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* She's just too smart |
| Janey271: | *MSG* whoa there jenny |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* calm down janey |
| Janey271: | *MSG* this is my territory |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* UH OH |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* CAT FIGHT! |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* CATFIGHT |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* you are welcome janey . . . . . not trying to push in |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* ROWR |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* TASTES GREAT |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* LESS FILLING |
| Janey271: | *MSG* jenny... are you stepping to me? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* here's hoping they make out afterwards |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* TASTES GREAT |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* LESS FILLING |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* I hope one rips the other one's top off and we see some titties floppin around |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* what does that mean janey? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* She said, you wanna be startin somethin |
| Janey271: | *MSG* oh man... now you're testing me |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* you got to be startin somethin |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* janey, no |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* too high to get over |
| Janey271: | *MSG* you're on thin ice girly! |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* She's all UH UH NO YOU DID'T |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* your parole officer is right here |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* not in the least . . . . . not that important |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* to low to get under |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* you stuck in the middle |
| Janey271: | *MSG* what the hell is that supposed to mean!? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* believe me janey, i am no oproblem . . . . . . . the territory is ALL yours |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* She said YOU UGLY |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* I heard it |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Jenny, don't make eye contact |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* JANEY, YOU'LL GO BACK TO GIRL JAIL IF YOU DO THIS |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* She called you ANNA NICOLE UGLY |
| Janey271: | *MSG* oh bitch |
| Janey271: | *MSG* you don't wanna mess with me |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* GIRL JAIL WHERE THEY HAVE PILLOW FIGHTS EVERY NIGHT! |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* GO JANEY GO |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* no, but we won't get to see that! |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* haven't the faintest desire to mess with you janey . . . . honest |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* you just have to pay for the members area is all |
| 3zy: | *MSG* oh man... |
| Janey271: | *MSG* THAT'S IT |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* i'm poor. i can't |
| Janey271: | *MSG* YOU'VE DONE IT NOW |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Chaz will get you the password |
| 3zy: | *MSG* he's good about those things |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* YOU'VE MADE HER ANGRY |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Just d/l it off Kazaa |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* ACTION throws out the inflatable pool full of caramel |
| Janey271: | *MSG* LET'S GO BITCH |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* and hope the RIAA doesn't shoot you |
| Janey271: | *MSG* YOU AND ME |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* I found you guys a palce to fight |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* ITS ON |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* would you please pass that by me in english? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* SHE CALLIN YOU A HO |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* ACTION puts whipped cream in the caramel pool |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT JANEY? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* oh shit, now you gonna talk about my heritage? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* JANEY, SHE SAID YOU HAD SEX WITH CHAZ |
| Janey271: | *MSG* like you so much better cause you white? |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* oooooooooh |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* OHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAG |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* hey i don't even know who chaz is, and if janey wants to, she can do what she likes |
| Janey271: | *MSG* bitch you did not just go there |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* the only nigga janey is fucking is me |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Chaz is a piece of shit |
| Janey271: | *MSG* don't you be talkin bout my momma |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* congratulations world |
| Janey271: | *MSG* BITCH |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* show her that booty |
| Janey271: | *MSG* don't be messing with my man |
| Janey271: | *MSG* don't you be talkin to him |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* JANEY |
| Janey271: | *MSG* did I say you could talk to him? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* NO |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* It's not her fault |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* She just called you a crack whore |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* She wants Bengali HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET |
| WhippingBoy: | *MSG* Are you gonna take that? |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* which one would that be janey . . . . . you've got me confused . . . . there seem to be several |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* i saw her giving him the once over. she was undressing him with her eyes |
| Janey271: | *MSG* STEP OFF |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* ho11a |
| Janey271: | *MSG* don't get smart with me ho |
| jenny6646: | *MSG* Janey, you suck |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Oh, she called you a WHORE |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* oh man, new dream video~~~~~~~ |
| jenny66664: | *MSG* Janey is a slut |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* the red headed ho~~~~~~~ |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* this is really fun . . . . . i don't even have to talk!!!!! |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* nope |
| Janey271: | *MSG* yeah, you best not talk bitch |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* Janey, just put the shank down |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Look at those hos scratch it out over who gets to knock the boots with Tanvir |
| jenny6664: | *MSG* they are all yours, janey . . . . have fun |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* we can do this ass kicking fair and square |
| Janey271: | *MSG* bitch, I told you not to talk |
| jenny6664: | *PART* Left room. |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* oooooooh |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Uh oh |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* She gonna get her girls |
| Janey271: | *MSG* ... too much? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* That was fascinating |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* BRAVO! |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* FAN-TAS-TIC |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* at the same time she left the chat, my friend pete left AIM. coincidencE? |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* ****1/2 |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* I hope so |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Otherwise your friend's got some issues |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* My mom said you're supposed to call it a fireman |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Drinkin's BAD |
| 3zy: | *MSG* mmmkay? |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* Don't be such a pussy |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* mmmkay? |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* CHOP OFF HIS WEEWEE?!?! |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* CHOPPIN OFF WEEWEES IS NOT COOL |
| Janey271: | *MSG* well... that felt good |
| Janey271: | *MSG* got a little aggression out |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* That was HOT |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* We need to get more girls in here so Janey can go Jenny Jones on them |
| RobT: | *MSG* Mellow Yellow....GIVE PEAS A CHANCE |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I DO WHAT I WANT |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* LOOK AT THIS BODY |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* YOU JUST JEALOUS |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* I did give peas a chance! |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Peas suck |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* Nobody else wants any peas. They want GWAR FUCKING GWAR |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* a friend of mine went on jenny jones |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* she was a "teenage prostitute" |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* was she really? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Were you her pimp? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* she wasn't really. she WAS a huge slut |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so... I went out last night |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* but she called on a joke and they called back asking if she could be on the show |
| Janey271: | *MSG* got pretty wasted |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* and snorted cocaine off a midget's ass, right? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I wish! |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* But WERE YOU HER PIMP |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so we're at the gay club |
| Janey271: | *MSG* my roommate is getting hit on right and left |
| Janey271: | *MSG* none of those guy would touch me with a 10 foot poll |
| Janey271: | *MSG* finally a guy comes up, starts dancing with me |
| RobT: | *MSG* how many options would a 10-ft poll have? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* it's dark and stuff, but he doesn't look hideous |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and I'm happy getting any attention at all in this place |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* I don't know, depends on how long the 10 ft pole's tongue is |
| Janey271: | *MSG* we dance and talk for a few minutes |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he gives me a flyer, says to come see his show |
| Janey271: | *MSG* then he moves on |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* then he's like "wait, you're not a dude" |
| Janey271: | *MSG* later on I look at the flyer. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* HAHAHAHA |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* gay guys are disgusting |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* they're an error |
| Janey271: | *MSG* http://www.allthingsroyal.org/kings.htm |
| Janey271: | *MSG* drag king. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* gah |
| Janey271: | *MSG* girl dressed as a boy. |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* wow |
| Janey271: | *MSG* my life has suddenly become that stupid movie |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Janey's a LESBIAN |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Pay up, Rob |
| Janey271: | *MSG* it doesn't count if I didn't know! |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* janey |
| Janey271: | *MSG* that's false advertising |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* you and me first |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* did you make out? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* no |
| Janey271: | *MSG* thank god |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* DAMMIT |
| Janey271: | *MSG* cause that would have been really confusing |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* CAN'T WE DREAM |
| RobT: | *MSG* Pay up? |
| RobT: | *MSG* I was the one who bet she was! |
| RobT: | *MSG* :-D |
| Janey271: | *MSG* last night was so crazy |
| Janey271: | *MSG* my roommate ended up bringing home a 30 year old guy |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* GAH |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* what the fuck |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* disgusting |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* AND HAVING GAY ANAL SEX |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* YUCK |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* AND PROBABLY PUTTING A PENIS IN HIS MOUTH |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* *fireman |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* dude, don't even get me started about the stories i have heard about my gay friend Palatta |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* yuck |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so they have girls and boy bathrooms there |
| Janey271: | *MSG* but it's kind of a joke |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha... |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I have never not seen a guy in the girl's bathroom |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so I'm in there |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and drinks make me friendly |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* do the stalls have doors? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and I'm waiting to use the potty cause the one that's open has piss on the seat |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* oh lord |
| Janey271: | *MSG* yeah |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so a girl and guy walk in and she goes to use that one |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* lord |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and I'm like no, you don't wanna do that |
| Janey271: | *MSG* she's like oh okay |
| Janey271: | *MSG* man, I really have to go |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* what the fuck. |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* SHE'S GONNA GET AIDS FROM USING THE TOILET |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so when another stall opened I let her go first |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and she's like oh thanks, you're so sweet |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and her friend starts talking to me |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he's like you're so nice! |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I'm like, yeah |
| Janey271: | *MSG* oh hey, there's no one in that other stall |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so i go in and hey there's no lock |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* gah |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* THIS IS A SIN |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so I poke my head out and say hey, there's no lock, don't let ANYONE come in |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY |
| 3zy: | *MSG* oooooooo |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he takes this very seriously |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* and he's guarding the door |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and positions himself right outside the stall |
| Janey271: | *MSG* at this point I've been in the bathroom awhile |
| Janey271: | *MSG* my roommate comes in to check on me |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he's like, where's my girl? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| Janey271: | *MSG* my girl's in here |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* your roomate comes into the girls bathroom |
| MellowYellow: | *MSG* ... |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* dude, it's a gay club |
| Janey271: | *MSG* the guy guarding the door is so incredibly wasted he starts going, no man she's not in here |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* man, i refuse to go to one |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he holds up his friends purse and keeps going, this is mine |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and Michael is ready to fight now, wondering why this guy has me blocked in a stall |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* i've had friends invite me. but the places they go to have the male strippers and that's not really kosher for this cat |
| Janey271: | *MSG* MY GIRL IS IN THERE |
| Janey271: | *MSG* LET HER OUT |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| Janey271: | *MSG* NO MAN, THIS IS MINE |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* gay guys````````````` |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* lesbians are okay |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* well, some |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and I begin pushing against the stall to get out and the guy is taking his job so seriously I can't get out |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahahaha |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so finally he gets the idea I want out and Michael is like, SEE, THAT'S MY GIRL |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and I'm like no no, it's okay I told him to watch the door |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and yeah, that's it |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* gays`````` |
| 3zy: | *MSG* SCREW YOU GUYS, I DON'T WANNA BE IN YOUR PENIS-CHOPPIN' FAMILY ANYWAY |
| MellowYellow: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I love the classics |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* you know who's awesome? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* grandaddy |
| Janey271: | *MSG* ? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* from modesto. total alt-rock-pop. some awesome shit |
| Janey271: | *MSG* ah |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* janey...doesn't care |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* she likes the negro shit |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* of course she doesn't |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* haha |
| Janey271: | *MSG* my friend John sucks |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* john`````````` |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he's sort of an idiot |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* gays``````````` |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* janeys friends`````````` |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* ska~ |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* tealia (?) |
| Janey271: | *MSG* but I hang out with him because it's beter than sitting home every night |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so anyway, he hates rap |
| Janey271: | *MSG* the thing is he has no idea what it is |
| Janey271: | *MSG* whenever we argue about it he brings up vanilla ice |
| Janey271: | *MSG* every argument he has includes vanilla ice |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* god |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i hate your friends |
| Janey271: | *MSG* it's like, I hate you, you can't use that |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* just buy illmatic |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* greatest album ever |
| Janey271: | *MSG* well the only Nas song he knows is I Can and of course he hates that |
| Janey271: | *MSG* so he hates Nas |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* BUY ILLMATIC |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* god damnit |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Of course he hates I Can |
| Janey271: | *MSG* his other argument is basically, black people steal |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* i dont like i can |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* That's annoying Sesame Street shit |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* and i love nas |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* the third verse is still DOPE |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Of course we steal |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* CAUSE THE WHITE MAN STOLE FROM US FIRST |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Well, the third verse, yeah |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he's like, at least rock groups honor people when they do covers |
| Janey271: | *MSG* black people just steal songs |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I'm like yeah, it's called sampling |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* But by then the songs 2 minutes in and you just want to hunt down every little kid singing and run a swordfish into their eyeball |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he's like no, they use the words too |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I'm like no they don't |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* why don't people buy illmatic |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he says, yeah, Puff Daddy does it |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* it annoys me |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I'm lik, where? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* people listen to hiphop |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I dunno... but I remember he did |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* and don't listen to illmatic |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* weird. |
| Janey271: | *MSG* arguing with him is friggin impossible |
| Janey271: | *MSG* because he's a moron |
| Janey271: | *MSG* he has to bring up our friend Eric who is a music engineer and how he works with bands who make real music |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and of course I can't say THEIR MUSIC SUCKS |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Good lord, when your smart friend list includes Ska |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I'VE HEARD IT NO ONE WILL EVER LISTEN TO IT |
| Janey271: | *MSG* well, uh, people just aren't ready for music so complex |
| Janey271: | *MSG* or music that sucks so much |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I'm scouting a new friend |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Like on South Park? |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* ME |
| Janey271: | *MSG* well, I have someone in mind |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* wow this song is odd |
| 3zy: | *MSG* JANEY'S LOOKING FOR A NEW KENNY |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I just don't know what she's really like yet |
| Janey271: | *MSG* like we went to lunch and she kept talking about how she doesn't have any friends |
| Janey271: | *MSG* and she seems cool, but if she doesn't have friends doesn't that mean there's somwthing wrong with her? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Yeah |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Even Chaz has friends allegedly |
| Janey271: | *MSG* she did just move here though |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* even I have friends! |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* How much time has "Just moved here" entailed? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* hmmm, 2 months |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Naw, naw, naw |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Bitch crazy |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Run away |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Run away NOW |
| Janey271: | *MSG* well I work with her |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I'm trying to decide whether to take it to the next level |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* and make out with her? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* do I want this person bowling with me? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* YES |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* that girl ruby is a weirdo |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Oh, that's new lingo |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* ACTION writes down "bowling" |
| Janey271: | *MSG* yeah, ruby and I didn't work out |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* oh man Sahara Hotnights~~~~~~ |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I am on the hunt for a femal friend |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* hahaha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* ruby````` |
| Janey271: | *MSG* she has my copy of Spirited Away though |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* kick her ass! |
| Janey271: | *MSG* bitch better give it back |
| Janey271: | *MSG* well.... she is a security guard |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I think she could take me |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* Ruby must be one ugly bitch |
| Janey271: | *MSG* ... yeah |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Janey, it's easy |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* they need to make one of those only on tv compilations called "Sampled' " |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* You either rising palm strike her in the nose and break it |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Or you punch her in the neck |
| Janey271: | *MSG* in the neck? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* mmmkay, I feel inclined to call it a night... |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* BOOO |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* NO |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Yes, in the neck |
| Janey271: | *MSG* she's asian |
| 3zy: | *MSG* TALK ME OUT OF IT |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Just a right hand punch right in the damn neck |
| Janey271: | *MSG* she probably has mad karate skills |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Pfft |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* She might not |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Maybe she's just good at math |
| Janey271: | *MSG* nope |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* And if she's Asian you probably got a foot on her |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* So just smack her like a tent spike |
| Janey271: | *MSG* I'm not very tall to begin with |
| Janey271: | *MSG* but I've got a couple inches |
| Janey271: | *MSG* she's got the pounds though |
| 3zy: | *MSG* mmmkay, later all |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* That means you're quicker |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* STAY YOU BASTARD |
| Janey271: | *MSG* yeah |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Right hand to the neck |
| 3zy: | *MSG* AHHHHHYATALKEDMEINTOIT |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Once she's reeling, rising palm strike to the underside of the nose to drive it up and break it |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* And while she's gasping for air and bleeding profusely |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* YOU KICK THE MOTHERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HER |
| Janey271: | *MSG* uh huh |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* THEN EAT HER OUT |
| Janey271: | *MSG* ew |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* haha |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Now would be the time to bring up the Spirited Away |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* While you kick the shit out of her |
| Janey271: | *MSG* yeah |
| Janey271: | *MSG* LIKE ANIME DO YOU SLANT EYES? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* TAKE THAT |
| Janey271: | *MSG* AND ONE OF THOSE |
| Janey271: | *MSG* all the while kicking |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Right |
| smik: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| Janey271: | *MSG* it's not safe for you here. |
| Janey271: | *MSG* go. |
| smik: | *PART* Left room. |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* hahahaha he did |
| Janey271: | *MSG* hahahahahahahaha |
| RobT: | *MSG* haha that was funny |
| 3zy: | *MSG* delightful |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* haha |
| WORLDWIDER: | *MSG* indeed. |
| 3zy: | *TOPIC at 7/26/2003 12:51:36 AM* It's not safe for you here.... |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* See that should be the topic ALL the time |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Keep the newbies away until it's time to unleash Janey upon them |
| Janey271: | *MSG* what can I say, I'm on tonight |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* On what? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* And will you share? |
| Janey271: | *MSG* NO |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Dammit |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* The rules clearly state PUFF PUFF GIVE |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* Not PUFF PUFF TAKE |
| MRPORKY: | *PART* Left room. |
| MRPORKY: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Don't Bogart that...um...stuff... |
| Cryptkeeper_: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* REHI UNK |
| Doom: | *MSG* Hiya Everyone! |
| Doom: | *MSG* How is mah buddy Butch? |
| Y2JMark79: | *MSG* ACTION has a seizure |
| Y2JMark79: | *PART* Left room. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Nice |
| Doom: | *MSG* Glad to see that I am still a beloved person round these here parts. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ahahahahah |
| Doom: | *MSG* Did a bunch of newbies come in and make pains of themselves? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Oh yeah.... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* They got what they gave in spades |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* it's awesome |
| Doom: | *MSG* Someone do tell some of the juicy details. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Did Janey go ballistic? |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* janey got into a fight with some skeez |
| Doom: | *MSG* awwww |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* and thens he told some guy to go because it wasn't safe for him. and he left |
| 3zy: | *MSG* A skeez who said it was a hammer instead of a gavel |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and that was for starters |
| Doom: | *MSG* hoo boy |
| Doom: | *MSG* And I missed it. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Well, it's all in the log |
| Doom: | *MSG* It sure is. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Did Janey survive or did she go off the deep end and start drinking? |
| Doom: | *MSG* I heard that some other old guy drove into a crowd in florida. |
| MRPORKY: | *MSG* really? |
| RobT: | *PART* Left room. |
| Doom: | *MSG* He didn't kill anyone thou. |
| Doom: | *MSG* "In an otherwise innocuous article at they NYT (FRRYYY) Bill Gates says that according to error reporting software in windows, 5% of all windows installations crash two or more times every day. Gates goes on to state that Microsoft is looking at charging for some of its software updates that it now distributes for free." |
| Doom: | *MSG* Easy, check out slashdot. |
| Doom: | *MSG* I can't fucking believe that. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I see Mister Gates is stealing a few pages from the Apple playbook in that last item |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Remember, they're also "looking at" discontinuing development of a standalone Internet Explorer, too... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* So they're making friends everywhere they go. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Didn't they go trial over that? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* They went to trial over the idea that IE was inseparable from Windows, actually. |
| Doom: | *MSG* I may have to get the win2k/linux box this weekend. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The new brouhaha is that IE7 will only be available to those who buy whatever the hell the successor to XP is |
| Doom: | *MSG* But in reality, if the make ie part of windows, they are gonna fudge it up royally. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Longhorn. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Oh yeah |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and oh yeah |
| Doom: | *MSG* It was slated for this year, I doubt it now. |
| Doom: | *MSG* All the xp fan boys are gonna rush out and buy it. |
| Doom: | *MSG* I am just gonna have to archive all the windows updates I can from the corporate side. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Remember, the corporate side is for it pros and they don't ask for anything. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Plus the files are savable as exes. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I'm hoping this SCO/Linux thing blows over, since we're really gonna need a viable alternative sooner than anybody thinks. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* The latest Stupid Corporate Trick is that SCO is offering to sell UnixWare licenses to any Linux owners as a hedge against "violations" if they win this fight. |
| Doom: | *MSG* If apple would just port over their os to operate on the x86 platform, gates is thru. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I have my doubts that'll happen... |
| Doom: | *MSG* SCO is really gonna hurt themselves in this. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* SCO is gonna eat shit and die over this, I hope |
| Doom: | *MSG* They purchased the intellectual rights, they did not create them. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* But I think the reliablity of Apple products has a lot to do with the complete control from hardware to software... |
| Doom: | *MSG* Heard that |
| 3zy: | *MSG* If their OS runs on any PC box, that'll likely take away the reliability |
| Doom: | *MSG* I hope the judge laughs at SCO and says you want to do what to Linux users? |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Just like what the MS techs say, the main shit you get from Windows is driver-based |
| Doom: | *MSG* But 98 and 2000 are the stabilist products out there for ms, I don't even want to go into what xp entails. |
| Janey271: | *PART* Left room. |
| Doom: | *MSG* I mean you have to call or register online during setup. |
| MRPORKY: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* XP didn't really impress me much, for what I USE Windows for that is... |
| Doom: | *MSG* 2000 is just as stable. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and I still say the default scheme reminds me of those Playskool toys that came out in the 70s |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Big, clumsy controls for little clumsy hands |
| Doom: | *MSG* All the xp's I have seen are on home machines that were bought in a store and come with a restore disk. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* ooooo restore disks``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` |
| Doom: | *MSG* A fucking restore disk. |
| Doom: | *MSG* yeah |
| 3zy: | *MSG* You've heard my restore disc horror story, I take it... |
| Doom: | *MSG* Yeah |
| Doom: | *MSG* I build my own, thank you very much. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Another good reason for a dual-boot machine |
| Doom: | *MSG* Take my sister in law, she has an emachines celeron 1200 that is slower than my brothers amd 850. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* mmmmmmmmmboy |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Celeron |
| Doom: | *MSG* Try finding msconfig in xp. That is alot of fun. |
| Doom: | *MSG* I have messed with alot of nt4.0 machines and have no trouble at all with those or win2k. But put xp in front of me and whammo, hit find files. |
| Doom: | *MSG* XP puts shit that should be in the windows system folder in a different folder and you have to search. |
| WORLDWIDER: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Wonderful |
| 3zy: | *MSG* what people tend to do in the name of making things "easier" |
| Doom: | *MSG* XP has all the drivers you want. But most are buggy at best. |
| Doom: | *MSG* in laws video driver is craptastic from ms. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Had to downoad the driver from nvidia. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and if YOU prefer a driver, XP decides what's better for you anyway, dunnit? |
| Doom: | *MSG* Yeah. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Real craptastic. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* sounds like a craptasia |
| Doom: | *MSG* I just dislike the general look of xp as a desktop enviroment. |
| Doom: | *MSG* You can give it the nt4.0/98 look. |
| Doom: | *MSG* Iam gonna call it a night. Take care mon friend. |
| Doom: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Well, you can give LUNIX the nt4.0/98 look too, b |
| 3zy: | *MSG* aw damn |
| manindaarena: | *JOIN* Entered room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* JET |
| 3zy: | *MSG* YOU JUST MISSED EVERYBODY! |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* :( it said Doom was here too |
| 3zy: | *MSG* He stepped out just a second before you arrived |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* uhhh I don't feel like going unaway so let's talk here! :) |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* and maybe someone else will show up |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Heh... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* at 1:40 am not likely |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* perhaps |
| 3zy: | *MSG* and Ska's in transit now, so we won't see him again til Tuesday |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* I saw Seabiscuit tonight |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* it was good |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Oh yah, sounds like a solid sports movie |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* it was actually really good, but it's kind of tough to compare it with all the big-budget action flicks |
| 3zy: | *MSG* We don't get many of those anymore |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* cause at its heart it's an artsy Oscar season film |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Oh yeah, I'm writing an aPa movie... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* *"movie" |
| 3zy: | *MSG* but ANYWAY |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* uhhh\ |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* that could be sort of interesting |
| 3zy: | *MSG* I've got a few scenes up in the member's folder... |
| 3zy: | *MSG* It's something to do with the day, anyway... |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* all the movie previews blew |
| 3zy: | *MSG* Not surprising... |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* it's sad, I think the only good movies coming out in the last 5 months of the year are Matrix Revolutions and LOTR: ROTK |
| 3zy: | *MSG* mmmmm, that's a rotten dry spell, yes |
| 3zy: | *MSG* If you're looking for the thread, BTW, it's under Poonani Apocalypse |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* ahhh |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* I'm gonna call it a night |
| manindaarena: | *MSG* later boss |
| manindaarena: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *MSG* mmkay |
| 3zy: | *MSG* feh, well, that's it for me too |
| 3zy: | *MSG* back to the studio |
| 3zy: | *PART* Left room. |
| 3zy: | *LOG at 7/26/2003 1:48:29 AM* OFF [Last participant has left the room] |