3zy's note: Let's get one thing straight right off the bat: the current regime believes set topics are for cowards and debate club members. Not meaning you can blurt out just anything, of course, unless it fits the tempo of the evening. However, back when we gave a rat's ass, we were prone to theme nights, and the late, unlamented WCW Thunder was the topic of a few of those.  This probably won't be very entertaining if you don't have a tape of this show to follow along (and really, why would you?), but to assist you, we still have the baroquely detailed CRZ recap or a shorter writeup from whoever "mdb" is.

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.Ken McAndrew> Geez, Funk is fat.
.SUPES> Did I miss anything remotely interesting?
.Doom> Nooo
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: It's WCW. Can you answer your own question? ;)
.SUPES> Funk is only three or so years younger than Brisco and Pattycakes, give
him a break
.Neurosis> Well, Ken coined a new chat phrase.
.Ken McAndrew> We did get a new phrase though, when Horace vs. Hulk was on:
SHITTY WRESTLING ABOUNDS!
.SUPES> Did Flair cut a promo yet?
.Neurosis> No.
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: Nope. Got beat down though.
.SUPES> Than I haven't missed anything have I.
.Neurosis> Oh, the Goblin stole the keys to the NB's school bus.
.Ken McAndrew> RAKE TO THE HEAD!
.SUPES> THE PLASTIC RAKE OF DOOM!!!!
.SUPES> Did Hogan make out with Tori yet?
.Ken McAndrew> Did everyone here read the Smackdown spoilers, btw?
.Neurosis> Yes he did.
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: Yes. It was disgusting.
.SUPES> Sorry I missed that
.JetMet> Norman Smiley, one of the best five workers in WCW, reduced to selling
t-shirts and not wrestling. Why, Ruchoff, why?
.Neurosis> No you're not. ;)
.SUPES> I read them but I can't remember much of it
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: She liked it, of course.
.Neurosis> I haven't read the spoilers.
.EricW> - signed off -
.SUPES> Everyone read Bret Hart's interview on wrestlingobserver.com?
.Ken McAndrew> Yep.
.Ken McAndrew> Bret should quit. Now.
.Ken McAndrew> What a lame ending.
.Ken McAndrew> What's next, a dumpster? :)
.SUPES> I thought it was funny how they tried to fuck up the Goldberg metal
plate angle by inserting Hogan somehow
.SUPES> What happened?
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.Ken McAndrew> Supes: Yeah. Because God forbid Hogan's not in a big angle.
.Ken McAndrew> Funk pinned Cat in the trunk of a car.
.EricW> Did anybody else just freeze?
.JetMet> Nope.
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.SUPES> Remember when Hogan totally fucked up the first Goldberg-Sting match
.SUPES> One of the lamest endings to a match I ever saw
.Edward Knox II> Question. With that Goldberg truck are we suppose to think that
Goldberg is trying it or what?
.Ken McAndrew> Ed: Yep.
.EricW> - signed off -
.Edward Knox II> driving it I mean
.SUPES> Yeah, he supposedly has been hanging out in a monster truck for the past
few weeks
.Ken McAndrew> So that Goldberg could be back ANY MINUTE NOW!
.SUPES> Which would make sense, since Goldberg is a BIG PUSSY!
.Ken McAndrew> When in reality, he won't come back til he's happy with WCW.
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.SUPES> Goldberg just likes free money.. he has proven himself to be nothing
more than the biggest welfare mother in all of wrestling
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.JetMet> Delphi probs?
.Neurosis> Eric: Are you using java or html chat?
.SUPES> At least Hogan shows up for god's sake
.Edward Knox II> Or Goldberg is driving the truck using mental powers.
.EricW> I believe this is Java...but every time I resize the window in N-scape,
it relogs me in. :P
.SUPES> Maximum Goldbergdrive!!!
.EricW> And yeah, Delphi sucks.
.Ken McAndrew> Yeah...did you read, in the Hart article, about his salary
situation? Cut in half for injury, and if he doesn't show up when he's told to,
he gets it cut in half again. That's loyalty to the injured.
.EricW> COMEDY```!
.Ken McAndrew> Mike Mediocre.
.SUPES> Maybe that is why Rey is working when the knee isn't fully healed
.SUPES> Eddie Money
.Neurosis> Or Arn.
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: I bet it is.
.JetMet> Why does Awesome have the Revolution music?
.Edward Knox II> It's Mike Awesome. Now he's related to Hogan right?
.Ken McAndrew> Well, Arn's retired, or should be left out of matches.
.Ken McAndrew> Ed: To Horace, so distantly to Hogan.
.EricW> I almost forgot...has Flair been screwed yet?
.Neurosis> Not yet.
.Doom> Not yet.
.Edward Knox II> Ken-That would explain why he has talent.
.Ken McAndrew> God, Mediocre looks like Roddy Piper.
.SUPES> He sounds like that ugly ass Mom in "Throw Momma from the Train"
.Doom> Ken, scary......
.Ken McAndrew> Is that all Awesome can do? Ambulance matches?
.Neurosis> Ken: Maybe he'll hit DDMe with a coconut?
.Doom> Supes, that was a funny movie.
.SUPES> Yeah! Cuz god knows those ambulance "matches" are revolutionizing the
industry
.SUPES> The what?
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: Ladder Match 2000.
.SUPES> Say it don't spray it, Mike
.Neurosis> Roided Freak.
.Ken McAndrew> STONE COLD SCOTT STEINER!
.Doom> HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!
.JetMet> Seemingly, WCW's cut out all Flair stuff from this Thunder.
.Ken McAndrew> Maybe he'll DEFEND the US title one of these days.
.SUPES> the spaldings? Jesus H.
.SnowMan> So now Stiner is "The Loose Cannon"
.SUPES> Butcher that language, Scott
.SnowMan> wow, two guys with NO MIC SKILLS
.Ken McAndrew> Now his fans are the Freaks.
.SUPES> Let's let them both cut long ass promos
.Ken McAndrew> All two of them.
.SUPES> So all along he's been talking about humping us wrestling fans?
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: Apparently.
.SUPES> that sick fuck... maybe he does belong in prison
.SnowMan> thanks for spelling that out, Supes
.SUPES> Another Worst Match of the Year candidate coming right up
.Ken McAndrew> Idle for a bit, boys.
.Ken McAndrew> And Berry. :)
.Edward Knox II> There was some sex going on on HBO what did I miss?
.EricW> - signed off -
.JetMet> So we've had Steiner humping us and Hogan gets Torrie. Fuck WCW.
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.SUPES> I think they are going to ask Steiner to guest on Oz pretty soon
.SUPES> Mabye Buff can be his cellmate :)
.EricW> MAN, that stank on ice........
.Doom> hehe
.EricW> Hopefully I can stay this time for more than 2 minutes.
.SUPES> What part of Awesome is bending there?
.EricW> GOLDBERG??
.Neurosis> Abbott. Yay.
.SUPES> Fat Club time
.JetMet> Another AWFUL sound cut for the canned chants to come in.
.Edward Knox II> Remember when Steiner could do the Frankensteiner?
.SUPES> yeahbabyyeahbabyyeahbabyyeah
.EricW> TANKburg.
.Doom> <Pukes>
.Neurosis> It's an out of shape Neidhart impersonator!
.EricW> With Rhythm and Blues Security....
.SUPES> The iceman lumbereth
.JetMet> Ed: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Steiner was one of the
best wrestlers in the world.
.SnowMan> Goldberg is all WCW has left. Like they'd blow their wad in a midcard
match on thunder
.JetMet> GILLBERG~!
.Neurosis> But Snow, that would be SHOCKING!
.SUPES> It's Gillberg's older, fatter retarded brother!
.JetMet> Tihs SUCKS.
.Edward Knox II> Jet-You don't have to tell me I was a huge Steiner when I was a
kid.
.EricW> SWERVE~!
.SUPES> and Scott Steiner's too!
.EricW> *snort*
.JetMet> MONSTER TRUCK~!
.EricW> And that damn truck.
.SUPES> it's the muhfuckin Fat Club yo
.Edward Knox II> Goldbergs in the truck.
.SUPES> First rule... you don't talk about Fat Club
.SnowMan> wow. this sucks
.SUPES> because Fat Club sucks ass
.EricW> Well jeez guys, look in the windshield and see if that's frickin'
Goldberg.
.Neurosis> Who else would do that? Um, AUSTIN?!
.SUPES> Goldberg was the '90's Mr. T
.SUPES> A flash in the pan who is already washed up
.EricW> and yup, it's just idling not quite far enough off camera...
.JetMet> This is CLASSY!
.EricW> Well, at least he only has one course left to get his psych degree.
.Neurosis> Considering Droz *is* paralyzed, is this worth it?
.JetMet> Steiner cops a feel on one of the nWhos.
.SnowMan> I'm insulted. I might one day know someone who gets paralyzed like
that, and this is WCW making fun of that, or somthing. That's it. I'm never
watching WCW again
.JetMet> Who's your daddy, Buff?
.JetMet> Snow, I'm getting AWFULLY close to that point, too.
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.Neurosis> Hey Will.
.Edward Knox II> As long as I'm watching it here with you guys. I won't stop
watching.
.EricW> Hi Will.
.Edward Knox II> Hi Will.
.William Hulton> Not watching Thunder..what have they done on the Flair?
.SnowMan> Nuro, there is a difference. Goldberg drives sober, so they are
completly unrelated
.EricW> Flair hasn't been screwed...yet.
.JetMet> Will, they haven't said a word, and no reference to the match in
question has been made.
.Doom> Hey Will
.EricW> Another thought...have we seen the Frenchfries Shane Doug-ass yet?
.Neurosis> Snow: Yeah, and Austin would have gotten out of the truck and kicked
their asses, too.
.Neurosis> Yes we have. Arguing with the Animals.
.EricW> Wasn't he supposed to be "running" tonight's show?
.JetMet> Yes, Douglas is the leader.
.William Hulton> Guess they're not trying to make it an incident
.EricW> You mean....CONTINUITY???!!!! ON WCW?
.SUPES> You mean Shane "O Big Mac" "The Fast Food Franchise" Douglas?
.EricW> The man whose motto is apparently "We'll burn that bridge when we come
to it."
.JetMet> Shane-O-Big Mac. That is SO funny.
.Neurosis> Eric: Here's your answer.
.William Hulton> Remember the ScoopThis phone call.
.JetMet> Look at the back of the NB shirt: "Our time is now." And who talked
about My Time first?
.SUPES> Yeah, I think that was the only funny thing ScoopThis did since coming
back
.EricW> Man, that looks about as organized at the time I got to run the
store....
.Edward Knox II> What is the big deal with Douglas? All I see is a
never-was-been
.Neurosis> Jet: Frank Sinatra?
.Ken McAndrew> ACCIDENT at Slamboree? UGH!
.SnowMan> this is just PATHETIC
.EricW> Slamboree WAS the accident, wan't it?
.JetMet> Neuro: I was thinking more along the lines of Triple H.
.EricW> Big F-U moment for Droz here.
.William Hulton> It's that well he cursed out everyone so much, that poeple
think they're real feuds going on.
.SnowMan> can you tell his head isn't screwed down?
.Neurosis> Jet: I know.
.SUPES> Poor Kanyon, it must be tough cutting a promo with that speech
impediment
.William Hulton> While most of its in Shane's head
.SUPES> Let's hope he can win his battle with lisping
.Edward Knox II> Eric-Yeah the more I look at this I think more of Droz than
Owen.
.EricW> Hell, if they're going to do something this dumb, why don't they have
the respirator on him?
.JetMet> Well, the fact that the halo is moving not in sync with his head is a
dead giveaway.
.Neurosis> I can sort of see a shot at the Austin interview earlier in the year.
.JetMet> And that the screws aren't even in.
.SUPES> Mets won, Al Leiter is 5-0 baby!
.Doom> Yep...bad promo.......
.SUPES> And DDP credits himself with doing this for damn near everyone
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.Neurosis> Hey Jake.
.Sassafras> Kanyon is great actor! (sarcasm)
.SUPES> This week on "Touched by a Lisping Midcarder"
.Doom> Hey Jake
.Edward Knox II> Supes-No kidding. He made the Radicals careers if you ask him.
.JetMet> LEITER~!
.Sassafras> Man, I could do a better job at faking the injury
.Sassafras> Any Flair updates?
.Neurosis> No.
.JetMet> The ORACLES~! next target: Married but Love to Flirt. We are all going
to play Kurt Angle.
.SUPES> "Worst injury angle ever"
.Sassafras> His he going to live, retire, countunue?
.JetMet> How does a phone kiss an ass?
.SUPES> "Chronic?" Yes, please.
.William Hulton> Everyone here maid fun of Crawford's site yet
.Sassafras> How did the CRAPFORD chat go down?
.SUPES> quickly, quickly
.William Hulton> How do you spell Kronic anyway
.Sassafras> He actually chatted?
.SUPES> Even if he showed, I don't think anyone else did
.Sassafras> CHRONIC
.JetMet> Kryonyoik, I think. ;)
.Sassafras> C
.Sassafras> H
.Sassafras> R
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.Sassafras> O
.Neurosis> Oh poor WCW Race car.
.Sassafras> N
.Sassafras> IC
.stberryshortcak> - signed off -
.Neurosis> WB Berry
.JetMet> That's Russo speak for chronic.
.SUPES> Thrilling...
.SUPES> Just when Crawford couldn't possibly seem any more retarded... HE
TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF
.SUPES> ...or something
.Sassafras> Damn MI:2 is a week away!
.Sassafras> SUPES DETAILS
.JetMet> Was anyone else VERY sickened by what Luke Johnston posted on the
ORACLE~! forum?
.SUPES> Does anyone else care?
.Neurosis> Oracle forum?
.JetMet> No, probably not.
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.JetMet> THE CHAMP~!
.Dr. Lazer> Okay...let's try this AGAIN.......
.EricW> - signed off -
.Sassafras> What did Luke post?
.EricW> This is getting irksome.
.JetMet> Jake go to www.delphi.com/TheOraclesHouse/messages/ under the "A
mission for my fellow Oracles" folder.
.EricW> I just ditched N-scape for IE, which means this is probably going to get
uglier the next crash.
.Sassafras> Eric repeat after me, "FUCK DELPHI IN THE ASS, with a firecracker"
.JetMet> The French Fries?!?
.Sassafras> lag
.EricW> Fuckdelphiintheasswithafirecracker...
.EricW> There, I feel better....
.JetMet> KRYOINIYK~!
.Neurosis> Jet: What was posted? It's been deleted.
.JetMet> Jake, see what Luke posted yet?
.Sassafras> I love the intro voice
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.SnowMan> delphi sucks. pass the booze
.William Hulton> From what I heard, male porn.
.Sassafras> I love Wrath/Clarke/Bomb too bad he's teamed with Bryan, sucked
since Crush, Adams
.Neurosis> Hi Hiview1
.JetMet> Basically, Pat Barker was scouting out new invasion places. Luke
suggested the nudist's forum, and posted a picture of a 70 year old fat guy
nudist. It was REALLY gross.
> .EricW hands Snow a big brown jug with three Xs on the side.
.SUPES> I got an e-mail from someone with a guy sucking his own dick today
HIVIEW1> - signed off -
.Neurosis> Bye Hiview1
.Doom> Buh Bye
.William Hulton> Supes, that's possible?!?
.SUPES> That image will stick with me for the rest of my life... it was beyond
horrible
.Doom> heh
.Sassafras> BTW what is the Oracle who owns it?
.EricW> Must be...um...FLEXIBLE.
.SnowMan> So Monday is NewBlood wins night, Wednesday is Millionare's night
.SUPES> I'm not sure if the photo was doctored, I just glanced at it before
deleting it, it was sick as all hell
.SUPES> The Wall of Shit
.Sassafras> Damn what other mysterious Delphi wrestling sites are there?
.SUPES> Nice catch by Kronic there
.Sassafras> I mean I just found out about the NWWWO Black and Blue Forumn
.SUPES> the High Times?
.Sassafras> and Boffo's Fantom site
.SUPES> The what?
.Doom> FLAIR~!
.EricW> FLAIR~~!
.Neurosis> Flair's a walking.
.SUPES> Sweet... here's what I came to see
.Sassafras> Phantom
.SUPES> I missed my first WWF Jericho match on Monday because of Flair
.Sassafras> Will they show it?
.SnowMan> DUUUUUUDE!
.SUPES> dude... call 1-800-.... call ATT... for collect calls.... dude
.SUPES> Maybe Lance Storm can do one of those commercials?
.EricW> GUM!
.JetMet> The ORACLES OF DELPHI~! are basically the last vestiges of the EmZee
forum. As a semi-joke, we started our own forum, and we've started to "invade"
other forums. The group consists of myself, Shawn
.JetMet> Colton (defacto leader), Tanvir Raquib (started the whole thing), Pat
Barker (came up with the invasion angle), Dale Blasingame, Marvellous Martin,
and Adrian. It's a tongue-in-cheek thing we are
.JetMet> doing for fun and out of boredom.
.EricW> Hmmm..am I still here?
.Neurosis> Yes you are.
.SnowMan> no
.SUPES> You just killed the chat with that long ass message JetMet
.EricW> Okay, but Delphi still sucks.
.Sassafras> I went to m,y local ticket office to reserve Mission Impossible 2
seats for Wendsday. They Didn't have anything till Monday, which is weird
because I got into Star Wars ep. 1 3 hours before show time
.JetMet> It's Jake's fault, he asked.
.SnowMan> everything you know is wrong
.William Hulton> Scum
.SUPES> Okay, Flair's coming up.. thank God
.JetMet> FLAIR~!
.EricW> ANd here comes Flair to get screwed.
.SnowMan> black is white, up is down, short is long
.Sassafras> Whoo! (ah my heart) sorry
.SUPES> I'm sure Star Wars played on tons more theaters though
.William Hulton> I don't even think MI2 will be that good, anyway.
.Sassafras> SUPES...Thanks god?
.William Hulton> clap
.Sassafras> John Woo helming is makes any movie sure fire ***
.SUPES> Why don't they take the plate off the belt, so we can see Flair's name
again
.Doom> The 15 time Champion of the World~!
.SUPES> I'm Catholic, btw
.Sassafras> Italian slam
.Sassafras> He must die
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.SUPES> The Fifteen, Fifteen, Fifteen, Fif... aw fuck it, you get the idea
.Neurosis> Ska!
.Doom> SKA~!
.Ska-boom> Hey, yo.
.EricW> BRUNO~~~!
.Gambino> Crowd is dead
.SUPES> Isn't Bruno dead?
.Edward Knox II> WWWF
.SUPES> I think Madden ate him
.Ska-boom> What's going on with Thunder?
.Edward Knox II> Hey Ska
.Doom> ROLL
.JetMet> WWWF gets the biggest pop of the night.....
ROLL by .Doom> (2d6) 2/6 3/6 Sum=5
.SUPES> Flair is name checking Bruno and the WWWF
.Gambino> Where is thunder?
.EricW> Natch is doing ethnic humor.
/roll
ROLL by .SUPES> (2d6) 4/6 1/6 Sum=5
.Neuro Sammartino> Supes: You think Bruno is dead?! NEVER!
.Gambino> This crowd sucks
.SUPES> FIve... god I suck
ROLL by .SnowMan> (2d6) 4/6 6/6 Sum=10
.Gambino> It sounds like there are less people then an ECW house show
.Neuro Sammartino> Lafeyette, LA.
ROLL by .JetMet> (2d6) 5/6 1/6 Sum=6
.William Hulton> Flair looks to be in pure crazy old guy mode
ROLL by .Ska-boom> (2d6) 4/6 1/6 Sum=5
.JetMet> Ha, I beat Supes. ;)
ROLL by .William Hulton> (1d1) 1/1
ROLL by .Edward Knox II> (2d6) 1/6 1/6 Sum=2
.William Hulton> Fuck, a 1
.Doom> Snow, you the man
.EricW> Crazy Flair is better than Sane Russo.
ROLL by .Edward Knox II> (2d6) 6/6 5/6 Sum=11
.Ska-boom> Russo is sane? Since when?
.Gambino> He looks like the Hart attack is coming in the interview (Spelling
mistake?)
.EricW> And the look on his face right now is priceless.
.SUPES> This is fucking classic shit right here fellas
.Gambino> Flair is losing his breath
.SUPES> and I'm not being sarcastic
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.JetMet> Hart Attack? When did Neidhart and Bret Hart come back? ;)
.Gambino> Supes I thought the injury was a shoot?
.EricW> That vein in his forehead is starting to throb.
> .The Man has come here to hold you all down
.William Hulton> Jet, When Hart said Hogan was gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, and yet
we forget pay
.SUPES> We'll see I guess
.JetMet> He doesn't have ALL the girls, but he's got Ms. Hancock. Bastard,
.Gambino> Supes do you hate Flair or something?
.EricW> Big gold belt.
.SUPES> Are you not reading a word that I have said Jake?
.Gambino> Kid Rock!
.JetMet> KID ROCK~!
.EricW> Dubba J.
.SUPES> Or do you think I am eternally sarcastic
.Edward Knox II> COWBOY
.JetMet> Gambino, you suck. ;)
.EricW> The Chastened One.
.Gambino> Why are you saying it's classic?
.William Hulton> Hancock, ewww, ugly face
.SUPES> Where is Gary Coleman?
.EricW> VAUDEVILLE~!
.Neuro Sammartino> Ken, what do we call this? Slappy Alert?
.JetMet> Will: Like you wouldn't do her.
.SUPES> Because it is really fucking good, that's why, but I'm biased because I
am as a big a Flair mark as there is
.Doom> SLAPPY ALERTS~!
.EricW> and here comes Dumb and Dumber.
.JetMet> ARN~!
.William Hulton> Doable, yes. But I wouldn't want to go out with her.
.The Man> AA~!
.EricW> UNCLE ARN~!
.JetMet> Will, you are likely right.
.Gambino> You think the hear attack is a work?
.EricW> Is that a tree limb?
.The Man> ARN SPEAKS! ALL WILL LISTEN!
.Doom> Major Gunns is quite doable....
.Gambino> heart
.EricW> Man: Except Sean
.Neuro Sammartino> Doom: Tylene!
.JetMet> Jake, no. He didn't have a heart attack, just a panic attack and a case
of balance problems.
.SUPES> Every woman in wrestling under 70 and 200 pounds is doable
.SUPES> that's how it works kidz
.JetMet> Linda McMahon, Supes?
.Doom> heh
.Neuro Sammartino> Even Francine?
.Ska-boom> Good one, Jet.
.William Hulton> Young's probaly under 200
.Gambino> BTW: Russo has lost all his creativity...What's with the Atlanta
Invasion spoof. Major Stash!
.JetMet> But she's not under 70.
.JetMet> MAJOR GUNNS~!
.William Hulton> Oh yeah, missed that one
.JetMet> Arn can INTERVIEW.
.SUPES> She legally owns the WWF, therefore I would close my eyes and go for it,
wouldn't you?
.EricW> Lalala, I can't hear you~
.SUPES> Hey, if it's good enough for Vince, then dammit, it's good enough for me
.EricW> HORSEMEN~~~!!!
.Ska-boom> It was good enough for him at least twice.
.JetMet> Supes, you sick man: No chance in hell. Steph is another story, but
Linda is out of the question.
.SUPES> I made it through the last months of Russo's WWF booking... I can make
it through anything of Vince's
.Neuro Sammartino> Horseman Style in 2000: Broken foot and heart attack.
.Gambino> The panic attack proofs that flair is stepping down REAL SOON
.EricW> Wellll, Linda's not THAT bad, but still.....
.Gambino> Vampiro
.SUPES> Poll: If Linda was offering you the WWF in return, would you do it with
her?
.JetMet> Even I have SOME standards.
.EricW> CHICKEN!!!!!
.SUPES> Yes sir, I would do that.
.William Hulton> Supes, yes
.Gambino> is going to stings house (Did I hear the Canadian Right)
.Ska-boom> I'd bang Linda just to be an assistant booker and/or JTTS.
.Doom> Ayup.
.EricW> AND MORE CHICKEN!!!
.JetMet> Supes, I'd whack myself off to teh point where it took me approximately
5 seconds to blow it. I'd then book myself to be with Steph 24-7.
.EricW> Man, I need some oven roasted goodness.
.William Hulton> Chicken ranch, my ass!
.Gambino> Undertaker at Macmahons house anyone?
.JetMet> Jake, what does THAT have to do with anything?
.Gambino> guys I'm dead tired. Have a good one
.EricW> HEATHER~! Take HEATHER, dumbass!
.SUPES> Did Luger really go to the nearest gym to beat up "Salvatore "I look
like Scott Baio with a wretched Soul Glo Perm" Palumbo?
.EricW> Heh.
.Neuro Sammartino> Yes he did Supes.
.SUPES> JetMet, I did not need that much detail
.Gambino> Sorry Jet I stayed up till 4 last night, that's why i got to post the
Flair story first
.EricW> I think Jet wanted to end the conversation, Supes.
.JetMet> Supes, you asked.
.EricW> :)
.Neuro Sammartino> Luger "dropped" a 40 lb weight on him.
> .The Man communes with Tymnet and sits down
.JetMet> Tymnet? WTF?
> .Neuro Sammartino walks out the door
> .Doom cheers and turns into a human
.SUPES> But would that satisfy Linda, 5 seconds won't get you the WWF my friend
.The Man> Don't ask me. I'm just The Man
.Ska-boom> 5 seconds only gets you to be a road agent.
.SUPES> Pig
.Gambino> Do any of you like Palumbo- he has some Sports entertainment appeal
.SUPES> What appeal is that?
.The (Snow) Man> fuck, I'm tired
.JetMet> I'd just put a pillow over her head or something, I guess. Pretend it
isn't her.
.Doom> Chuck needs to job alot.
.SUPES> That he looks like Chachi in Charge's younger bro
.JetMet> Gambino, you are TRULY fucked up.
.SUPES> You know what I like about this show.. no Bischoff or Russo
.Gambino> He is kinda of funny with the Luger impressions
.Ska-boom> The heat machine is cranked up to 11, I see.
.JetMet> Gambino, he blows.
.Gambino> I'm tired forget anything I said nightnightzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
.Gambino> I haven't seen any of his matches so....
.Doom> Lata Jake
.Gambino> Alright bye guys.
.Neuro Sammartino> Night Jake.
.Ska-boom> Ooooh, he called him "Steve".
.The (Snow) Man> ladies and gents, the Mod is leavin the building
.EricW> GET IT?
.Gambino> - signed off -
.SUPES> How can we miss you when you won't go away?
.Edward Knox II> - signed off -
.SUPES> God, you're like Celene Dion or something
.Neuro Sammartino> Night Snow.
.JetMet> Lata Snow.
.The (Snow) Man> take it easy
.Ska-boom> Inferno match... sigh.
.Ska-boom> Peace, Snow.
.Doom> Lata Snow
.SUPES> Oh good christ
.Ska-boom> "It's never happened1'
.Ken McAndrew> Oh BULLSHIT Schiavone.
.EricW> *COUGHCOughkaneundertaker*
.JetMet> BAD cut job.
.EricW> MAGIC!
.Neuro Sammartino> OH MY GOD!
.SUPES> Is this all in some alternate universe where the WWF never existed?
.Ken McAndrew> You can SEE the coatin on the ropes.
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: Apparently.
.EricW> Ta-daaaaaa!
.Ken McAndrew> Burned Sting's mask? When'd he do that?
.EricW> And now for my next trick, I'm going to pull a rabbit out of my ass...
.Neuro Sammartino> Next, we find out that Sting and Vamp are brothers.
.SUPES> How do they think the crack WCW production crew, and I emphasize the
word CRACK, can pull this off without someone getting hurt
.Ska-boom> The WWF obviously exists. It's referneced by name every other
segment.
.Ken McAndrew> No kidding...
.William Hulton> But who'll be the father.
.Ken McAndrew> Russo will be the father.
.SUPES> But it only exists because of Russo apparently right?
.The (Snow) Man> - signed off -
.The (Snow) Man> ** The moderator has left the group **
.The (Snow) Man> ** Group is not published **
.Ken McAndrew> Inferno match was pre-Russo, wasn't it?
.JetMet> Eric: So you are Black Scorpion, eh?
.Neuro Sammartino> No.
ROLL by .Doom> (2d6) 1/6 6/6 Sum=7
.SUPES> No, it was Kane-UT.. Russo came up with most of Kane's shit
/roll
ROLL by .SUPES> (2d6) 5/6 2/6 Sum=7
.Vince Russo> IT WAS ME, TRIPLE H, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!
.Ken McAndrew> I thought Russo's really started booking the WWF around
SS98...ah, okay.
.EricW> BTW, it may be juvenile, but I just find the phrase "I see the number 69
in your future"...especially on b'cast TV...totally nuts.
ROLL by .Ska-boom> (2d6) 5/6 3/6 Sum=8
.Ska-boom> Eight!
.Doom> Damn
.Doom> JTTS
.Ska-boom> Eric: My thoughts precisely.
** .Ska-boom is now the group moderator **
.JetMet> Vince apparently raped Steph or something, he says he did, and VR NEVER
lies. ;)
.Ska-boom> ** Published group **
.EricW> I bet Hyatte noticed it before both of us, though. :)
.Ska-boom> I'm reading the Mop-up as we chat, so I'll let ya know.
.Ken McAndrew> Still...you need two guys that can be careful in the ring, and a
damn good technician if you do fire bursts (like when they did impact moves). I
mean, if UT's plancha hadn't cleared the ropes, he
.Ken McAndrew> could've been cooked.
.SUPES> Anyone know why Shooters hasn't been updated
.Ken McAndrew> Well, here we go.
.SUPES> that was a stupid move by UT
.EricW> Main event.
.SUPES> but it sure looked cool
.JetMet> They redubbed this commentary. It's SO OBVIOUS.
.Ken McAndrew> Place your bets: how much do they show of Flair's collapse?
.Ken McAndrew> Supes: Hell yeah it did. :)
.SUPES> Probably all of it for ratings
.JetMet> Shooters is updated; I read French's news update at around 5-6 PM.
.EricW> Um, collapse?
.Neuro Sammartino> Eric: You haven't read the spoilers?
.EricW> I haven't read the spoilers yet....*shiver*
.Ken McAndrew> Okay, here's where Arn's broken foot was covered up.
.EricW> I was working late last night, missed the update.
.JetMet> WTF? They are using different footage as a cover?
.Ken McAndrew> The crowd noise is jumpy.
.Ken McAndrew> No, this happened, Jet.
.JetMet> Oh, OK.
.Ken McAndrew> I can see why his inner ear is screwed up...David's punches are
-right- at the ear.
.SUPES> thsoe are some piston like right hands there huh
.JetMet> WOLFPAC IN DA HOUSE!!
.Neuro Sammartino> Big Poochie
.JetMet> ;)
.Ken McAndrew> Yep...Nash is looking more Dieselish.
.Ken McAndrew> Okay, it was somewhere in here, I think, once everyone gets out
of there.
.Ken McAndrew> NOW.
.Neuro Sammartino> Right here.
.Ken McAndrew> They're showing it all.
.JetMet> Bad dubbing job on the commentary.
.Ken McAndrew> Okay good, they cut.
.JetMet> And they aren't showing it.
.Ken McAndrew> They should've cut before that though...now everyone's left
thinking Flair's in deep shit.
.SUPES> That was all Chavo... definitely
.Dr. Lazer> BUS~!
.Neuro Sammartino> Remember kids, if you don't want to go to school, tip the bus
over.
.JetMet> OK, they didn't show it, they just alluded to hit in case he can't
wrestle, me thinks.
.SUPES> But the Bus is so much more important!
.Ken McAndrew> BAD edit job on the Flair stuff. If I saw that and didn't know
what happened, I'd think the man is having a heart attack.
.Ken McAndrew> Or something equally bad.
.Neuro Sammartino> Ken: True.
.EricW> So, what DID happen to Flair?
.Doom> What the hell was that supposed to prove?
.Ken McAndrew> Inner ear imbalance is what's believed.
.Ska-boom> Okay, I'll be back in about 20 minutes after I kill the roomie again
in SoulBlade.
.SUPES> Meltzer says it was from Warrior fucking up in a match with him
.EricW> It proved they could...um...turn a bus over.
.Ken McAndrew> Apparently he suffered it back in 92 against the Warrior, leading
to Bret's first World title.
.Neuro Sammartino> Caused by the Ultimate Warrior dropping Flair wrong in 92.
.SUPES> I have a tape of that match which I think was the only one they had
.SUPES> I'll have to check it out and get back to you
.EricW> What th'...Strip Poker? On USA?
.SUPES> I'm there.
.JetMet> WTF?
.William Hulton> Eric, its been on for the last week or 2
.JetMet> This has SERIOUS rule potential...if it were only on, say, HBO.
.JetMet> Alright guys, I'm a going to sleep now. Catch you all later.
.Neuro Sammartino> Night Jet.
.EricW> Exactly...the Real Sex/Strip Poker block. Saturdays at 12am on HBO.
.SUPES> Those girls look pretty slutty
.Doom> Nite Jet
.JetMet> - signed off -
.EricW> And the guys are real snickerdoodles.
.EricW> 14 of Febrary?
.Ken McAndrew> - signed off -
.SUPES> I was almost hoping that Flair wouldn't be able to come back and wrestle
here in the next few weeks
.Neurosis> Why?
.SUPES> That he could retire with the belt, having the Jarrett match be his last
unless he wanted to come back after the surgery
.SUPES> I just don't want to see him job to David with Russhole doing crotch
chops over top of him
.SUPES> Of course since I have never or will never order a WCW pay per view, I
guess I won't have that problem though huh?
.Neurosis> Unless you watch using Scramble-vision.
> .Neurosis disappears with a pop
.SUPES> I put money towards them, my buddy down the street in college used to
have WCW ppv parties, I got the WWF ppvs
.Doom> Scramble vision is good for WCW
.SUPES> yeah, but why miss the Simpsons and a good movie you can rent?
.Easy E-W> It lets you use your imagination...imagining a GOOD match,
f'rinstance.
.Neurosis> That, and tons of booze.
.SUPES> I've seen plenty of good matches on past WCW ppvs.. just not in the last
hour
.SUPES> I'd be pretty drunk by then so who cares?
.SUPES> I'm going to sign off here in a bit
.Neurosis> Night Supes
.SUPES> Like the Lionel Richie said.... take it easy like Sunday morning
.Easy E-W> G"nite Supes.
.Doom> Nite Supes
.SUPES> I had a dream... I had an awesome dream
.SUPES> okay, I'll stop now
.SUPES> Goodnight
.Neurosis> Lionel Richie? Seek professional help. ;)
/EXIT
.SUPES> - signed off -