For several (irregular) years, Nathan Loney was a contributor to the now-defunct OhEmGee.com, which took the net by drizzle (we can't laugh very hard, though; ThreadaPa.com has been a passing mist by comparison).  We may ring some more material out of him, but in the meantime, here's his literary remains from OhEmGee.

It's Monday, and I'm Already Sick of Myself -- "You see, I'm not here to praise the Chicago Cubs.  I'm here to bury them." (from OhEmGee (10/03); reposted here 3/2/05)

Loney v. God Pushers -- Nice job choosing an easily defeatable target, bud... (from OhEmGee (6/03); reposted here 3/2/05)

Backyard Wrestling -- No sir, he don't like it... (from OhEmGee (4/03); reposted here 2/26/05)

HHH = Orange Goblin 2K2 -- Really, it's self-explanatory, unless you don't know what a "HHH" or an "Orange Goblin" is, in which case, how the hell did you find us? (from OhEmGee (9/02); reposted here 2/26/05)

Jobless Scrub Rants -- You are 18 year old girl who live in small city in Japan, and you heard me on the radio...for some reason, that damn Weezer song rolled through my head when I read about Nate contemplating his employment future.  I've got your letter, you've got my song. (from OhEmGee (1/02); reposted here 2/26/05)

Ranma 1/2 Digital Dojo -- Another long-term otaku favorite gets the DVD treatment. (from OhEmGee (1/02); reposted here 2/26/05)

What I Learned At State Champs -- I warned you there was a Magic: The Gathering article in the queue.  Why didn't you belieeeeeeeeeve me? (from OhEmGee (1/02); reposted here 2/19/05)

Vampire Hunter D -- Vampires and sci-fi?  Sure, why not... (from OhEmGee (10/01); reposted here 2/19/05)

Haunted Junction -- Wigged out supernatural comedy; not for the whole family. (from OhEmGee (9/01); reposted here 2/19/05)

Wicked City -- Interdimensional warfare and whatnot.  (from OhEmGee (9/01); reposted here 2/14/05)

Princess Mononoke -- A writeup for the anime movie that took on Titanic in Japan and won. (from OhEmGee (8/01); reposted here 2/14/05)

F3: Frantic, Frustrated, and Female -- Nate finally gets to the hentai material we connect with him today. (from OhEmGee (8/01); reposted here 2/14/05)

Tenchi Muyo DVD Ultimate Box Set -- A long-term favorite of many. (from OhEmGee (8/01); reposted here 2/14/05)

Why I Like Anime -- The story of how a young man was led astray into a world he never made. (from OhEmGee (8/01); reposted here 2/14/05)

Phyrexian Arena -- And just for the novelty of it all, one he actually wrote for us back in the day: The first time Nate tried to drop some Magic: The Gathering knowledge on us. (8/3/01)