It's not quite a cast of thousands yet, but you can join in!

Easy E-W (webmaster at large): The previous regime's description will suffice for our purposes. "As far as anyone can tell, he lives in a shack in the rural wilderness of North Carolina.  The shack is made of tin cans coated with a glue that is apparently hallucinogenic... it's the only explanation we have for his writing.  And if he doesn't like this bio I've made up for him, he can mail me with one he likes.  Then I will ignore it and keep this one up."   I'd also add that I never use a word when there's a perfectly good sentence available.  Hey, like THAT ONE!  I don't usually take requests, but I am open to suggestions.

Matt Etling: Known on the boards as "Ska".  He tells us his skills include "amazingly accurate typing while drunk and a childlike sense of wonder and accomplishment at updating the site without 'breaking it'."  I'd also add "an unerring knack for attracting 'interesting' women into his personal sphere", but that would be evil.  Or funny.  He can be found on his webcam at night constantly sipping some unholy mixture of booze and pop.  You can find him in our nightly chat for his sage-like wisdom on poker and drinking, or to just point and laugh at him.

Doom: Born somewhere around middle prehistory.  Lives entirely off of booze and a special mush which is made of booze and cornmeal.  The one who asked Socrates "Does this taste funny to you?" in the director's cut of Plato's Phaedo.

Butch Rosser: Angry, angry black man.  He lives somewhere in California, which makes him certifiably insane.  However he hates the Oakland Raiders, so he's viewed as an upstanding member of society by us.